The Federal government of Nigeria announced on Hot Swen TV today that no child in the country must be seen playing the popular police and thief game.
The game is very popular amongst Nigerian children in which they divide themselves into two groups, first group is a police group and the other group represents the thieves. The thieves hide somewhere then the police group searches for them and act like they are shooting them with two of their fingers when they find them whilst others use gun-like materials

In a live broadcast on Hot Swen TV today, the country’s president said that this is a major security threat to the country as most of this children grow up into professional armed robbers. “This armed robbers are so sophisticated that our police cannot handle them , they kill police men like chickens , I am sure they have been practicing since when they were children , the problem is that the ones that play police don’t pursue that career but the children that play thief pursue their own career in stealing “ the president said .

Any child found playing police and thief from now on, the thieves group will be arrested while the police group will be enrolled into the police college for further training


FG ODERS ARREST OF CHILDREN PLAYING POLICE AND THIEF

Not sure if children still play that game .

This cannot be true..

But it isn't funny. Why is it in the jokes section?

Like if you played it as a Kid.. Miss those days
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M almost the first to comment...chai practice makes perfect...m now without shoes,i'll soon bcom the presido

ma laff?

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Clueless country, is that how they want to start fighting corruption?

Is that so!

chai. must he say anything?

Lol...this must be a joke

I dnt think this where our problems lies, most of our security men are corrupt.

ahahahaha..... FG na mister Ibu. so funny. ahahahah again.

Is dat so

Lmao.

No "Knock out" and "Banger" for Xmas also!!!

This is definitely joke of the century

This is not funny. mukina2 must have a bad, rotten sense of humour

The President cannot swear that he also didn't enjoyed this police and thief game.
This game is popular in the southeast of Nigeria.

funny....

Can't believe people actually fell for this.

Really funny stuff though.

Rubbish

won ti ya werey!!! let them come and cash me na... bia seun-osewa, will you play police and thief with me ?

AS FG NO GET WORK NKO, OR LAWS DON FINISH FOR 9JA NI?

na so.......na mad people full this our country

some people dey take the thread serious sha

I don laff tire

Joke of the year.

By now children after reading this would be fighting to play the role of the police so as to be recruited into Nigerian police.

This got me laughing hard, so that's their new way for recruiting police men/women

Na craze dey worry dat govt. Instead of facing d real prob dey ar after kids playing,[center][/center]

What a joke!!!!!! To start wit: does "Hot Swen TV" exit?