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You Just Can't Satisfy Some People by Folksyharry(m): 2:22pm On Dec 10, 2013
TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.
TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as wall?
STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.
TEACHER: If the lion climbs the tree?
STUDENT: I will jump into the lake and swim.
TEACHER: If the lion also jumps into the water and swims after you?
STUDENT: Sir, are you on my side or on the lion's?

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Re: You Just Can't Satisfy Some People by emmanuel1990(m): 7:38pm On Mar 04, 2017
grin[size=8pt][/size] grin on the lion side....

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