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News Papers Headlines IF MANDELA'S Funeral Was Held In Nigeria..#very Funny# by rynno(m): 11:03am On Dec 13, 2013 |
"It is amazing how South Africa was able to host 91 heads of state within 5 days with minimal controversies. if it were Nigeria you would see newspaper headlines as thus: Guardian; presidency inaugurates 10 man committee for funeral. Thisday; presidency sets up investigative panel to probe lack of federal character in committee on funeral. Sun; scandal rocks the Presidential committee on $1.2b casket contract. daily trust; FG grants waivers on duties for 300 bulletproof cars to host dignitaries. Tribune; APC raises alarm that the committee chairman is corrupt and sld resign. todays news; division in the National assembly due to disagreement on choice of Aso-Ebi. Evening News: EFCC threatens to investigate contract of renovation of stadium. Daily independence: Rivers state governor refused entry into stadium to pay final rites. PM News: One of the visiting Presidential jets over-shoots runway" Na God go help Naija... |
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