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Funny Definitions : by Konsult07(m): 11:40pm On Dec 13, 2013
WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you
sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her
masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine water
power.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ....except
that he/she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence there after
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills. grin grin grin

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