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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by 49cents(m): 10:27pm On Dec 16, 2013
You blow catarrh you sey na indian butter

You drink akamu you sh*t candle

This too comes to mind

Don't know whether the art of yabbing is long gone but they were really rib cracking
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by scholes23(m): 10:29pm On Dec 16, 2013
franklyn009: lwkmd...we rily get original ajekpako for here ooo...how many people remember dis:
who mess na olu, olu say teacher, teacher say don't worry na my class people mess am, tooz!!!

I remember. It goes like this. Who mess? Tolo tolo mess. Teacher say na Obi, Obi say na teacher. Na u yama yama Na u mess. Poooo
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by uncleck: 10:30pm On Dec 16, 2013
u buy akara nd demand 4 receipt; u buy car nd demand it b wrapd wit leav
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by agho22(m): 10:33pm On Dec 16, 2013
The best flat for ur village na rabbit hole
The finest girl 4 una village na bitter leaf dey toast her
3 head of fish surround una village nobody fit escape
U mess aboki bear bear cash fire
U mess catterpillar wear pant....Gud old days
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by kbdrim(m): 10:33pm On Dec 16, 2013
You mess for church na so statue of jesus remove hand from cross cover nose
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by udemzyudex(m): 10:35pm On Dec 16, 2013
** u go river see two slippers on top of them self u carry cane dey flog dem say dem dey learn bad thing
** u fall from 5 storey building nothing do u na only ur pant catch fire

** motor jam u,u say u wan play free kick

*** u jump from 2 storey building nothing do u, u climb maggi u dey shout for help

*** the richest man for ur village dey push wheelbarrow go work


grin
I dey vex anytime I read or hear say one oyibo pikin die cos dem yab am Lol..
den if u no get mind u go just stand dey clap .

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by OKUCHI11(m): 10:35pm On Dec 16, 2013
u chop egg complain say bone chook u ..U tie wrapper dey fine back pocket..u buy aeroplane dey ask 4 nylon. u mess 4 church deaf and dumb talk say na u..u enta okada dey find seat belt..u pursue bus 4rm osborne 2 ikja giv conductor moni say i cheat u

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by kraftyiyk: 10:36pm On Dec 16, 2013
YOU GO MAKE YO WASH YOUR DIRTY PANT FOR STREAM, ALL THE FISHED THEM COME OUTSIDE BEGIN GINGER'''''WE NO GREE, WE NO GREE...'''''
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by kraftyiyk: 10:36pm On Dec 16, 2013
YOU GO MAKE YO WASH YOUR DIRTY PANT FOR STREAM, ALL THE FISHES THEM COME OUTSIDE BEGIN GINGER'''''WE NO GREE, WE NO GREE...'''''
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by thug: 10:40pm On Dec 16, 2013
i wont be the one left in the closet.
mine is , you dy craze your yansh no get beta hole
the strongest man in your village na garegare accident kill am
your flat yansh like mai goro slippers
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by OKUCHI11(m): 10:43pm On Dec 16, 2013
because of tom n jerry u papa carry tv 4 head go work..D richest man 4 ur village drive jeep go work; carry d 4 tire dey come back..i look u 4rm up 2 down i no know wetin 2 call u bt beautiful monkey...
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by agehero13(f): 10:45pm On Dec 16, 2013
those days we call it "wording" not yabbing
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 10:47pm On Dec 16, 2013
gcfr.com:
omg this is funny.! *faints*
*Pours him hot groundnut oil*, oya wake up
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 10:48pm On Dec 16, 2013
FNG3:

did you grow up at surulere,lagos.
dunno, i grew up at itire, close to ijesha, my neighbourhood was really raazz.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by almaliki: 10:51pm On Dec 16, 2013
agehero13: those days we call it "wording" not yabbing





Dem born u well.....beta gbooza 4 you.....!
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 10:51pm On Dec 16, 2013
ikwoche:


You be real pickin. Tear koko
I wish I neva grew, then al I did was eat ,play school,sleep, and play more.
Now ...damn,flavour was so on point with his single "to be a man"
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 10:58pm On Dec 16, 2013
lol I just remembered dis
Conductor slap you, you slap taya run.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by emorse(m): 10:59pm On Dec 16, 2013
agehero13: those days we call it "wording" not yabbing
Something dey tell me say na my area you grow.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by faamo419: 11:15pm On Dec 16, 2013
Pongo
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by amichaelz(m): 11:36pm On Dec 16, 2013
Na don tlk yab finish
the games i love so much back den
our grand mother like to wear skirt, she dont knw wht she cn do, our time nw is six o'clock. Are we ready to brush our teeth? Are we ready to comb our hair? Stupid Stupid stupid like satan..lolz wz fun back den shaaaaa!

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by fatfash: 11:52pm On Dec 16, 2013
Just remembered this
What is a NOUN, a NOUN is a NOUN shokoto pein pein is a nikka, omi garri is a WATER, eja din din is a FISH e.g omi agbon
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Callmebabe(f): 11:58pm On Dec 16, 2013
aventura: I went to an aristocratic school in Kensington. When you guys were yabbing, I was playing the violin and performing Shakespeare plays. cool


ask yuzedo, he'll confirm it,

only that he was expelled for bringing a Ferrari to school. cry
undecided
aventura: I went to an aristocratic school in Kensington. When you guys were yabbing, I was playing the violin and performing Shakespeare plays. cool


ask yuzedo, he'll confirm it,

only that he was expelled for bringing a Ferrari to school. cry
warreva!!!
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by FNG3: 12:00am On Dec 17, 2013
weazley:
dunno, i grew up at itire, close to ijesha, my neighbourhood was really raazz.

itire and ijesha are both inside surulere.i grew up at ikate.
i'm guessing you grew up somewhere near lawanson.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Callmebabe(f): 12:01am On Dec 17, 2013
Soreza: Wot sort of childish topic is this, shocked,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii
if u were busy u wudnt be here, if u av notin to contribute, u dont av to make a fool of urslf tryin to be funny!

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by toygod2: 12:03am On Dec 17, 2013
hehe....ur oblong head like that of badagry coconut
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 12:03am On Dec 17, 2013
FNG3:

itire and ikate are both inside surulere.i grew up at ikate.
i'm guessing you grew up somewhere near lawanson.
Yep, survival of the fittest
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 12:06am On Dec 17, 2013
amichaelz: Na don tlk yab finish
the games i love so much back den
our grand mother like to wear skirt, she dont knw wht she cn do, our time nw is six o'clock. Are we ready to brush our teeth? Are we ready to comb our hair? Stupid Stupid stupid like satan..lolz wz fun back den shaaaaa!
Yeaah, I feeel so old and I hate it,
I also love suwe back then, I always win a room and parlour
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Sage1: 12:15am On Dec 17, 2013
Callmebabe: You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by lordfalcao(m): 1:23am On Dec 17, 2013
mine was....1, inyuru nsi ebea nyuo NSI ebea kpoyaa mister okponku 2, you day use ladder climb maggi cube 3,you swam all d rivers for you villa but d one wet day spoon drown you etc....childhood was fun
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by chinosxl(m): 2:36am On Dec 17, 2013
Na Laugh: haha..

-U sheet here sheet here sheet here, dey find the LCM.

-U mess all the fish for river pass common entrance.


grin

This one funny die.

I remember "one part of ur yashhhh cover River Niger..."

Those were the real good old days.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by JAVANESE(m): 5:43am On Dec 17, 2013
- u chop akara shit ororo
- c as ur face be lyk wetin God take stone devil

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