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A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by easyz(m): 8:37pm On Dec 20, 2013
A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS
GIRL FRIEND
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was
passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a
null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I
will not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.
Yours ever loving,
JOHN... What can you say about the letter?

•ː̗̀=Dː̖́•нǻнǻнǻ•ː̗̀=))ː̖́•

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by igwedexy: 9:20pm On Dec 20, 2013
Omo to bad gon
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by dejt4u(m): 9:21pm On Dec 20, 2013
Joblessness!

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by easyz(m): 9:24pm On Dec 20, 2013
dejt4u: Joblessness!

I will say CREATIVE

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by rman: 11:35am On Dec 21, 2013
Rubbish!

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by IAMBREEZY: 11:35am On Dec 21, 2013
Nice one

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by godson8701(m): 11:36am On Dec 21, 2013
dejt4u: Joblessness!
Give the guy a break......... hater!

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by amiskurie(m): 11:36am On Dec 21, 2013
cheesy grin cheesy

TO EVADE KASALA!

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by jakesund(m): 11:36am On Dec 21, 2013
cool sounds cool...
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by einsteino(m): 11:36am On Dec 21, 2013
Must have been written by patrick obahiagbon during a maths class

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by watchindelta(m): 11:37am On Dec 21, 2013
yep creative
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by tropaz(m): 11:37am On Dec 21, 2013
Shit...

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:38am On Dec 21, 2013
crazy..........................
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by rittyben(f): 11:38am On Dec 21, 2013
Hahahahahaha
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by mankind80(m): 11:39am On Dec 21, 2013
Mathematics First Son

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Lordseyad(m): 11:40am On Dec 21, 2013
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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Adamsdelrio(m): 11:40am On Dec 21, 2013
Nice..The sad thing is that mathematics is not about words and I hope the writer is not a maths failure.

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Nehemiah459(m): 11:40am On Dec 21, 2013
Can you prove your mathematical skills at http://dhfacademy.com Kindly publish your result here for all to see.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by SexyCrixus25(m): 11:41am On Dec 21, 2013
Just 1 word for you...."awesome"

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:42am On Dec 21, 2013
Boring.

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Richy4(m): 11:44am On Dec 21, 2013
I just hope the girl is equally a mathematics pro. If not she will just empty a bucket of water on him the next time she sees him for wasting her time grin

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by kayClt(f): 11:45am On Dec 21, 2013
Nice concept and nice creativity but very confusing

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by LLVelly: 11:45am On Dec 21, 2013
A Product Of ASUU Strike

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Wisdytech(m): 11:45am On Dec 21, 2013
I wish him GOOD LUCK! Throughout his Tenure with the Lady.....

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by izuch(m): 11:46am On Dec 21, 2013
Good thing ASUU has called off its strike so these jobless kids can go back to school, "concentrate on studies" and allow us enjoy our dear nairaland

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Suxes(m): 11:46am On Dec 21, 2013
maths without variables like x and y? well sha, nice work. point of correction to d haters, dis is nt joblessness bt creativity.

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by silvernus0: 11:47am On Dec 21, 2013
Funny grin grin grin
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by Ediss(m): 11:48am On Dec 21, 2013
God has bless we mathematicians with knowledge and understanding to understand abstract concepts and mathematical language. For me the guy is a true son of we the father of mathematics and abstract knowledge cheesy grin

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by AbuMikey(m): 11:48am On Dec 21, 2013


*Yawns*

Old joke,but forever Classic

Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by ceejay91(m): 11:48am On Dec 21, 2013
dis one na old story hoot

mchweeeee
abeg wey bring dat acid make I take dilute my fufu.dis one na old story hoot

mchweeeee
abeg wey bring dat acid make I take dilute my fufu.
dis one na old story hoot

mchweeeee
abeg wey bring dat acid make I take dilute my fufu.
Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by LMAyedun(m): 11:49am On Dec 21, 2013
rman: Rubbish!
Creativity! Hater!

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Re: A Maths Student Letter To His Girlfriend by izuch(m): 11:49am On Dec 21, 2013
Suxes: maths without variables like x and y? well sha, nice work. point of correction to d haters, dis is nt joblessness bt creativity.




























































Abeg where the creativity cause me no see any. Its plain "domb"


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