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Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by EMMABC1(m): 5:05am On Dec 21, 2013
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “f uck”. It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, “f uck” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mary f ucked John) and intransitive (John was f ucked by Mary). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f uck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f uck), an adverb (Mary is f ucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f uck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f ucking beautiful) or an interjection (F uck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (John is ugly, f uck, he's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word “f uck.”

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1) Surprise -- “What the f uck are you doing here?”
2) Fraud -- “I got f ucked by the car dealer.”
3) Resignation -- “Oh, f uck it!”
4) Trouble -- “I guess I'm f ucked now.”
5) Aggression -- “F UCK YOU!”
6) Disgust -- “F uck me.”
7) Confusion -- “What the f uck...?”
cool Difficulty -- “I don't understand this f ucking business!”
9) Despair -- “F ucked again....”
10) Pleasure -- “I f ucking couldn't be happier.”
11) Displeasure -- “What the f uck is going on here?”
12) Lost -- “Where the f uck are we?”
13) Disbelief -- “UN-F UCKING-BELIEVABLE!”
14) Retaliation -- “Up your f ucking ass!”
15) Denial -- “I didn't f ucking do it.”
16) Perplexity -- “I know f uck-all about it.”
17) Apathy -- “Who really gives a f uck, anyhow?”
18) Greetings -- “How the f uck are ya?”
19) Suspicion -- “Who the f uck are you?”
20) Panic -- “Let's get the f uck out of here.”
21) Directions -- “F uck off.”
22) Awe -- “How the f uck did you do that?”

It can be used in an anatomical description -- “He's a f ucking asshole.” It can be used to tell time -- “It's five f ucking thirty.” It can be used in business -- “How did I wind up with this f ucking job?” It can be maternal -- “Motherf ucker.” It can be political -- “F uck Clinton!”

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
“What the f uck was that?” -- Mayor of Hiroshima
“Where did all these f ucking Indians come from?” -- General Custer
“That's not a real f ucking gun, is it?” -- John Lennon
“Who's gonna f ucking find out?” -- Richard Nixon
“Why the f uck did that apple hit me?” -- Issac Newton
“Heads are going to f ucking roll.” -- Marie Antoinette
“I could have used a f ucking map.” -- Ulysses
“Where the f uck is all this water coming from?” -- Captain of the Titanic
“Any f ucking idiot could understand that.” -- Albert Einstein
“It DOES SO f ucking look like her!” -- Picasso
“Okay, I know... we'll build this BIG f ucking wall to keep them out.” -- Emperor of the Ch'in Dynasty
“I can't believe I just f ucking said that.” -- Patrick Henry
“F ucking backstabbers!” -- Julius Caesar
“You want what on the f ucking ceiling?” -- Michelangelo
“MouthAction is not f ucking!” -- Bill Clinton
“Where is that f ucking pizza guy?” -- Elvis
“Why? Because its f ucking there!” -- Sir Edmund Hilary
“I don't suppose its gonna f ucking rain?” -- Joan of Arc
“Scattered bleeping showers my ass.” -- Noah
“I need this parade like I need a f ucking hole in my head.” -- John F. Kennedy
“What are the f ucking chances I'm going to heaven?” -- Adolf Hitler
“Hey, where the f uck are your turbans?” -- Christopher Columbus when he discovered the “Indians”
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by kingk(m): 5:11am On Dec 21, 2013
Thumbs up..............what a bleeping write up grin
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by EMMABC1(m): 5:40am On Dec 21, 2013
@moderator. This automatic change of 'Bleep' to 'Bleep' has really made my post not to be funny and thrilling. Pls change it back to Bleep.
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by pussyeater: 5:41am On Dec 21, 2013
kingk: Thumbs up..............what a bleeping write up grin
What a fu<king comment!
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by dejt4u(m): 7:11am On Dec 21, 2013
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by leatherman(m): 12:19pm On Dec 21, 2013
EMMA BC: @moderator. This automatic change of 'Bleep' to 'Bleep' has really made my post not to be funny and thrilling. Pls change it back to Bleep.

just re-read what u wrote! grin grin grin grin grin

guy, u bleep up! grin grin grin



in other news, abeg who fit borrow me tecno charger embarassed
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by Vicotex(m): 1:15pm On Dec 21, 2013
i missed this bleeping intresting thread
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by Sparkle777(f): 3:57pm On Dec 21, 2013
I think y all meant f uck. Right?
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by Neurokam09(m): 4:37pm On Dec 21, 2013
Change d "u" in d f word into "v"......... It's gonna work
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by chimex38: 9:11pm On Dec 21, 2013
All dese NL wey register yesterday dont know dat f uck is sensored as bleep likewise s tupid to silly
Re: Analysis Of The ''F'' Word by chimex38: 9:11pm On Dec 21, 2013
All dese NL wey register yesterday dont know dat f uck is sensored as bleep likewise s tupid to silly, etc.

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