yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!!

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! If anyone did nut happen call me bastard.

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die.

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!!

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!!

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. Swerry contact me for this secret from above.

14. Potatoes will potate.

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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!!

yuzedo: p.s. Happy new year to my sweet-hat Mukina2. I am seeing vision of NO VACANCY in frontpage. My God! Why have thou forsake me?!

em, em, I see a vision .
I see this topic making frontpage, initially there was a resistance but after my prayers, the mod's heart has been touched.
I see Op's post getting at least 50 likes
I see a female nairalander having a crush on Yuzedo....monika starts with 't' (you know yourself)

I see Yuzedo following Aliko Dangote on twitter this year
I see him buying mtn 1500 recharge card

m-ployer:
Mods pls do the needful