Guys, i don't know what your bank account says, but please all i ask is that from now on, you show the proper respect when you see me strolling around Nairaland. Simply take off your hat, and lay on the floor- that i may walk over as a mini-bridge to whatever thread i am headed.

With my Net worth now totaling over 100 TRILLION DOLLARS, it is crucial that i am accorded the ultra-celebrity status that i deserve.

First off, as a Trillionaire- i need a new staff crew. I was informed that there are some small boys here parading themselves as mere billionaires, or something to the effect of such lowly financial status. These individuals would specifically meet the requirements for the open positions of 'domestic servant' and 'king's clown/jester' at my castle.

QUICKLY!!, i need one of you to run to the education section and bring me some Academic Professors. Dangy (my boy) was hiring graduate drivers. Me, i need PhD holders coz driving me is a premium IQ duty.

Seun, i know you can't wait to sell Nairaland to me now- don't worry, i'll decide as soon as i finish drinking this Garri.


Proof of my abundant wealth below. Kindly ignore the part that starts with "Zim..." Thank you.

smh

Mad man in the making

Apparently, there are different types of trillionaires .

Op is suffering from lack of money disease, which have gradually erupt into his brain.

Come op I tot I tld u dat u av dust allo ver ur brain.Oya take dis rag start cleaning ur brain.

Deiok: Op is suffering from lack of money disease, which have gradually erupt into his brain.

Evidently

Obinoscopy: Evidently

Boss whatsup with the Celebrity section Mod selection

Deiok: Op is suffering from lack of money disease, which have gradually erupt into his brain.

"HAS" ...... "ERUPTED"

*face palm*

Olajumokeibk: Mad man in the making

Too late. That already happened.

know what else already happened?.. your face. Pretty.

Obinoscopy: Apparently, there are different types of trillionaires .

No, i am the only one the world has known. Provided you ignore the area that says something like "Zim....." . That part is just for aesthetics.


@others
please send your house address to trillionaire@trillionaire.com
I will be buying up your houses and making them into poultries.
Only problem is, i don't know if my chickens will be comfortable living in your houses.
Thank you.

Poverty na your middle name.
Op,the earlier you wake up from your fantasy world,the better.

Logan_Rebirth: Poverty na your middle name.
Op,the earlier you wake up from your fantasy world,the better.

What is this 'poverty' of which you speak?.. Never heard of it.

Na Laugh:

Too late. That already happened.

know what else already happened?.. your face. Pretty.

Thank You

cumpaddre:
Boss whatsup with the Celebrity section Mod selection

Its presently on hold sir. Perhaps you can send a PM to Seun on the matter.

Regards.

Congrats

Obinoscopy: Its presently on hold sir. Perhaps you can send a PM to Seun on the matter.

Regards.

Okay boss. Thanks.

martha: Congrats

Wow. Another Beauty.

I see an island.. Madagascar. How about i buy up this island, relocate the entire population
to make space for you and me uhn?

My good friend 'Moto Moto' the hippo can stay though.

Na Laugh:

Wow. Another Beauty.

I see an island.. Madagascar. How about i buy up this island, relocate the entire population
to make space for you and me uhn?

My good friend 'Moto Moto' the hippo can stay though.

How abt d penguins

martha: How abt d penguins

Yup! they'r smart folk. They can stay too. Whatever makes you happy.

Jojo4truth: Come op I tot I tld u dat u av dust allo ver ur brain.Oya take dis rag start cleaning ur brain.

Are you creating a new language?

BTW that rag you're handing me MUST be a high end designer. Thank you.

Kip dreaming o,wen u are done carry hoe go farm go root cassava for foofoo.

maingwaest: Kip dreaming o,wen u are done carry hoe go farm go root cassava for foofoo.

what is this "foofoo" of which you speak?

How much is that your money if converted to naira ? I bet it wont be up to 10 thousand naira

abbeyty: How much is that your money if converted to naira ? I bet it wont be up to 10 thousand naira

Are you blind or insulting my wealth?

It clearly says ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS.

dollar na dollar

Are u also blind to see that your trillion is in Zimbabwe dollar which does not worth more than ten thousand Naira.

abbeyty: Are u also blind to see that your trillion is in Zimbabwe dollar which does not worth more than ten thousand Naira.

You no dey hear abi. I say dollar na dollar.

Ok boss I don hear, happy spending

I shake my head in Yo.ruba.