ANGRY PRINCIPAL

An angry Secondary school principal on a Monday morning assembly says;

"Since the GENESIS of this term, some students have been EXODUSING to town and I will use my LEVITICAL powers to DEUTORONISE their NUMBERS.

To do this, I have appointed JOSHUA as one of the JUGDES.

RUTH and SAMUEL as KINGS; to CHRONICLE the event is EZRA.

NEHEMIAH and ESTHER will complete the JOB and those students shall all sing in PSALMS and some will talk in PROVERBS." Now you know Mr ECCLESIASTES a.k.a the Preacher,I have asked him to write a LAMENTATIONS that will be read and sang here in the assembly just like the SONG OF SOLOMON, because by the time senior prefect ISAIAH and his deputy JEREMIAH finished compiling the list, there will be weeping and gnashing of Teeth…..

NOTE: The angry principal is still very angry and looking for people to help him complete his ranting till REVELATION, Oya make una carry go……………………