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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by vivalavida(m): 1:48pm On Jan 06, 2014
ndidibabe: Racist, will you shut your dirty mouth up?? Which village do you live? I am born and bred in Lagos, married a Yoruba Man, have so many yoruba friends and colleagues and I am glad to say Yorubas are very great people. Racism is a result of hunger, depression, insanity and isolation. Why will a sane person hate another because of his or her race. Reason isn't far fetched- an hungry man is an angry man. Let's wipe poverty away in our land. People like deshclones need help...

You are the angry one here babe. Chai!!! See anger. Anger have made u not to knw da difference between racist and tribalist. Nna mehn,i wish i saw you when you were typing this. You probably must have been seething in anger,teeths clattering while bashing furiously @ ur keypads.
@OP,you be confirmed coward. Small thing and you are already shaking like a rat outta water. Which babalawo goes around begging dough. U met a masquerade. I wouldnt wanna relate ma experience with a masquerade one sunny afternoon. The tin come dey ginger b4 me,when i threatened to beat him up and remove that his cloth,he had no option but to shift
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by kalufelix(m): 1:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
small pikin...

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
Very easy to make money from gullible people.
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by ortodox: 1:50pm On Jan 06, 2014
grin grin grin
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Ferya(f): 1:51pm On Jan 06, 2014
bigx: Oboi c format!!!


Make I go find horn, chalk n red n white cloth


2014 here I come!!


I am very sorry for you, get ready for back hand slap grin grin

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:51pm On Jan 06, 2014
Capt. JH Miller:
What is the essence to this story?

you do realise you just called for slapping Mukina2 right? undecided
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by RaptorX: 1:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
Jewelpearl: ...
Chai!.... Guy u fall hand, u b really coward, u cum even give am ur money, u knw wetin d guy dy use d money do... Better go 4 deliverance b4 it's 2 late ooo...
Whats all these deliverance nonsence, this is the third female spewing these crap about deliverance. Women and their superstitious mind, no wonder na them full church everywhere.
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
Shyna112: u are mumu next tym cover ur self with the blood of jesus

is he a winch to cover himself with blood?
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
OP thats not a Native Doctor btw.

A native doctor/ priest wont go around begging for money and then do a "dance" after receiving it. undecided
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Krasid(m): 2:02pm On Jan 06, 2014
Chai, OP na real mugu.
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by tomzman: 2:02pm On Jan 06, 2014
grin
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by honsule(m): 2:03pm On Jan 06, 2014
Shyna112: u are mumu next tym cover ur self with the blood of jesus

When you use that POWERFUL NAME JESUS or the BLOOD ignorantly,then Acts 19:13-16 will reoccur.In dealing with such scenario you shouldn't exercise fear otherwise disaster is inevitable Job 3:25.Until 2 Timothy 1:7 becomes a Rhema to you as a Christian,fear is the order of the day. Shake the hands of a Native doctor or harbalist and blast in tongues and look @ him eye ball to eye ball and declare Judgment on him Job 22:28.Caveat: If u don't know your "Locus" in CHRIST don't try it at all. Daniel 11:32b. The devil and his agents should be running/shivering @ believers not the other way round. Acts 19:11-12
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by nairaman66(m): 2:09pm On Jan 06, 2014
Your uncle may have played a prank on you.. grin! Think again.., Thats the reason he asked "Why were you late"!!
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jan 06, 2014
Op, u are a man act like one now
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jan 06, 2014
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by jude33084(m): 2:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
This reminds me of a native doctor back then in Benin,.....we were organizing civil defense in our area because of all these lil guys that owns the night grin So the native doctor we all feared came out with us with his full native doctor clothes; red clothes laced with cowries and charms smiley

Around 2:30am the men of the underworld came and started shooting at us, I thought that I was with a savoir so I quickly ran and hide myself behind him undecided only for me to hear him shout blood of Jesus when a bullet zoom pass his face grin


Omo na that day I come out for the activity last cheesy

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by debetmx(m): 2:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
deshclones: All these kids from the western land of cowards.....mtshew....

Thunder fire gowon for refusing my people exit from this contraption called nigeria....for keeping me in the same country with these western cowards...imagine the maga no get shame dey talk anyhow....

you were ripped morafuchker. grin grin grin grin

deshclone, u really fall my hand. if your people leave Nigeria, the same people go leave biafra, if u understand what i mean.

You listen to the lies your grand fathers fed you with. What Fela, Gani, Wole Soyinka & Co did, that useless man (emeka ojukwu)that led your people on a military expedition they could never win. Even Wole Soyinka suffered for your people than that useless cantankerous coward called emeka ojukwu who said biafra were going to fight till the last man and that when the last man dies the grass will stand up and fight. Later the bastard ran away dressed like transvetite to Abidjan

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by kevoh(m): 2:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
Oya e don do, you guys should give the boy a break undecided . And for those shouting deliverance, abeg stop putting unnecessary fear into the boy jare. Deliverance my foot!
Jerrick don't stress yourself you learn from your mistakes that is what makes you a man.

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 2:16pm On Jan 06, 2014
Lol....i'm sure these are not quite the responses the op was expecting......
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Dreyl(m): 2:19pm On Jan 06, 2014
Lol...guy you fucck up no be small...
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Okijajuju1(m): 2:23pm On Jan 06, 2014
OP


What size of Ibi' (Hernia) should I give you?! angry

So you opened this thread to insult Native Doctors.. angry


Na so your akpa Amu go be when I finish with you..




And to the Mods:: Eze Mmuo Alusi Okija is displeased.. angry Please change the title of this thread to 'His encounter with a fraudstar or a Mad man... angry Eze Mmuos & Native doctors dont walk around intimidating nor harassing people for 100 Naira.. angry

Do this before the next Nkwo market day or else.. angry




The gods are not smiling.. angry

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by anitank(f): 2:24pm On Jan 06, 2014
Lol @ the man shouting "money" grin
He give you any one to keep for am?

A mad man that was mistaken for a native doctor (that is if there is a difference between the two)
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Prodigee: 2:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
Okija_juju: OP


What size of Ibi' (Hernia) should I give you?! angry

So you opened this thread to insult Native Doctors.. angry



And to the Mods:: Eze Mmuo Alusi Okija is displeased.. angry Please change the title of this thread to 'His encounter with a fraudstar or a Mad man... angry Eze Mmuos & Native doctors dont walk around intimidating nor harassing people for 100 Naira.. angry

Do this before the next Nkwo market day or else.. angry




The gods are not smiling.. angry

Go and Die! angry
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by anitank(f): 2:29pm On Jan 06, 2014
Okija_juju: OP


What size of Ibi' (Hernia) should I give you?! angry

So you opened this thread to insult Native Doctors.. angry


Na so your akpa Amu go be when I finish with you..




And to the Mods:: Eze Mmuo Alusi Okija is displeased.. angry Please change the title of this thread to 'His encounter with a fraudstar or a Mad man... angry Eze Mmuos & Native doctors dont walk around intimidating nor harassing people for 100 Naira.. angry

Do this before the next Nkwo market day or else.. angry




The gods are not smiling.. angry

Where are they bouncing to grin grin. This is just hilarious

That guy in purple shirt... did you see his black balls embarassed embarassed
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by aigbehifola(m): 2:29pm On Jan 06, 2014
these people na wao self
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Okijajuju1(m): 2:34pm On Jan 06, 2014
Prodigee: Go and Die! angry



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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by labenbe(m): 2:36pm On Jan 06, 2014
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Enjoy the year of 1997 in 2014....!
So
We are back in90s
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by BlackHuman(m): 2:39pm On Jan 06, 2014
Donbabaj: And u even still gat the guts to broadcast your mumuism on social network!!!

If i were you and he tries touching me with dat rod, walai i go make sure say i beat him up and seize all his outfit! sad
Tho, d O.P is a COWARD, but i tink u're a FOOL for suggesting dat he beats up d native doctor...either ways,i don't want to be any of u guys

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jan 06, 2014
So u haven't still got ur brains back!
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by jimjones: 2:41pm On Jan 06, 2014
Jerrick: Anytime I think about the scenario, I laugh and just shake my head. It was Christmas week and I went visiting my Uncle who stays in Ibadan. On 23 December, my uncle gave me some documents to get them photocopied. It's a known fact and no news that my uncle is the very stingy type. He calculated all I would spend and he made sure I won't be left with no change, imagine? undecided.

Anyways, in no time, I was on bike and I arrived my destination. I alighted from the bike and went to the shop where I will get those document photocopied! But as I was going, I noticed something strange frm afar. It was a man dressed in red clothe with something in his hand. I watched him for some time and I noticed he was conversing with people he sees on the road. I walked very fast cos I was scared. When I asked those people in shop what the man was doing, they said he's a native doctor and that he collects money frm people whenever Christmas is near.

I could hardly swallow my saliva cos I was scared. I have never seen a native doctor except in films, let alone conversing with one. When he was close to the shop I was, I could clearly see he's got a horn with him. The horn is wielded with red and black cloth. I wanted to run at first but I saw a lady beside me, I noticed she wasn't as nervous or agitated like I was. This boosted my confidence and I decided to stay! cool. The native doc got to the shop I was and stopped...... Ghen ghen!! sad

Seriously, I was standing but 'dead' and buried in fear. I don't know maybe because of the supra canvas I wore or my nice outfit, he approached me. They've already told me the native doc approaches those he sees as rich people. Because if you see me that day ehn, u go confuse me with dangote's son cool #fact undecided. So, he pointed the horn to me and said money. I initially wanted to rebuke him by calling Jesus but I never wanted to fall my own hands infront of the babe, I kept quiet and hoped for the 'worst' grin . I handed him 1 hundred naira. He collected it, looked at me and further pointed the ugly horn at me, he kept on saying money!

When I noticed he was going to touch me with his ugly horn, I moved back. I started to empty my pocket, swearing that the 1 hundred naira was all I had on me grin he danced and left... Phewww, that was close, I thought in my mind. Those I met in the shop laughed @ me that I was doing like a weakly! I too was laughing but my legs were shaking...... I left the shop and trekked home. I got home and never uttered any word to my uncle. He ignorantly asked, ''why were you that late?'' I said people were too many that we'all had to queue. A very stingy man he is undecided

imbеcile...with a stuрid name. what the hell kinda name is jerrik?

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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by liloelawwal(m): 2:41pm On Jan 06, 2014
Jerrick: I wish you were there embarassed
I dnt need to be there,i can spot a maga frm a far.it shows hw ignorant u ar

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