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Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by MaziOmenuko: 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2014
That's why its good to date intimately before marriage; at least you'll know her calendar and discuss it with her so as to chose a perfect date.

Not that you can't wait out the 5 days but then; you must have planned a one week trip somewhere and must have taken leave from work to enjoy a blissful week of no guilty conscience with fvckk.

cheesy

Anyway, we've been fvcking all year, so we'll wait it out. (She's got a moist tongue and a soft palm; that will do for now)

cheesy
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2014
aventura: You've said the last good night to one of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do cool
Does such still exist, what is so magical about it when I have been tasting the pudding for ages. Dude let the lady be I beg. Sleep it out.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by 4reigningqueen: 1:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
McLuhan: I find this fixation on sex and sexuality rather annoying. Must every discussion on Nairaland be connected to intercourse? The worst of all is that such threads often tend to objectify women and reduce them to mere apparatuses for the satiation of male lust. As a man, I find this portrayal not only demeaning to women but also insulting to those of us who consider our wives equal partners with us. The idea of menstruation on one's wedding night as being some kind of sin or abomination is sexist, chauvinistic, and condescending.

ewwwooooooh!!!

See oyinbo on top kpekus matter.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 06, 2014
Is it 4credit unit course u can't carry.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Nobody: 1:22pm On Jan 06, 2014
honeymoon for naija babe na waste of energy and sperm. . .girl wey dem don yansh 4rnt and back,even 4 mouth sef(mothersucker),if she says period. . .kosiwahala. . .i sha know say ur period no go reach 2months. . .so i go chill
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by danot1030: 1:23pm On Jan 06, 2014
wait 4 her 2 cowplete her menstral period.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by BlueScholar(m): 1:24pm On Jan 06, 2014
Hahahah patient...patient my friend...
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by 50calibre(m): 1:28pm On Jan 06, 2014
It's not going to mean anything to me because I should have smashed her long before the wedding
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by ITbomb(m): 1:32pm On Jan 06, 2014
Mazi_Omenuko:
(She's got a moist tongue and a soft palm; that will do for now)

cheesy
So you expect me to pour out my first seed in marriage into someone's mouth. That might be my first child someone is eating bro
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Whizkeey(m): 1:34pm On Jan 06, 2014
head now
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by jreyez(m): 1:40pm On Jan 06, 2014
Listening to life goes on - Tupac Shakur cool
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by yemmy75(m): 1:43pm On Jan 06, 2014
Shows poor planning... D girl must be a Learner
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by mayor007(m): 1:46pm On Jan 06, 2014
So? Must you have sex on the wedding night? You niggaz must think married people don't have any other thing to do rather than have sex.

Next topic please!!

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Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Philipmems(m): 1:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
if i don they blast am before i go wait until the pipeline dry up na... but if na new model omo na to blast am like that oh.. thats why the call me SPARTACUS... Awho....
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by MissyDivah(f): 1:50pm On Jan 06, 2014
Gonna enjoy myself with my husband on my wedding night..... Can't wait for my honeymoon tho!!!! Yeeeeeaggggaaaa
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Chomzy19(f): 1:52pm On Jan 06, 2014
That Hardly Ever happens, most girls fix their wedding dates when they know 'it' won't b coming because of d general discomfort dt comes wit menstruation... besides who still has sex on wedding night unless its not d naija kinda wedding that after party continues till 11pm dt u re talkin of cos my broda u'll be dead tired

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Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by ogwomba(m): 2:01pm On Jan 06, 2014
something wey you done buy whole sale, you still they look for retail the menses wont take more than five days.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by grantz(m): 2:05pm On Jan 06, 2014
Na joke she dey,WTF
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Idowuogbo(f): 2:07pm On Jan 06, 2014
cdamsel: mynd pls I need the drug, name & description pls
U need gini? U go bleed tire afterwards.

No try am! embarassed
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jan 06, 2014
Research showed that up to 75% of newly wedded couples don't shagg on their wedding night for a lot of reasons. My wife and I didn't either, I was too tired after an all night bachelors' eve which ended at around 7:30am on the wedding day and the d-day activities. Slept off by 6pm of after the wedding reception, only to wake up by 6:30am the following day.

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Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by xynerise: 2:23pm On Jan 06, 2014
The blood doesn't come out all the time. You can still have sex with her that night depending on the nature of the flow. If it is a heavy flow then you can wait till the next day, but if is light flow, within 3-4hours the blood will stop coming out and you can change the old pad and have your way in. But you cant tell when the next blood will come out so you have to make it snappy cool
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by xynerise: 2:24pm On Jan 06, 2014
Idowuogbo:
U need gini? U go bleed tire afterwards.

No try am! embarassed
Experience?
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by lymelyte(m): 2:24pm On Jan 06, 2014
Oyetboy: Who told you ladies can't have sex during their menses? :p
I am not sure you have seen the sight or percieve d odour of menses.. ur di-ck go drop once..
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Toktee(m): 2:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
carammel: Must you make love that night? Or you only trying to be funny
Don't mind them,something they have been doing long ago before the y said "i do"
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Okijajuju1(m): 2:27pm On Jan 06, 2014
carammel: Must you make love that night? Or you only trying to be funny


Oboy!! Most couples that enjoyed their weddings would barely have the energy to fhcuk sef that night...


I was so drunk and tried that night from the wedding party that I fell dead asleep once we entered the hotel..
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Tantidora(f): 2:33pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote authoyou ladies can't have sex during their menses? :p[/quote]
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Timijo(m): 2:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
aventura: You've said the last good night to one of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do cool
Youths of nowadays have finished the honeymoon before the wedding night.
Come to think of it, did you marry her for se.x alone?
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by lawizle(m): 2:52pm On Jan 06, 2014
That's a wicked wife...PERIOD!
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 06, 2014
Her period is jst for one week at most, so why the rush??...Nd please don't try those "poison" or drugs used to delay menses. It does more harm dan gud.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by wonlasewonimi: 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2014

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