Enegod:

xynerise: You are late

3coins: diz is wht we call "nro malaria" in igbo(dnt mind my spelling).... malaria drim

the movie we decided to go home, as we got out I pressed the button on my BMW double exhaust ride

This is the funniest part. ,. Dreams are just too silly.

experimentist: if I hear



Who are you sef

jay bee: write her a poem or something.
We've provided you with the perfect platform to make your intentions known => https://www.nairaland.com/1582307/romance-section-valentines-day-special

Who knows, she may just be your Valentine

Vyolet:
This is the funniest part. ,. Dreams are just too silly.

xynerise:
Her E- father

experimentist: bro, dis dream na reality oh, it shall come to pass..


If u think seh I dey lie ask TB Joshua or ask Yuzedu

sure,it cn....but kill dis guy 1st vvvv

Vessi: Mate stop crushing on my woman!

Vessi: Mate stop crushing on my woman!

3coins:

sure,it cn....but kill dis guy 1st vvvv

experimentist: no worry, till I start brushing her

uj_sizzle: Write her something breath taking in the competition




Caracta where art thou?

captcochrane: @op, i dont tink caracta is an igbo lady

or av u changed ur mind ni

experimentist: never mind, he's a gunner

Caracta: Oh well...

Newkidoo: I don't see seriousness in this ur post..
Anyway, caracta is older than u so forget it!!

experimentist: bro I serious, forget d way I'm writing... I no be small pikin o

Caracta: Oh well...

Newkidoo:
Then if u r serious...This is her number... 0806785443...
pls don't disturb her much oo...

experimentist: Though I've never seen her before, I know she's on of a kind. I like the way she talks, the way she walks (I can imagine)... She's go height (average), slender and fair in complexion (abi na lie?). I can't believe I saw dis sweet girl in my dreams lasnyt and that's when I knew we both have something in common.. We had great fun together, I saw us watching movie @silverbird cinemas while eating popcorn and she rested her soft sweet head on my dry chest.. We talked about many things, how I like how comments on Nairaland, her contributions in the romance section. She told me she's not married and that she don't mind having me as her husband some day and I also wanted her to be my wife

After the movie we decided to go home, as we got out I pressed the button on my BMW double exhaust ride (I forgot the model and I no even get car for real life o, na legedez benz I dey use) I accompanied to the passenger's side, opened the door and she sat in gently then I kissed her on cheek and went in to drive.. In no time we are at my house, we both headed straight to the shower, took our bath together and straight to bed we went... Before I knew it, I woke up in my caban all wet and sweaty, nepa light no even dey sef na which kain wahala be dis na I cried profusely! That's when I knew I have to get the sweet NL babe, Caracta, no tell me say u don marry oh cos I go vexxxxx..


Oya mod, na FP sure pass