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| The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(m): 4:56pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
***A Riposte to an Article;*** https://www.nairaland.com/1584354/5-scientific-facts-br-sts#20799588 "Who No want live long?" was the first question dat surged tru my subconscious Inshort, am so greatly touched by this thread dat I feel lyk to comfess. NL kwenu...! Since My Eyes stumbled Upon dis Thread My Life has neva remained d Same. I go use this opportunity xpress my unquantifiable grattitude to d vessel and mantle tru which diz msg. Of long-living has come to my disposal. Op, Thankxx a Lot!, not Only 4 letting me read this, but for d 5years Life-Span xtension dat I graciously gained wn I checked Ur profile picx.... NL Amen?! View Op's profile, to get beta Incite to Wot'em Saying  I was also terrified on how diz people tek xpose my #Anti-smallbrea$t-syndrome to d open. As a mata of fact, Am all guilty of this Mind Blowing #Anti-Coronary Disease, #Anti-Cancer and #Anti-ShortLife-Span-in-Men scientific facts. Kai!... Me na BigBrea$t Addict, and starting from d moment I concluded reading these facts, I turned into Dj Skillful on my Boo's Boobifera's. I trained well, and I as speak... Me don become a Certified Ambi-Dexter for Brea$t Touchmentation, as well as A good starer of nicely shaped BigBrea$t... Amen!. I went xtra miles to achieving these certifications, All because I so CARE abt Her wellbeing. #strictly-anti-brea$t-cancer. Most times I feel so blessed, koz with the Rate I stare females top, I bet I cud surpass Methusalah's All-time living record, koz My life just dey Top +5, +5 each time I stare. Am xtremely EXCITED too dat am most Certainly Not gonna be A coronary Patient.... Amen!. It is of this Unspeakable Joy dat I wish to Speak Unbehalf of My Much esteemed Poor Niggies, to Whom this post has Initially seem to have weda, maybe Abused, as d case may seem. #TeamNo-bad-condition-is-permanent. »»»» It is more of an Instinctive though Amazing fact dat d poor sees large Boobifera's appealing, I further substantiate thus: 1. It gives d poor One Problem less to Worry about, being d Cost of Baby food Literarily, d poor's high desire for bigbrea$t could jokingly be addressed as being appertained to the above fact. Now Weda Nestle lyk make dem Inflate d price of baby foods such as NAN; LACTOGEN; CERELAC etc, or even make Peak join body at Inflating dia PEAK123 or FRISO baby food, d poor fellow wud belyk singing In Chris Browns Voice "#Ain't Nobody's Bin'nex i.e Business" #Ahoi . Na them sabi... NL kwezuo'nu...!2. It serves as a direct source of Inexplicable and Unquantifiable Obioma i.e Comfort & Happiness, when Used to Support The Head This fact is simply Indubitable, and self xplanatory... You can even #AskGoogle. The female Brea$t has always been a source of comfort to most poor men. It aint a thing of the New, but I'dnt mind Expatiating. Uniquely as it were made, with its Natural tenderness likened to dat of A velvet, the female brea$t has been observed to excite the males Serotinin Hormones. A hormone likened to be "Happiness Hormone", thus giving them this much narcotic and Anti-Depressant effect which surpasses that often Incited by Both Alcohols, Nicotine, Caffeine etc. I dare say; that it gives the poor dat happiness capable of giving them a fresher Incite on how to tackle 2maro's stress, thereby giving them a reason to live and face tommorow. The brea$t wn leaned upon cud not only be of mutual benefit to both, as d female gains her #Anti-cancer, but also a beta medium for smart and Effective thinking. To me; Its simply Inspirational.....  Ever wondered y most gurls tend to have a more noticeable larger left boobifera?... Yea though, it has been as a result of most men being right-handed. Guys mek We try Upgrade na, Ambi-dexterity aint as tough as we see it, besydz even d females right tananna needs Our expertise. Go Grab Some Skillz today!, koz Togeda We cud Collectively say "NO" to "Brea$t-Cancer". Guys!... Go try this at Home Mek Una carry my post dey play, World Health Organisation (WHO) and UNICEF go soon Endorse Am! Read the Original Article @ http://www.informationng.com/2013/10/5-scientific-facts-about-bosoms.html |
| Re: The "Riposte" by passionate88: 5:05pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Ok o |
| Re: The "Riposte" by Ellidude(m): 5:09pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Skimmed through within 2 minutes |
| Re: The "Riposte" by crackhaus: 5:14pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Someone is definitely due for check-up. |
| Re: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(m): 5:19pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
crackhaus: Someone is definitely due for check-up. Lol...., u're so ryt . But just deny d fact dat u aint interested in this LifeSpan Bonanza ? |
| Re: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(m): 5:22pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Elli-dude: Kai..!, ur eyes must be damn too faster dan ur brain. Anyway, kudos! |
| Re: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(m): 6:56pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
#TeamCritics, where's thou At? |
| Re: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(m): 9:42pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Even Satan know say this post is Educating. #TeamPraise-Urself! |
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