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Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 3:56pm On Aug 11, 2008
The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a living.

Eight years old Johnny Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs.Walton replied, "Johnny, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman."

"No mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'."
Re: Little Johnny Again by Jeovy(m): 5:33pm On Aug 11, 2008
Correct answer johnny,you have a fisherman dad
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 11:20am On Aug 12, 2008
lol, nice joke cheesy
Re: Little Johnny Again by MrInfo1(m): 11:17am On Aug 15, 2008
Like father like son tongue
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 11:47am On Aug 15, 2008
info u be the papa, ban jay na the son wink
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 5:47pm On Aug 19, 2008
teacher: if u have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to lola, 3 to nightie and 4 to ibk, den wat will u get?

johnny: 3 new girlfriends ma'am
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 5:49pm On Aug 19, 2008
lol grin grin grin grin

no time
Re: Little Johnny Again by manickal(m): 6:31pm On Aug 19, 2008
i love this johnny of a boy. how i wish he was my son. . . . grin
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2008
OMG shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 10:23am On Aug 20, 2008
dnt be suprise yummie, he's trying to adopt d boy already cheesy
Re: Little Johnny Again by chioya(f): 10:27am On Aug 20, 2008
grin grin grin grin
tufe na johnny papa
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 10:32am On Aug 20, 2008
haba chioya, why u go talk like that na. na me talk say i wan adopt am.

the kids my tyty has given me is enuff oh. plz, dont pour sand sand inside my garri oh cheesy

tyty how was ur night now
Re: Little Johnny Again by chioya(f): 10:39am On Aug 20, 2008
u be jonny papa take am or leave am tongue tongue
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 10:47am On Aug 20, 2008
come chioya abeg show . . . .why u dey deny ur pikin for here na. is it becoz i have been covering up for you all this while
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:53am On Aug 20, 2008
no mind her jare, since she no get motherly kia for d boy, dats y manickal wan adopt am
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:54am On Aug 20, 2008
@yummie

infact, e be like say make morning never come wink cheesy
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:55am On Aug 20, 2008
Prayers Before Dinner

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"
Re: Little Johnny Again by chioya(f): 11:59am On Aug 20, 2008
@tufe nd tyty

i go treat una Bleep up soon. angry angry angry
Re: Little Johnny Again by MrInfo1(m): 12:02pm On Aug 20, 2008
@ Chioya

Abeg, i go enter set o
Re: Little Johnny Again by manickal(m): 12:03pm On Aug 20, 2008
this my son is so popular. . . .but i'm not.  cheesy  grin
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 12:10pm On Aug 20, 2008
@chioya

why u no just do am now na. there;s no need to wait till soon
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 12:12pm On Aug 20, 2008
abi o
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 12:22pm On Aug 20, 2008
she don run
Re: Little Johnny Again by jaymobb(m): 1:01pm On Aug 20, 2008
mama johnny u beta come bak here o
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 6:08pm On Aug 20, 2008
yes oh, mama johnny where u dey?
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 11:03am On Aug 21, 2008
mama johnny still dey hide
Re: Little Johnny Again by tufe(m): 11:24am On Aug 21, 2008
no mind am. she dey shame for her own pikin
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 1:32pm On Aug 22, 2008
Pronouns

Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 1:54pm On Aug 22, 2008
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Johnny: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
Re: Little Johnny Again by Jeovy(m): 4:34pm On Aug 22, 2008
tytylayor

you seem to know johnny too well,are you sure he is not related to you ?
Re: Little Johnny Again by tytylayor: 4:41pm On Aug 22, 2008
he's ma best friend's son (chioya) grin grin
Re: Little Johnny Again by Jeovy(m): 4:44pm On Aug 22, 2008
ok,good to know grin

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