[b]Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a "man
about town" so to speak, but Maria was very naive
and uninformed about the birds and the bees.

Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford
to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night
they retired to his little shack. When Pedro was
undressing Maria said, "Oh Pedro, what is that?"

Pedro being very quick thinking said, "Maria, I am
the only man in the world with one of these."
And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for,
and Maria was happy.

The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual.
When he returned home that evening, Maria was on
the front porch obviously upset about something.

"Pedro, you told me that you were the only man in
the world with one of those, a! nd I saw Gonzalez
the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed,
and he had one, too."

Thinking fast, Pedro said, "Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is
my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave
him one. He is the only other man in the world
with one of those."

Maria, not being knowledgable about these things,
accepted his answer, and they did their thing again
that night.
Pedro went off to work again the next morning and
when he returned home, Maria was very upset,
stamping her foot on the porch.

Pedro said, "Maria, what is the matter now?"

"Pedro, you gave Gonzalez the better one!!!"
[/b]

lol lol

very funny

Now, I wonder who else has got one of those, ?

OMG !!!!!!!!!! thats a funny one !

I have one too MARIA !

Nice one
Cheers

The guy should better go back from Gonzalez , nice one indeed

Gonzalez is a dead man!!

am speechless this has gotta be the funniest joke ave ever read
it is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey nice joke but pls lets try and educate our Marias'

Better one ke.

Lmao

this joke is just a bomb. it got me laughing my heart out. i wish the couple were leaving close to me. i'll always go UnCloth behind their window and i'll prove to mariah that i've got the BEST!

LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOLOLOOLZzzzzzzz

Just smile ,The longest is here