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| Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
GUYZ CHECK THIS OUT. . . (MIGHT COME HANDY SOMEDAY) WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM . . . DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU, . WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT, IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS. FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE FOR. |
| Re: Atm Intel. by Jeovy(m): 4:22pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Now,I know why you have been off.dem steal your money abi? Thanks for the tips |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 10:22pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
 That can never work in NIgeria. B4 Naija police look for fuel to put inside van, then run half way and remember them 4get gun, go back go carry am, then manage come scene, the thief would have finished spending the money and looking for another victim elsewhere.For naija, there is no emergency system!  |
| Re: Atm Intel. by naijababe2(f): 5:43am On Aug 23, 2008 |
Thanks 4d safety tips. |
| Re: Atm Intel. by naijababe2(f): 5:43am On Aug 23, 2008 |
Thanks 4d safety tips. |
| Re: Atm Intel. by ituen(m): 6:30am On Aug 23, 2008 |
Ben, why u go bring ghanaian technology come naija na? |
| Re: Atm Intel. by jaymobb(m): 7:39am On Aug 23, 2008 |
;d ;d |
| Re: Atm Intel. by folahann(m): 11:04am On Aug 23, 2008 |
Yes! |
| Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 1:43pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
@sunej Na only you try get sense. all these ones dey holla thanks for the safety tip. @Jeovy You wan make i expose you abi ? @Ituen How you dey ? |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 8:33pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
 Now u make me shy, I need a girl to rest my head on her shoulder and shy away! |
| Re: Atm Intel. by akinsadeez(m): 9:59pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
what if someone just mistakenly types his/her pin backwards.I mean really unintentionally.the police would get there only find an ignorant,fuming,angry and frustrated withdrawer who is probably taking it out on the poor atm machine that has been deemed a money chopper for bringin out money halfway. |
| Re: Atm Intel. by akinsadeez(m): 10:02pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
what if someone just mistakenly types his/her pin backwards.I mean really unintentionally.the police would get there only find an ignorant,fuming,angry and frustrated withdrawer who is probably taking it out on the poor atm machine that has been deemed a money chopper for bringin out money halfway. |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 11:37pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
Kai! i can't believe some people still don't get the jist, kai!, na wao! people carry coconut with pap inside de waka call am head! |
| Re: Atm Intel. by idupaul: 11:42pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
what a fake tip |
| Re: Atm Intel. by dreday(m): 1:03am On Aug 25, 2008 |
sunej: You think common sense is common? |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 1:13am On Aug 25, 2008 |
dreday: now I know |
| Re: Atm Intel. by Abbygyal(f): 1:35am On Aug 25, 2008 |
@sunej lol |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 1:55am On Aug 25, 2008 |
Abbygyal: oh! girl i still de wonda o! |
| Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 11:13am On Aug 25, 2008 |
sunej: ROFLMAO Broda sometimes, the harsh economic situation of naija can turn someone's brain like that o. ~sunej Take for instance, You never notice say poor pple dey humble ? |
| Re: Atm Intel. by spenchuks(m): 12:24pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
its true. i got d same mail from a friend. here in naija |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 10:03pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
spenchuks:I know u believed that! |
| Re: Atm Intel. by ogorluv(m): 10:38pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
what if ur pin happens to be the same which ever direction u put it, like 4664 or 7777? |
| Re: Atm Intel. by dreday(m): 10:49pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
Abbygyal: sunej: Una two don carry this una romance reach ere again |
| Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 11:04pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
ogorluv: . . . hmmmm Food for thought. Just tell the thief the amount you will need to take a bus back to ya house. |
| Re: Atm Intel. by dreday(m): 11:24pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
ben~jay: Some of these gentleman thieves fit give u small t/p money sha,but if na the korrekt thieves gangan,dem go just advise u make u find shortcut dey stroll go house |
| Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 11:39pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
dreday: ROFLMAO Come to think of it, that one self na exercise . . . lol |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 1:35am On Aug 26, 2008 |
ogorluv:Bros, u make me wonder again, ur own liquid pass pap!  |
| Re: Atm Intel. by dgratrock: 1:38am On Aug 26, 2008 |
i beg try change am make e no connect weda na back2front or front 2back, not even back2back |
| Re: Atm Intel. by 9jafirst: 9:54am On Aug 26, 2008 |
una sure say no b thief they give this tip so him work go easy cuz him no say una be MUMU |
| Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
~9jafirst For your mind to go that level, then you must certainly be a criminal, or a friend to a criminal. GBAM !!! |
| Re: Atm Intel. by sunej(m): 3:33pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
9jafirst:Na BEN~JAY give us the tip o! |
| Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 3:37pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
**strolls in, rosary in hand clutching a very big bible** ~sunej Despite all this my gadgets, u open eye call a man of God thief ??  |
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