lawerchap, thats a swell analysis man. keep it up.

about the crew in the house, Lucille is da bomb!!! brains and beauty!!!!

BBA3 = brains beauty african 3= Lucille .

Wow! Thanx lawyerchap for the excellent summary of watz been happenin.

Really appreciate it, bro.

@ lawyer chap= m already in love wit u. u tell d story as its shown and u helped fill up d gaps i ws unable 2 watch, its true i usd 2 b lucille's biggest fan now she has started feelin 2 hot 4 my likin, abeg she cool down 4 Jesus. Uti is still d best,  m so proud of him. he unlike sme of d hsemates is speakin his naija pidgin not formin fresh lik d others speakin phone. He is truly naija,

kanz:

@ lawyer chap= m already in love wit u. u tell d story as its shown and u helped fill up d gaps i ws unable 2 watch, its true i usd 2 b lucille's biggest fan now she has started feelin 2 hot 4 my likin, abeg she cool down 4 Jesus. Uti is still d best,  m so proud of him. he unlike sme of d hsemates is speakin his naija pidgin not formin fresh lik d others speakin phone. He is truly naija, 

I agree, very cool.

E be like you people no dey here for Big Brother 2.
That was when i came to know his excellency, the great lawyerchap.

You will see more.
Wait for the other gangsters to land, tampico especially.

I have been way too busy to contribute to this but i'm enjoying lawyerchap immensely.

lawyerchap:


The situation so pisses off Uti that he had to sing for Morris yesterday morning “when a man loves Latoya, he’s still asleep even when he’s awake,” Mumu. Uti pulled no punches in letting both Morris and Latoya know that they were falling his hand sha. He told the Tanzanian in no uncertain terms that if he was in Morris’ shoes, she wouldn’t get away with treating him the way she was treating Morris. He even coined a term for her which I have never heard before. He said she was a proper ‘shigba’ whatever that means. Uti is just so real, telling it like it is and making no bones about anything. He also doesn’t seem to be interested in hooking up with anyone just yet, despite Hazel’s best efforts. The Malawian chick seems intent on getting her claws into our homeboy, but Uti seems quite content to be alone for now. Perhaps it’s strategy, we’ll have to wait and see.

I think the term is "shamgba" another word for a prostitute or a girl that is very loose.

Your summary was a true representation of events in the house this last weekend.

Uti na my main G in da house ! The guy trips me anytime i watch him.
Ricco is also entertaining !

Okay. So Diary sessions have been held and were very revealing indeed. The dynamics in the house can turn on one housemate's response to an innocent question. It is just too early for anyone to even try and preempt the housemates' nominations. For instance, Thami has been so inconsequential in the house that i didn't even figure him into the nominations. It is entirely possible that a number of people could have nominated him but i just didn't avert my mind to him. takondwa as well. I also reckoned without the fact that Tawana is Head of house and so cannot be up for eviction, plus i didn't figure in the fact that she likes Munya who seems to be hooking up with Lucille and so she'd have the Namibian princess in her crosshairs. Chances are that Lucille will be put up for eviction by Tawana but it is unlikely that she will be evicted.

Thami has turned out to be the culprit who stole the meat and cigarettes that have been causing a downright brouhaha in the house. He confessed to throwing the items out of the Big Brother house so they wouldn't be found on him. He has been punished by Biggie to prepare a meal for the other housemates and to refrain from eating meat in the house until further notice. He picked Lucille to share his punishment and they have both been talking. She confessed to Thami that she likes Munya but that Takondwa is showing interest in her because he heard that she liked him at the beginning (which we all knew). So i'm wondering, isn't TK supposed to be like off-limits since she knows  Sheila is very interested in the chubby Zambian? Or is all fair in love and war?

Thami seems to believe that there is a group forming which he has christened the KIG Squad (Keeping It Gangsta Squad) and is supposed to include Uti, Ricco, Munya and Sheila. Lucille thinks he is paranoid. so do i. Yeah, Ricco and Uti are quite close but i wouldn't think it would be the basis for forming any sort of group. And including Sheila just confirms his paranoia.

It appears Uti nominated Tawana and Mimi. The former largely because of their differences in religious beliefs, and the latter mistakenly based on the seeming formation of a clique which he wanted to nip in the bud. Apparently, that clique's only foundation was the stolen bottle of wine. But something tells me there'll be surprises aplenty when the Nominations Show airs tonight.

@Dalby
Yo man, good to see you again. And thanks for the interpretation. How's PH? (it is PH, right?)

@Kanz and all
Thanks guys. It's no fun watching BB alone so lets all contribute.

@Adechuks
How far bro? What's goin on?

@ lawyerchap, ur funny and accurate keepin me posted on all dsuff dat i miss lol

i think mimi is suffering from low self-esteem cos she's too, (searchin for d perfect word) disgustingly gross and annoying!

imanit:

@ lawyerchap, your funny and accurate keepin me posted on all dsuff that i miss lol

i think mimi is suffering from low self-esteem because she's too, (searchin for d perfect word) disgustingly gross and annoying!

with all those hotties around, i dont blame her

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
LC and Tamps are on fire ere oo. . . .

I will say thank you on behalf of every1 that is feeling you and maybe not be able to say so.

I aint sure, but i will try to do my piecemeal contribution this time around, I love yall.
Uncle LC, hope work is good?
Sweet tamps! i am good, You ll see i came online, lol

My people, abeg how did d nominations go? Had to go to the gym b4 the show started, And to get back home quickly on a rainy evening in d niger delta is like trying to make nigeria win gold in beijing.

@ Tampico, u and lawyerchap make dose of us missin d show fell a lot better, well u make me fell better anywaiz lol

yh how did d nominations go PHCN did their thing again so i missed it so what happened?

uti and lucille i like, mimi and sheila i detest, ricco and d rest entertain me, lol

well it was fake nomination : Thami and Morris


LC
for a minute you almost read like a Hints article

Tampico!

Chic
Sunshine
My dear all this drama after just 7 days

Abeg i give these HM's one month claws will come out

I cant wait for BB to give them some 'tasking' tasks
all this free vodka is just giving us cheap thrills
Make dem do some work jare

cos all this gangsta living and underpants/boxers pageants is getting on my nerves

are you guys seeing what i'm seeing
the guys(ricco,tk& munya) are all stark naked
having their bath with the girls
tawana was the last with munya and she
even removed her undies

BBA3 is definately steaming hot.You not watching? Then u r missing

lawyerchap:


@Dalby
Yo man, good to see you again. And thanks for the interpretation. How's PH? (it is PH, right?)

Thanks man, apart from kidnappings, cultism, militancy and nightlife near ground zero, I think we are doing alright

Nominations have come and gone and I’m wondering why we’re having a fake eviction so early in the game. Biggie should have saved it for later in the game when it would have had more impact on the outcome. Unfortunately, the South African Thami and the Ugandan Morris are up for eviction on Sunday. This means that it is very likely to be Morris taking the walk through the eviction doors. I say Morris because if Thami is made to take the walk and then reintroduced immediately, the housemates will think there is Mzansi  ojoro at work. Everyone will raise eyebrows definitely. So while Thami and Morris are on Eviction Row, it’s going to be a fake eviction on Sunday.

Voting patterns are emerging already and this is a pointer to how a clique can actually influence the evictions. Sheila, Mimi and Lucille whose group was ostensibly founded on a stolen bottle of red wine all voted the same way. They each nominated Thami and Morris and they both ended up on Eviction Row. And that’s just a group of three. Now imagine if they won head of house. 

Tawana nominated Lucille. No surprise there. The surprise was that she left the nominations the way they were. I had thought that she would place Lucille in the line of fire without batting an eyelid. But it seemed to be Lucille’s lucky day and Tawana left the nominations as they were. After she was called into the Diary Room to exercise her power of Save and Replace, Tawana made two very startling statements. First she said ‘Now I really need to get laid. Roughly.’  Despite Hazel’s announcement of this announcement, there were no takers! Not even jokingly! Wow. That says something about Botswana’s sex-appeal, and it’s not complimentary.

Her second bombshell was that the revered soul singer Joan Armatrading was her babysitter when she was growing up in California. According to her, at the time Armatrading was a struggling singer trying to make ends meet and had to babysit to pay her bills. True or false? Google to the rescue! 

Morris’ nominations were a bit of a surprise for me. Takondwa and Lucille? What happened to his tormentors-in-chief Ricco and Uti? Well, it appears Uti got back into his good books at the very last minute with the advice he gave Latoya on how to get sweet with the Ugandan again. And perhaps Morris felt nominating Ricco would somehow seem cheap particularly as he and Latoya had mended fences.

Thami proves that the Naija/SA beef is alive and well. He nominated Uti and Ricco. Latoya apparently considers herself an Alpha Female and thinks Sheila is one as well. She says this would be like having two heifers in one barn, (apparently, that is a no-no) so one of them has to leave. She nominated Sheila and Takondwa. Seems to me like she’s targeting that couple. Latoya, do unto others as you would if you lived in a glass house… (somehow I think I may have mixed up that proverb).

Uti nominated Lucille and Mimi and I’m very surprised at these choices. Why doesn’t Uti like Lucille? The Namibian senses that the Nigerian considers her stupid and skinny and said as much to Munya during their talk, but I do not know how she came about this assumption. It seems like it is being borne out though with this nomination. As for Mimi, Uti says he was merely trying to nip a budding clique in the, er bud.

Munya’s nominations were the only ones on strategy. He is determined to just get rid of the competition. He nominated his buddy Ricco and the Masai girl Sheila. According to him, they are the strongest contenders in the house. This is a strategy that served BBN winner Katung very well. Forget emotions, forget friendships and focus on the game. Get rid of the competition. For now, my money is on Munya as he seems to be the only one thinking clearly at this stage.

Hazel nominated Takondwa and Ricco then spent a huge chunk of time with the chubby Zambian getting to know how his mind works. They had a very insightful discussion with TK revealing much of our strategies for dealing with chicks to all of Africa. I personally branded him a traitor to the male cause though I learnt a couple of new things from him. So guys, if your formerly surefire babe-winning strategies start to misfire, you know who’s responsible. 

Ricco nominated Thami and Morris and was the only guy who nominated both people on Eviction Row. Thami’s nomination by the Angolan was merely because he’s dull and boring, but nominating Morris seems like he’s trying to get the Ugandan out of the house so he can latch onto the Tanzanian vixen Latoya. He must be secretly hoping Morris gets evicted on Sunday and he will be. But imagine ricco’s shock when he is readmitted into the house. Wouldn’t miss the Eviction Show for the world.

The task for the week is BBA Olympics. Imagine those housemates with not one sporting bone in their collective body trying to emulate the Bolts and Phelps of this world. This should be a good week on BBA3.

Peace out.

@Tampico
Hallo you. Wassup? As Tommyex says, you're on fire. Great write up.

@Dalby
Hope you're not lightskinned o. For our sake.

@Tommyex
Yeah work is cool. We dey try.

@Salsera
Really?

@Imanit and Adechuks
this one was for you guys.

uti and rico tyt friends, good choice, anyway, thami expected nominations, did u see his face after nominations were announced priceless, i lyk this new twistb added

the nominations went just as i wanted them to

. . .i wonder what Sheila would have done if she had been up for eviction. Cant wait to see claws

hello eveyone
i can see that most of the usual suspects r here,(they know dem selves)
i salute una

dis uti guy looks familiar oh, has he not been in anoda tv reality show b4 ?

Modups!:

this uti guy looks familiar oh, has he not been in another tv reality show before ?

Yes thats right

@Tampico,
Thanks, and keep them comin

@lawyerchap
thanks for the update. one question though. will you remain 'lawyerchap' for life? by now u shd have graduated to 'lawyerdon' or something.

@modups
Yes o. i hear the guy was in 'Next movie star' or something like that.

This house is really getting tough as far as am concerned no one is safe.
Uti should be careful. He shd try and mind his business more and stop advicing people here and there.
wats nigerians own with advice sef?
anyway i think i still like lucille.
Munya sef na wa for am.
last week she was liking sheila. he nominated sheila as his hero now he wants her out.
no one is safe.
This BBA3 is fun.
lets keep watching.

Woah! This has been a remarkably happy family so far, so by the usual standards today has been a warzone. First, discussions about the Olympic training regimen blew up into a free-for-all.
And now, one of the house’s ritual insult-slinging matches has turned nasty.
Thami and Uti are engaged in their usual juvenile banter, when Uti calls Thami a ‘retard’, and Lucille takes offence. Not on Thami’s behalf, but on behalf of, you guys!
"That word is offensive to the viewers," she says. She also says that as someone who has disabled people in her family, she finds this word personally offensive.
Uti doesn’t like that. Not one bit. Within seconds we see a different side to the big guy.
"If I want to call someone a retard and you have a problem with it then @$#% you," he shouts. "I’m offended by your voice. You can shut up."
Minutes later, Uti gets called into the diary room. He sits down in a thunderous black funk. Biggie asks him about his lapse in self-control. "Maybe I forgot it was a game," he says, somewhat sheepish. At any rate, if there was ever a chance that he and Lucille would pair up, it's just gotten a lot slimmer.

Mimi, who is called in after Uti, gives us a lowdown of the whole situation in ten thousand words or less. "Sheila, Ricco, Thami and Uti have this game where they dis each other," she says. "Lucille has someone disabled in her family. But there are also disabled people in Sheila’s family and in Ricco’s family. I know this because I've talked to them. So I told Lucille not to get involved." She explains that she has chosen to involve herself to defend Thami in the past, but that was because the other three had ganged up on him and she could see he was hurt. Lucille, however, was berating them for their use of politically incorrect language, which was a mistake.

So how does Mimi feel about the tension? "The mood has changed," she says. Once again we get a glimpse of her tactical side: "Now people are starting to show their real character. This is my best moment. The competition starts here."

MNET