u[b] fiffle[/b] re wicked o. abegi leaf the foor[b] boiy[/b] alone jare. no one is below mistake ke.

;d

these thred were very unik and interesting. It is apoling that the posta himsef can make a misstook. Actualy, no bodies is abov mistaking. Lets us com togetda and forgave the poster for his sin of typography.
its time we stop waysting taime on the internate. Anyway, am out of these plase before i bust my stomache with lafters.

sisiskill or siskill, is this the literary section? Run back to where they wont scatter your head dear, because this is really appalling.

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Please bruddah, please tell me you're kidding with that rubbish I just quoted!

intricate to decipher? , i dont think so

This trend is veri veri funni. The OP is appolling.



Can you detect the error?








All culled from Ali Baba's facebook.

this Pataki pikin
stop making me to laugh

caphental indeed

Please does anybody know where I can find CAPHENTAL [/b]or [b]TALIOR ? Sorry, I also need to buy new[b] REFRIGERATORS [/b]and AIR CONDITIONS too. But all these thingS I WANTEND are expensive at CHOPRITE!!! But I have to be PATIENCE because I know I'm LOVE by many people.

ogb5:

this Pataki pikin
stop making me to laugh

caphental indeed

Wetin I do now?

ife-eco-06:

Please does anybody know where I can find CAPHENTAL [/b]or [b]TALIOR ? Sorry, I also need to buy new[b] REFRIGERATORS [/b]and AIR CONDITIONS too. But all these thingS I WANTEND are expensive at CHOPRITE!!! But I have to be PATIENCE because I know I'm LOVE by many people.

Kindly call the number below:

Diz pictures are really Appauling

Yeeeeepa, mo ko o! I am die.!

What is all this now?

Eh? w'a a gba! You will take.!

Make you educate the people first (yourself included), even then, your spelling is as good as your microsoft word version.

I think that the problem of unemployment is cause of innovative drive, or lack thereof.
All man wan to finish school and get a desk job. Where are d entrepreneurs?

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Eeeya, Seun, Its unfair o. I modified that stuff b4 pasting it here but u removed it.
I'm so sad, It wouldve been fun

@folanaira (aka Mr. 1 post)

Agreed, education is not only about spelling but also knowing (how to use) your microsoft word version amongst other things!

But of what benefit to a client is an illiterate entrepreneur? (N.B. Illiterate as used here not only means not spelling right or finishing school (uneducated); but also (as my microsoft word version gives me synonyms,: uninformed, ignorant, not conversant, untaught).

I am also an entrepreneur! An entrepreneur that knows how to spell!!

Nigerians are trying in englesh sha.

whatever,

Oh my God,

I thought you guys were joking about this Naijacampusforum thing until I checked it out just now.

Meeeeen, I shame for that guy o! Is this the kind of entrepreneur folanaira is encouraging?

Na wah o!

CGO, i bow 4 u oh.

DID U READ UR BLOG, U SAID ''SPELLING ERRORS IN SPEECH'' [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] u're a goofer!

u almost made me fear u more than i fear GOD. u're crucifying Naijans for spelling errors. why did d English man define the different types of errors. most of the errors made by Nairalanders are type-o-graphical errors

above all, we have a forum that gives nairalanders the right of expression, no matter how its spelt or said, we all get the message and react to it as it applies to us.

una nu?

It's appaling that a large population of our so called educated Nigerians still make simple spelling errors in writing and speech.
Examples:
1. This particular one irritates the hell out of me! - DEFINATELY AS OPPOSED TO DEFINITELY
2. INTERNATE AS OPPOSED TO INTERNET
3.I have also seen GOOD MOURNING AS OPPOSED TO GOOD MORNING.
and others too many to mention. Please kindly come up with other errors so people can be informed, It is disgraceful because most of these word are basics that shouldnt be mis-spelt

You didn't quite end up with the correct spelling of appalling, did ye? and "these word"? Haba, brother.

Anyway, i share the pain and horror you feel about these errors. I want to bang my head against the wall when people say/write things like "he was on a red shirt" or "Give the dog it's food". Another very annoying one is "goggle" for "google".

this thread should be moved to joke section,cant wait 4 my guys there 2 see it.its just so funny

Guys, mae una calm down. Poster, don't feel bad, but at the same time, when next you wan send that kind MSG, abeg,spell check, U know the kind country wey we dey for. Also, on the internet, spelling doesn't really matter, people, type as they pronounce and most times they use short cuts, so try and pardon them, At the same time, it also true that most Nigerians can not pronounce words correctly, i would attribute that to our poor educational system here. Don't get me wrong, i know it happens all over the world, but you guys shouldn't forget that Nigerians are pride themselves about their knowledge, our ability to excel academically and in what ever we find our selves doing has endeared us to the world and at the same time created fear in the hearts of so many countries, so the dude really had a point,

What do you expect if you don't have the culture of reading and writing in a society

@ Pataki
LOL, "urinet" is that like Internet or what?

Well, ppl I saw this one on a banner in KD:

If you want to NO how to read and write English, register here.

@Pataki

keep 'em coming pls!,

you peaple are nut going to keal me.

this thread is tight.

nzeaji:

you peaple are nut going to keal me.

we are nut o! how can we keal you when we no wan dye

kazeemu
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i did interview at ibadan, and i have not got any info. are they start sending sms? please, let me know!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-163030.0.html

Banker of our time.

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just got this in my inbox on a chat site.

English is not our natural language, its learnt so mistakes must abound.

leave the mistakes lady, once you understood the meaasge he is sending.

but you sef, how many times did you write English in o'levels?

sly-k:

but you sef, how many times did you write English in o'levels?

since you asked, i'll indulge your curiousity. Twice in the same year SSCE may/june and GCE oct/nov. Made A3 in SSCE and A2 in GCE. i no try reach? how many times did you write yours, sly?