There's nothing as nice as someone who shares,
your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares,
someone who's there thru your good times and tears,
thru thick and thin,
who stays by your side as your friend through the years.

i think if i continue with all my text messages i recieve i will fill up this plcae.
i will be back soon with the best SMS i have recieved this year,i cried when i got it.

Latoya:

.......i will be back soon with the best SMS i have recieved this year,i cried when i got it.

Cried? really? I cant wait to see it.

This is what i call witty sms


Which African American artist is found in church every sunday.
ANS : Usher


Gathered in a large hall an angel asked us to write our sins before going to heaven. Before i could start writing mine I heard you shouting EXTRA PAPER PLEASE

I like that latoya.

Beautiful people have these outstanding qualities: -
-they have a beautiful mind
-a kind heart
-and a radiant warmth.
I'm glad to tell you that you are beautiful.

[center]
keepin a FRIEND
is as dificult as losing one
u sacrifice alot to keep them
i may not have sacrificed enuff 4 u
but i swear i aint losing u.[/center]

[center]
we will now upgrade ur brain....pls wait..searching....searching....searching..still searching...sorry no brain found.[/center]
[center]if u need a good Bleep.
u can come to me.
after all isnt that what you really want?
neways means Bleep means 'FRIEND U CAN KEEP.
hahahahaha..wot were u thinkin.[/center]




[center]i really deeply wish u were here with me
in my room
on my bed
lites off
we get under the covers together
so i can show u
my new WRIST WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK..hahaha.[/center]

laide o:

[center]
we will now upgrade your brain.please wait..searching.searching.searching..still searching...sorry no brain found.[/center]

I really undislike (like) this.
But tell me "was it sent to u?"

like a fallen star u fell into my life
U made me smile wen thingz werent rite
If hugz were water id send u the sea
An we'll sail away 4eva jus u n me.

R we friends or r we not?
U told me once but i 4got
Of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1i wont 4get.
& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

got to go now but Laide, I dey come back 4 u...

Messages are given to those who are apart...
But what shall i give when you are in my heart

Certain people touch ur heart & u just can't stop thinkin about about them,dats the kind of person u are ... Absent yet near, Simple yet worthy

I finally got a text message from a friend!

The language was rather vulgar so I'll paraphrase it:

Right now there are 20,000 people having sex
10,000 people making love
4,599 people are hugging and kissing
And 1 dummy reading this message.

OMG that is so funny Vexxy.
i wonder how your facial expression was like when u got it

Haha y'all so funny. text message text messages. That's part of my daily job. I wonder where people get all these from!

One i got tonight was

"where did u do it 2nite? On d floor or lying on d bed? Were you kneeling or standing? Did you shout or scream? have you done it today?? Did you do it alone , or you had a patner? have you done it 2de? I mean.... ...av you prayed?

and "making a thousand friend in a year is not a miracle, the miracle is making a friend that stand by you for a thousand year.

Nice nice nice

One of the text messages I received is this:

I wish you 12mts of peace,52wks of fun,365dys of laughter,
8750hrs of favour,525600mins of joy&8153600secs of success.

Read another one:

Friendship is a promise
made in the heart.....
.....silently........
....unwritten.....
....unbreakable by distance....
...unchangeable by time....
You're always in my mind.
I just love you.

Another one:

There is a hand behind the rising of the sun,
hand behind the moon appearance.
The same hand is right behind you.
Working your rising and greatness.
God bless you.

"To love is not a question or theory. It is an emotion caught on fire.

Great minds contains ideas, solutions and reasons;
Scientific minds contains formula, theories and figures;
My mind contains only U.


God showed his talents when he made the heaven & earth.
He showed his ingenuity when he made humans.
But He was really showing off when he made U.


When God gave us friends, he tried to be fair.
But when i met u, i got more than my share.


Dreams touch ur heart and soul
Its a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality
Hope u have d sweetest dream 2nite.

Colors may fade, D sun may not shine
D moon may go dim, heart beats may stop
Lives may pass us by,
But our freindship i'll teasure till d day my heart stops

Wow!

Princess...was that sent to you?...itz a lovely text message...jk

Here's another...
Everyone wants to be the Sun that brightens ur day, but I'd rather be d Star that brilliantly shines down on you in the darkest hours.

Latoya, my mouth dropped open when I read it. I just started to laugh and people were looking at me like I was crazy. I was thinking, "I've got to hurry and get back so I can post this in Nairaland!" L.O.L.

Yea i can imagine

hey vexxy. I fxcking sent that message to my friends. Like almost all of them called me to ask if i was serious. I was like, it's just a fxcking joke!!!!!1 haha, nice one. "1 dummy is reading this"

Hum. . . HA, what if one of the friends you sent it to sent it to another friend, to another friend, to my friend, to me. Technology, bringing everyone closer one text message at a time.

You r damn right. You'll prolly get it soon.

That'll be fun eh!

Check out this Text Message!!!!
See what you have caused now I think of anything other than you because you are not with me. I miss you.

Ahhh... that is bad. you r suppose to think of me cos u miss me. ha creepy i must say.

look,u have 2 explain o,
I heard that u slept with joy
& woke up with Grace,
but I saw u with Mercy.
Now Blessing is 4lowing you around,
& Favour is waiting 4 U
& we know that Success is pregnant 4 u
what is going on here?

Guess whose bread God is preparing this morning?
yours of course, remember He has promised you daily bread,
receive it with thanks and remain faithful to him.