D-ecent, E-steemed, M-otherly, I-ntelligent, L-ovely, A-miable, D-utiful, E-xcellent
what a perfect being u are DEMILADE!!

i send you my bed to sleep on, my pillow to lay your head and my blanket to cover you. hope you have a nice night, as for me i'll stay awake praying to God to guide you through the night

I didnt want to sleep so i called on angels to come and protect u, but suddenly they came back... i asked "why didnt u go to protect my love?" their response was "Angels dont protect angel". You are my angel... sweet dream

oops! oh! i just broke my head trying to reach for my cell phone just to be the first person to say good morning, hope i made it?

dats cute.

Some friends are to be dumped, some are to be treasured and some are to be kept forever. You are to be dumped in the treasure box of my heart and kept forever!

Your lips are like roses; your eyes, stars. You taste like cheese, the kind you put on nachos. I want to devour you.

The very first day i kiss you,your lips taste as if i am licking an honey.
baby you are really so sweet.

if we ever go our seperate ways.
il still love you past my dying days.
and if you felt my love was a lie.
id be crying silently each till i die.
2 prove my love held storng and true
id w8 by the golden g8s in heavn 4 you.
jus to show i was always
and will always love you.

I love you like sunshine, draft beer, and breasts. Big breasts.

Missing you is like missing my whole world,I MISS YOU.

If I were a tear in your eyes, I'll roll down and stop on your lips,
But if you were a tear in my eyes I'll never cry so I won't lose you.

i was passing by a shop today
then i saw sumtin cute, admirable and was just ur match
i wanted to get it 4 u
just then i realised that it was my reflection

true friends ar like morning, u can't ve dem all day but b sure dey will b there 2moro, next, n 4ever. dats who u re...

beautiful things happen 2 beautiful pple wit beautiful hearts in beautiful places. i pray this beautiful day add more beauty 2 ur beautiful life!

*
See this star?
*
It never dims
*
It's a symbol
*
Of His love...
*
a promise,
*
...that God'll never leave u.

"once i catch u,
i go carry u go bed,
i go make u hot,
i go make u sweat,
i go make u halla,
u go wish say u no get me,
na me'malaria' dey yarn!"
U wont catch it o!
Cheers...

I feel so close to you. You remind me of my mother. Can we have sex soon?

oh lawd!

grailife:

I feel so close to you. You remind me of my mother. Can we have sex soon?

I wish i was a boy.. i'd send that to errgirl on me phone book! ahahahaha. But if i should get that from just an ordinary guy (not my friends)... i'll most deff delete him from my contacts. wtf?

i love this

God go bless u u hear u go born betta pikin u go marry betta husband u go get money u go get fine motto u go get big mansion u go see ur children children children
children children children children children children children children
children children children (children x14) all am trying to say is thank you alot i
appreciate it

your face is lovely
your voice is sweet, your lips is so soft
your lips drop sweetness, on my mouth any time we kiss
milk and honey are under your tongue that
why i always want to kiss you.

i. adam and eve were chillin
wen eve turns & asks :
adam do you love me?
adam :no
eve: then why did you make love to me?

adam: do u c any1 else around ?

ii. No sms


no calls



no mails


i'm scared!



very scared...


hop its not wot
i'm thinkin




tell me,r u in
JAIL again?

I'm sorry



but i've got something


to tell you.


i'm telling you this



because i dont want




you to hear it



from someone else..



...




THE PRICE OF GARRI HAS INCREASED !!

i love the last one, that is funny. the price of garri has increased. that funny I'm still laughting.

Ladies and Gentlemen


Bums and Tramps


Cross-eyed Mosquitos and


Bow-Legged Ants


I Come here Before You


To Stand here Behind You


And Tell You a Story


I've Never even Heard


Admission is Free


So Pay at the Door


There's plenty of Seats


So Sit on the Floor


This is a Lady's Meeting


For Gentlemen Only


And Now I will Tell


You my Story;




"One Bright Morning


In the Middle of the Night


Two Dead Boys got Up to Fight


Back-to-Back they Faced Eachother


Sword-to-Sword they Shot Eacother


A Deaf Policeman


Heard the Noise


And Came to Kill


The Two Dead Boys"




If You Don't Believe


My Story is True


Ask the Blind Man


On The Corner-


He Saw it Too.

you guy are making laugh.

i just fall out of my seat for laughing too hard you guy's will not kill me with laughter.

A rose is a flower that stayz 4 an hour,
BUT
Friendship is the power that lives 4ever!

You are such a honey,Sweat babe.

Do you know my heart beats for U?