Yo, ive noticed these 2 whack, fake niggaz trying to come up on this sh*t and act all crazy, acting like some chickens thats bout ta get bleeped, anyways, NAIRALAND be da judge, see what happens when a bunch of whack amateurs sneak into da den of da resident freestyle champs, i.e. jduck13 and Big shishi, This is like a tag team thang!!!,

, yo da challengers go first,




j.duck , we going to make this laffy-taffy wankstas pack they bags and leave Nairaland in a second!

Yo coz we bought to rip dese fools Me and u kings till we Die homey

LOL JD u funny

WOOT WOOT go J and shishi! lol

@Jduck& His Disciples

1st of all i may let y'all know one thing
Da name is Jpeps 4all niggas like shahsi mistakin shits
hold up am just warming up,now lets get down to spit




First to the third, I'm close to the curb
Toast to the bird, now y'all posted to serve
Read Jduck verse,its like dirt poured on the floor
Lyrics collecters i'ma make my words work your nerves
Yo yo in this forum, I pause for the cause
I seen Jduck heads busted, someone pass the gauze
4real I can't believe some people letting frontiers(jduck) in
and then compare them equal boy you must be buggin
Change the out look
change the cover of the book
you hip hop crook and give back what you took.
y'all know the real deal of rap battle no frontin
shishi just rhyming loud and saying nothing
for being false plus extra fake on the tape
speakin hardcore when you soft like a piece of cake.
Get live motherfucka, when i speak motherfucka
out ya seat mothafucka, out my reach mothafucka
am fake thugs slugin till i sleep mothafucka
Jpeps, nothin but street mothafucka
y'all punk, pussy, bitch no G mothafucka
i'ma bust before you leave mothafucka



I'WANT Y'ALL YO GO THROUGH LINE OF THIS FLAVOR FOR GOOD JUDGEMENT OKAY?

HaHa ya make me laugh gotta say nice try
But u neva beat me i believe u know why
But i gotta give u props u got a lil game
But u neva spit like me if u know what im sayin
im tired of rippin u time after time
Im a real g and real gs gotta ryme
I shake Jerry pepsi And make him fizz
he spill over coz me and big shiz
rippin spittin its so crazy
da way we got ladys havin babys by da daily
Someone tell dis punk who sits on da throne
Im da greatest im da best da game ill forever own
Im da top of da bigdogs u at da bottom of da pups
U betta gon faw Jduck erupts
Theres a big difference where u stand and where I
Im on my throne laughin u da one who gon cry


listen lil homey get ya weight up if u gon battle me

u won JD

i thought somebody said rap battle
instead i hear moo moo from cattle
better sounds from baby girl rattle
get up here little girl
show dese nigga yours is bigga
when you go goo goo
dese nigga's poo poo and weap
beating them down before you can speak
Daddy said knock you out
oh.oh. mama pulled her tittie out
drink my tittie and get bigga
i be back to beat you niggas


If you get scared, you can call the police.

Just kidding. Remember, It's not nice to hit girls.

Smile

Yo B.I.G. Cray Its Yaw Turn to rip Jerry pepsi Do yaw thang dog

@ jerry pepsi and hoodboil, funny how pepsi talking muthafucka this, muthafucka that

I decked on da set , ya whack ass take off like a jet
u get ejected, im da hardest y'all ever met
gat ya both   scared, nothn y'all can do
Except ta expect, poison darts that i spit in mass doses
Me and j bout ta inject venom on ya b*tch asses
Y'all gettn disected like  insects in lab tests
Hood boil, You aint a boi from da hood, more like a painful boil and a fool
my larva  flows going to  peel ya and make ya really boil in ya hood
u want to battle ddizzle, mayne u acting like a fool
i bring pain, like pouring salt to a wound, I know, im real cruel
I'll knuck ya b*tch ass from shishiville all da way ta ddzille's crib in cali for ni a
You sounin real gay, U soft like hay, u aint buit like cray,
I'm da reason why December going to   feel like May
jerry pepsi, u aint a thug, u aint tuff, you just a fluff in da muff
You called out j but he ripped ya on ya own thread
He spat sharp needles, made u bleed on ya own thread
Like mike jones im going to say it again in case you didn't hear
He spat sharp  needles, made u bleed on ya own thread
So why da Bleep u still runnin ya mouth boy
u should be runnin ya legs boy, or you'll be losin ya head boy
my flows hit ya so bad, your body going to get 2 heavy for ya legs
Jduck and crayola gat u so  stressed, so now u talkn all that mess
Plus I heard u aint illing wit ya skillin, but ya  stealing niggaz scriptn
You nutn but a phoney, I spit real life homie, you playing games like sony
How u going to beat j and cray  when 90 per cent of ya lines are stolen
How u going to  Bleep wit da nairaland legends when u know our sh*t is golden
why use a gun when i can murder you with my key board
I'm crayola, I spit colours, use words to display stories like pictures
Ma style is sick like an escaped lab monkey stabbin niggaz with a needle
On da mic I don't fiddle, ya whack flows make me giggle, your flows are weak and feable
I'm bout ta bounce off this sh8t but im going to pass it ta j,duck
And he going to further prove to both of y'all that y'all just suck

Big Shishi,

I repent. There is a man in the house. Let me sit over here and watch you.

drusilla, whats poppn, where hoodboil @, he prolly shivering in some basement somewhere

;d

See the problem is I ain't goin no where am here
Can shoot at me, can stab at me,Take your best shot at me
and Suck a dick, jduck crew and small shishi
am no humour i got what to make y'all piss in ya shoes
The nerve I never hated
On murders pre-meditated
Absurd I hesitated
Observe cock spray
Hit you from a block away
ma flow's like threatin, my balls is hurricane
I got hell-a cain, got mac in nairaland
Hop out shells exchange
Walk around like I got extra balls in my pants
Na that's a fuckin' A-K, heavy tool in my pants
Man Jduck cowards better stay in they lane
and if they ain't getting the picture, it ain't in the frame
Hop skip jumpin, block clickin jumpin
Glock clickin dumpin, it's me the mighty
Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic love-vendor rubbish
Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da mess I'm comin from
I get the party crackin from the rubbish that I be spittin son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
I just want you all to notice me and people to see
that somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me
so Jduck i lay a lil props for ya words
you on ya jump-off nucca and that is ma word
but shishi why da 4ck you 4ckin around ya hommie's privates for
whatchu want aint no more gays on ya block or more
mein i shoulda noticed ya fake ass from da start
but Jduck never hollad your name from scratch
when i came in this mudafucka it was all bout Jduck
I never asked for ya lil young ass opinion shishi you suck
please check out my flows and see the way i place 'em
aint no living bieng in this forum can test 'em
And now i got nucca name Playa-Boy trying to diss me
rubbish is whack its like am gettin jungle fever in me
mein get your week rhymes outa diss forum please
Even my Nigga GayDuck could testify to your sayins

Hey Nairaland I know You Feelin Me On Top Of The Game!

@ Jerry Pepsi
Yo Yo
U aint gotta leave i jus gotta beat ya
I'm a hungry emcee so im gon eat ya
U nothin but a punk ya rymes u out of trash
because my rymes kill fareal Make da mic turn to ash
Ya middle finga at me well my middle fingas at u
People sayin spare this nigga Not to gat u
growin up rippin blowin up big
People watchin people waitin for the snappin of this twig
i don't clown around no i don't play
Rip niggas east to west every single day
I'm da P-A-Homey to da c
New top pac Aint from da west im da east
I'm in da N.C. Reside In motown
after I rip u everybody yell hoe down
Somebody call a medic this nigga got crushed
My malicious metaphors turn his mind ta mush
and if ya don't undastand get a dictionary
Ya need to watch ya mouth for ya end up in da cemetary

drusilla?

when me and j rap peeps say we rock
when u nd gay duck rap peeps wana throw u off a rock
even your mami wana run u over with a truck
come here u hungry bums and take a buck
to screw you bitches don't take much work
you a underdog in this rap battle
you envy me so much you wana wear my mantle
i'm too much for ya'll to handle
i did what gay duck said i couldn't
i am what lil shills said i wouldn't
i would have stomped on yo faces but i wouldn't
why cause i wana be yo role model
fu*k hoodboi you can call me master
lil shillings u nd yo crew re nutin but a disaster
i'll give gay dog somethin to cry to
who that lil bitch lil shillins yappin to
yeah i went down to yo basement
i bleeped your bitch there ask her about that statment
it wuz her voice u heard when u taught i wuz cryin
she felt so good i know when u ask her she wont be denyin
even though u think i say trash
u still gona kiss my ass
nigga u know i'm better tell d truth bout my ability
my rhyme got u so good they take u to the rehad facility
two lil underdogs come here nd wana claim the throne
i'ma use u as a scape goat to warn peeps that wana beef Hb
admit am da king nd just maybe
i'll spare u all d maim nd pain nd kill u rite of



, don't mess wit me, GAY DUCK ND LIL SHILLINGS

Yo Guys , I told y'all my Album is done n' waitin' for the 25th of the Month
So I decided to leave y'all wit some sh*t from me

http://www.hiphopgame.com/index2.php3?page=tracks1

There's a link to ma' new Joint wit Lil'Wayne "I made Bling Bling"
Two Five ft. Lil Wayne "I made Bling Bling"

So Fu*k y'all haters tryin' fu*k wit menike plz don't do that

I also caused out a Nairaland member wit it (Big Shishi or Sushi)

Yo j-dizzle, im bout ta experiment one of ma old school skills on this two mongrels mayne

hoodboil and jerry pepsi

I keep ma flows tight, how tight? tighta than a slip knot
I'm a king when it comes ta da parkin lot stunts
One button, two buttons and ma whip starts ta strut
Niggaz fear shishi, I'm Mo dangerous than a blood clot
Don't try 2 stop me mutts, u aint gat da guts
U want to touch my style, but u can't, because y'all suck like a slut
I'm everything u not, u get hunt like a wild pig on da grunt
But enough of da talk, id rather rock wit ma walk
And ma walk so ill, mayne I keeps it real, niggaz bleed when I touch
Da m i c, rip niggaz from here all da way ta NYC
Like stevie, u can't see shishi,  stay hidden like a packed lunch
Now ya gat da hunch, because ma flows straight crunch
Plus u got munched by da skills that I taunt
Lyrical beatings gat u shaving ya yead like Tibetan monks
I'm da breakfast, da lunch wit a slice of brunch
I'm da big walking, big talking, big rocking, big dippin, king of da funk
Ya flows stank like a skunk, ma flows gat da b*tches crunk
Ma word is my bond, I swing ma magical wand, y'all going to lose blood
I flow smoove on lyrical ocean, y'all hittn rocks, ya ships don gat sunked
Ta hell wit y'all and rapping, like Olivia and beyonce, y'all should sing songs
So as you can see, comparing yaselves ta Big shish, is just plain wrong

BUT ENUFF OF DIS SH*T MAYNE, FAST FORWARD TO SOME 2006 SH*T

@HOODBOILER and jerky pepsi
y'all muthafckaz gat me mad now im bout ta lose ma kool
catch jerky pepsi in da street, put a knife up in that fool
discolate his neck, break his back bone, crack his skull wit one of ma tools
cut out da b*tch rectum wit a razor blade make him drank p*ss like lemonade
i'll stab you so bad, even hyaenas aint go want to eat you
watch you rot in da sun, decomposing by a river
you a lil ass b*tch, mayne u acting like a stripper
you be da type that'll be straight runnin ya mouth
hiding behind a computer screen in a corner of ya mama house
damn big shishi don't play, im a gangsta fo real
a lotta niggaz on ma manliness but you know i don't care
i even put ma name on ma whip because u know i don't fear
they see me in their hood and they walk past by
i dare anyone to holla, they so scared ta try
because i know jamaican killaz that'll eat you like a pie
some real shottas that'll smoke ya ass, oh my
i aint talking rap mayne sh*t i'm talking real life
and hoodboil going to get it worser than you
i crack his brain, splatter his blood, make it runny like chicken soup
you'll get stomped up, touched up, you'll get ya jaw cracked
i'll smash all ya ribs and shove down down ya b*tch ass
you aint in ma class, you'll get shattterd like glass
i'm a beast fo real, gorilla in da day, king kong at night
i'm mo skilled than a barber, i stay ill, cause fright, you'll take flight
and muthafcka talkn bout you be boning ma chick
if you ever get as far as boning ma cheek
you'll be losing all ya bones, and they'll be gettin stuck in ya cheek
tklkn bout fcukn, when u scared of puss
you see one of ma LovePeddler in da nude, you'll be scared as Bleep
your lil tom tom manliness aint going to do dum sh*t
you get gripped like momos, i 'm so great , i could rhyme in slo-mo
you nuthing but a homo, u lil durty ass tramp
you aint gat no game, aint gat no gals and even ya hood don't like you
mayne don't make me ever sight you, i'll leave u more bloodier than ma girl cycle mutha fcka!!

and Bleep menike because he don't want it wit shish muthafcka!!!
menike, im prolly younger than you, i gat two cars, one of them gat 6 screens,prolly cost mo than your whole crib , a mortgage account , go ahead cursin me out on ya lil mixtapes, uyouz an internet thug , uou in Qb rite, its all good,

@ Hoodboi and Jpeps
Homey tryin to be a thug tryin to be a g
But i got news for u homey u aint me
nothin but a punk posin as a poet
Plant ryme game seeds and den i grow it
Turn words into life and life in to words
People say im fly yea jus like da birds
homey u got my girl i dont think so
she'd neva go faw a punk so low
I got ya momma and dats da truth
Jus ask ya momma now dats some proof
Im tired of rippin whack im gettin a lil bored
Took a couple shots and every time scored
Im gon show u real rymes im gon show real flow
Say u got cash homey check dis dough

See game is tough
Am only 20 - And Gat a kid
So I'm never here actin' like U always be
I kno' Lil Wayne,Jay Z n' Sean Puff
Envy me ma lil baby goin' dine wit them
You just life packagin' so pack ya pics away
Cuz all of them don't hurt me anyway
I'm a Boss wait till the industry kno Uz a bit*H
Hope U kno ya Nairaland lines means know sh*t to me (Fu*ck U)

yo menike, enuff of da yaketty yak, u need ta start a thread big shishi v menike, we'll settle this once and for all, da nairaland peeps gonna judge who better, , dont cre widf u know jay z or beenie man, i dont know none of them niggaz but i live like all of them niggaz

@ Menike and B.I.G
Heak na Both yaw my niggas and i aint havin my two homeys havin beef we all cool
we all syk rappers dont start dis mes we all need to handle dis without battles or fights because im both yaaw homeys and i aint takin sides

this nigga started wit me from da start, i doid da freestyle thang battling him and j.duck, but he took it personal, talking bout my picture, i know that picture aint rite but tha's a 3 yr old picture, so i had to post some recent pics, j.duck, we need ta start a thread menike v big shish, and let mairaland decide who better, err thang kool wit me though,

Big Shishi:

yo menike, enough of da yaketty yak, u need ta start a thread big shishi v menike, we'll settle this once and for all, da nairaland peeps going to judge who better, , don't cre widf u know jay z or beenie man, i don't know none of them niggaz but i live like all of them niggaz

U want som sh*t from me dawg
I ain't no bit*h so
Fu*k U, Ya fam and any sh*t that U kno

Fu*k y'all .
Nairaland is a startin' point fo' U so I got to rep that
But U talkin' sh*t bout me dawg was suicide
U want a thread Vs U - Nah U ain't fo' me
Ya She-man wants ya di*ck so get it em .

Gat to thank Lil wayne fo' his Chrous because I kno y'all won't believe ma' Sh*t
      Nigga go get my Album it's goin be out Very Soon ya heard

(Then I cud boldly say fu*k all Wack Nigerian Rapper Wannabees in Nairaland
      Which U , fortunately is the President of the Organization   )

@Jduck
Sup Bro - day huh?
Sushi is just a kid, Irv Gotti told from tha start
So me dissin him wit Lil Wayne was just fo' Fun
Hahaha - I said no more diss b4 I was waitin' fo' ma
Baby - Nigga come out pastin' sh*t - So I gat to give him a
Lil' Exposure to ma side of the World (Real HipHop not Nairaland HipHop)

Sushi remember I'm here to have fun Y'all (Follow me)

Menike u don't got to listen to that low life bitch, he can't stand ya wen it comes to rap, he jst said his last dose, i'ma hit him ril hard in ma next one, him nd gay dork is gonna get screwed ril bad, nd jd u ain't gota be talkin bout my mum, i didn't go to ur fam, if anythin i value my mumsy, yoo heard, this is jst a warnin i cud start wit ya, but na that wud be too low of me i wud be bringin myself to ur level i like it dis way that u lookin up to me, u sure exhibited that in ur lines.

nd as anyone seen how ugly little shillings re? OMG, he's a big black gorilla
he so ugly he look like king kong
the only game he good @ is ping pong

laughs, u don't wana fck wit me boi i chew rhymes for food.

lol

Yo Hoodboi i ripped u dats why u aint goin to rap battle me coz u tired of gettin ripped

lol jd

@EVERYONE

Nigga Reminds me of 50

I told him I once dissed 50 - He talked sh*t bout it
I hang wit the bois in New York - He post his pics to tell me his gat whips

Whathafu*k was that Big Sushi - Get ready fo Suicide
Cuz ma' baby is born now n' I'm ready

@Hoodboi
Don't diss Jduck- That's my Blood

i gotta nobody talks bout my mum nd gets away wit it.