HEYYYYYY

PASTOR: "If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now."

A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked towards the alter. As the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted. The bridegroom and the whole congregation were in confusion. When the man got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why don't you want these people to be joined together?"

Man: "I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker is faulty!!!!

Can you imagine………………….?

You better confess AYUS,na you be the killjoy

i have imagined it ten times over but it is as borin as a dry biscuit bone

my gawdd

@ayus lol

how u dey

clemcykul:

my gawdd

@ayus lol

how u dey

He's sick.Very sick.He is suffering from acute and chronic kolomentalic disorder.

@ poster


you are watching too much movies my friend

showbobo:

He's sick.Very sick.He is suffering from acute and chronic kolomentalic disorder.

Devil fire your blue yansh! You wey dey suffer from animalistic brain erection with serious chronic premature ejaculation disorder. Showmama ;(E.g. if u hear just panties; u would just come for trouser)D

@Thendo

And u r peeping too much from the keyhole

@CLemcy

I just dey oo. U know the thing being the campaign manager for OBama!

@Mykali

, u wanted to laff and u farted and shit in ur trouser abi? Pele

DON'T SPY ON YOUR GUY

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there
was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took
his Batman costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to
the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since
he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one
of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and went home and put her costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even
danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that
Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed
sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave
my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time.
He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"

Haaaa!

Dont tell me you're expecting us to laugh at this stale/lame joke,ehn

First joke was cool,the second nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

It should be funny

lol anyus
gr8 job man
keep it rowlin

@clem

did you just say great JOB? Seems you guys are up to something behind our backs.

Showmumu, which come be your own for our matter?

@post
lmfao
mumu

una no go kill me with laff here ooo
ROFLMAOOOO

ayusman16:

Showmumu, which come be your own for our matter?

Na the JOB dey turn your head like this or she mistakingly bite your kini

hmmmmmn

not good enough, try harder

its ok jare

hmmmn

folahann:

not good enough, try harder

u better smile there

na by force

yes

ok oooo

by fire by force

If you be leader,your regime go tough oo

only for the men . the women wud have liberality, so far that i have 20 women per day