GOLDBERG AND THE CHINESE FELLA[center][/center]



Goldberg and this Chinese fella are sitting at the bar, drinking and the talking. When all of a sudden Goldberg hauls off and socks the Chinese guy right in the nose, knocks him clean off the bar stool.
The Chinese guy picks himself up, Goldberg says: “That was for Pearl Harbor.”
“Pearl Harbor”? The Chinese guy says. “I’m Chinese not Japanese!”
“Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference? Goldberg says, and they go on drinking.

A little while later, out of the clear blue, the Chinese guy hauls off and smacks Goldberg right in the face, down he goes to the floor. Well, Goldberg gets up and he says to the Chinese guy: “what’d you do that for?”
“That was for sinking the Titanic” the Chinese Guy says.
“The Titanic! That was sunk by an Iceberg” Goldberg says.
“Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?  

Hmmm heard it before, only it was Spielberg not Goldberg, Still funny though