Leave the Uyo girls alone. Their bodies belong to them and they can mess themselves as much as they want!

i think i wana go live in Uyo

GUY:wats up
CHIC:nothing much
GUY:i like to get to know u
CHIC:why
GUY:cos i like u
CHIC:no
GUY:then Bleep out

Of course there are plenty good girls in Uyo

Seun:

Leave the Uyo girls alone. Their bodies belong to them and they can mess themselves as much as they want!

hmm its like they service u very well
this one u are talking on their behalf

Bad approach, i would rather go with:
Hello girl, please accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour first,
After, the response, we can change the subject, lol

Bad approach, i would rather go with:
Hello girl, please accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour first,
After, the response, we can change the subject, lol

LOL, THATS AN OLD FASHION BROTHER.

I Dislike guys that ask a girl out that way. it is too fake and Unpleasant.

story is OK.

welllll ummm it is a okay story but as a gurl who gets asked out alot i would not like to be asked out like that alot of gurls would not just get in the car with u like that especially if i just met u n i would be insalted if u called me tyra banks she has the biggest forhead and no but n fake hair (sow-in0

Note: fine boy(me), babe(moroneke)

fineboy: hey u yes com here.

babe: who`re u calling like that?

fineboy: I say com u ne dey hear?i go cut ur mouth o!

babe: u`re very stupid.

fineboy; what!look at this girl wey cool down wow wow because i dey call u,wait B .c.o.s i call u!I don date pple like Oprah,Tyra,Omotola u name it,look at,a

man of my caliber,I ve a plane at my backyard,5 jeeps parked in front of my house and u name it buildings everywhere.

babe:OMG am sorry sir(oboy see wetin I wan lose o)sir u`re right am wrong(so many apology).

u don catch ur babe b that.(u`re on ur own from there O).

Don: Hello lady
Bella: (squeezes face) Hello
Don: Your face looks familiar.
Bella: (still looking disinterested) Don't think we've met before.
Don: Not that we've met before. What I mean is that you remind me of
all those supermodels on TV.

i think she must be very friendly or easy thats depending on where this is

my version will be

Don: hello lady
Bella: what Do i know you?? (screaming ofcourse)
Don:Your face looks familiar.
Bella: Mooove man, fcukin eeediot trying to come up to me like i'm one of them little girls kmtttttttt[/color]
Don:Not that we've met before. What I mean is that you remind me of
all those supermodels on TV
Bella: [color=#006600]turn around before i call the police!!(reaching for her mobile phone)
Don: (speaking to himself) kai bayo talk say them like big belly, wetin i do these gals now?! kai 6months now no action this country don tire me o! no so so cold dey ca[b]SH[/b] me 

Erm where is Uyo again what state is it in?

hey u look like tyra banks? wtf is that a compliment?

micolala:

Note: fine boy(me), babe(moroneke)

fineboy: hey u yes com here.

babe: who`re u calling like that?

fineboy: I say com u ne dey hear?i go cut your mouth o!

babe: u`re very stupid.

fineboy; what!look at this girl wey cool down wow wow because i dey call u,wait B .c.o.s i call u!I don date people like Oprah,Tyra,Omotola u name it,look at,a

man of my caliber,I ve a plane at my backyard,5 jeeps parked in front of my house and u name it buildings everywhere.

babe:OMG am sorry sir(oboy see wetin I wan lose o)sir u`re right am wrong(so many apology).

u don catch your babe b that.(u`re on your own from there O).

Your approach won't work on a normal girl. If it works she must really be stupid.

A very stupid one at that

Interesting story and a good way to toast a fourteen year old girl hiding affair issues from her mamma, or a month old village girl in a city trying to meet-up. But i must advice every man not to try that with a girl he really want cos he has lose

Davidylan,
I think your answer is contradictory. how can it degrade a girl to fall for those lines if she likes the person but it's ok for a girl to make the first move
Wetin you mean by say "SHE IS NOT A NIGERIAN" whats wrong with nigerian ladies

seun are you there

seun are you there

come and learn from the master,

simple to razlle a gurl

women luv lies likei keep saying be it truth that is coated with chocolate or be it pure lies

for me when u see a standard wowo girl. just tell her do u knwo u r beautiful

girl: is a lie am not ur trying to deceive me

guy: well ok lets say am the first guy to tell u whihc we both know am not the first but we can say am the first to tell u today

girl: ok thank you

guy: your hair style is nice wat attachement did u use, is it lolia expression abi na 3 in 1 or na chinese. ok wat colour is this ? color 1 or 2 or 33
cos i know color 1 is black

natuarally the girl will trip oo and start smiling how come u know about women and their hair.
and note always look into a girl's eye when ur razzling it gives u the edge

girl : how come u know about women so much u must have gotten a lot of sisters or u have many girl friends
guy: well i look around( first lie)

guy: can i call u some other time if u dont mind.
girl: no problem here is my number
guy: collects number and goes away call her after 2 weeks for a date.

this happens when the girl is real
but if na confirm wowo wey come dey do shakara

guy: his wats ur name would like to know u
girl: snobs
guy : see ur big head cos i come talk to u. u know thank God say fine guy talk to u. u wey wowo take sign signature - "the end of wowo naim be this"
comon give me ur number b4 i slap the wowo comot



i no send u ooo if the girl pour u acid i no dey

Hey y should u ask her to know ur house. there must be something behind that. i agree with ddizzle in that aspect. all u need 2 do ask her if u can see her again and she will tell u where to find her.

There's nothing really wrong in the way he approached the girl-after all, the girl 'gree' follow am enter car. He actually used what he had to his advantage. But the question is what about those brothers out there who don't own rides; how dem go do am?

just kidding with that recent post.
guys ought to b kind when approaching a lady.feel me?

errrrrrrmmmmmmmm no a guy z got 2 be original i mean u luk lyk a supermodel thingy is so old now blah blah blah & lickin ur lips sooooooooooo nut attractive. BE ORIGINAL DO YOUR OWN THANG.
is a guy nut to be a girl friend 4 a lil bit of tym b4 ask her out !!!

@sweeetberry,
what`s kind and original?Ain't u going to say hi at least or u dint read my post.

my version will be

Don: hello lady
Bella: what Do i know you?? (screaming ofcourse)
Don:Your face looks familiar. Cool
Bella: Mooove man, fcukin eeediot trying to come up to me like i'm one of them little girls kmtttttttt
Don:Not that we've met before. What I mean is that you remind me of
all those supermodels on TV
Bella: turn around before i call the police!!(reaching for her mobile phone)
Don: (speaking to himself) kai bayo talk say them like big belly, wetin i do these gals now?! kai 6months now no action this country don tire me o! no so so cold dey caSH me Angry

lol

I wonder why guys are just soooooo desperate!!1

@kaecy, i trust you

Lil bie not all are desperado's pls.

Lil bie not all are desperado's please.

Are you sure. Maybe you didn't read this earlier.

guy: your hair style is nice what attachement did u use, is it lolia expression abi na 3 in 1 or na chinese. ok what colour is this ? color 1 or 2 or 33
because i know color 1 is black

natuarally the girl will trip oo and start smiling how come u know about women and their hair.
and note always look into a girl's eye when your razzling it gives u the edge

girl : how come u know about women so much u must have gotten a lot of sisters or u have many girl friends
guy: well i look around( first lie)

I would have asked the same question.

I did, just not all.

so do you agree now