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Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by Seun(m): 12:18am On Aug 04, 2006
Leave the Uyo girls alone. Their bodies belong to them and they can mess themselves as much as they want!
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by hoodboi(m): 12:56am On Aug 04, 2006
i think i wana go live in Uyo
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by laziebones(f): 10:03am On Aug 04, 2006
GUY:wats up
CHIC:nothing much
GUY:i like to get to know u
CHIC:why
GUY:cos i like u
CHIC:no
GUY:then Bleep out
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by snazzydawn(f): 10:12am On Aug 04, 2006
Of course there are plenty good girls in Uyo
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by michy(f): 11:09am On Aug 04, 2006
Seun:

Leave the Uyo girls alone. Their bodies belong to them and they can mess themselves as much as they want!

hmm its like they service u very well
this one u are talking on their behalf
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by kollyp2000(m): 4:29pm On Aug 05, 2006
Bad approach, i would rather go with:
Hello girl, please accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour first,
After, the response, we can change the subject, lol grin
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by walay: 5:03pm On Aug 05, 2006
Bad approach, i would rather go with:
Hello girl, please accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour first,
After, the response, we can change the subject, lol
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by stephen2(m): 5:42pm On Aug 05, 2006
LOL, THATS AN OLD FASHION BROTHER.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by twinkledew(f): 7:01pm On Aug 05, 2006
I Dislike guys that ask a girl out that way. it is too fake and Unpleasant.

story is OK.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by morolake(f): 9:42pm On Aug 05, 2006
welllll ummm it is a okay story but as a gurl who gets asked out alot i would not like to be asked out like that alot of gurls would not just get in the car with u like that especially if i just met u n i would be insalted if u called me tyra banks she has the biggest forhead and no but n fake hair (sow-in0
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by micolala(m): 1:45am On Aug 06, 2006
Note: fine boy(me), babe(moroneke)

fineboy: hey u yes com here.

babe: who`re u calling like that?

fineboy: I say com u ne dey hear?i go cut ur mouth o!

babe: u`re very stupid.

fineboy; what!look at this girl wey cool down wow wow because i dey call u,wait B .c.o.s i call u!I don date pple like Oprah,Tyra,Omotola u name it,look at,a

man of my caliber,I ve a plane at my backyard,5 jeeps parked in front of my house and u name it buildings everywhere.

babe:OMG am sorry sir(oboy see wetin I wan lose o)sir u`re right am wrong(so many apology).

u don catch ur babe b that.(u`re on ur own from there O).
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by LoverBwoy(m): 5:31am On Aug 07, 2006
Don: Hello lady
Bella: (squeezes face) Hello
Don: Your face looks familiar.
Bella: (still looking disinterested) Don't think we've met before.
Don: Not that we've met before. What I mean is that you remind me of
all those supermodels on TV.

i think she must be very friendly or easy thats depending on where this is

my version will be

Don: hello lady
Bella: what Do i know you?? (screaming ofcourse)
Don:Your face looks familiar. cool
Bella: Mooove man, fcukin eeediot trying to come up to me like i'm one of them little girls kmtttttttt[/color]
Don:Not that we've met before. What I mean is that you remind me of
all those supermodels on TV
Bella: [color=#006600]turn around before i call the police!!(reaching for her mobile phone)

Don: (speaking to himself) kai bayo talk say them like big belly, wetin i do these gals now?! kai 6months now no action this country don tire me o! no so so cold dey ca[b]SH[/b] meĀ  angry
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by LoverBwoy(m): 6:03am On Aug 07, 2006
Erm where is Uyo again grin what state is it in?

hey u look like tyra banks? wtf is that a compliment? shocked
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by faa(f): 12:23pm On Aug 07, 2006
micolala:

Note: fine boy(me), babe(moroneke)

fineboy: hey u yes com here.

babe: who`re u calling like that?

fineboy: I say com u ne dey hear?i go cut your mouth o!

babe: u`re very stupid.

fineboy; what!look at this girl wey cool down wow wow because i dey call u,wait B .c.o.s i call u!I don date people like Oprah,Tyra,Omotola u name it,look at,a

man of my caliber,I ve a plane at my backyard,5 jeeps parked in front of my house and u name it buildings everywhere.

babe:OMG am sorry sir(oboy see wetin I wan lose o)sir u`re right am wrong(so many apology).

u don catch your babe b that.(u`re on your own from there O).

Your approach won't work on a normal girl. If it works she must really be stupid.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by justkunmi(m): 5:24pm On Aug 07, 2006
A very stupid one at that
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by momoney1(m): 7:29am On Aug 08, 2006
Interesting story and a good way to toast a fourteen year old girl hiding affair issues from her mamma, or a month old village girl in a city trying to meet-up. But i must advice every man not to try that with a girl he really want cos he has lose
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by claudia(f): 5:56pm On Aug 08, 2006
Davidylan,
I think your answer is contradictory. how can it degrade a girl to fall for those lines if she likes the person but it's ok for a girl to make the first move
Wetin you mean by say "SHE IS NOT A NIGERIAN" whats wrong with nigerian ladies
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by man2man(m): 1:43pm On Aug 09, 2006
seun are you there
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by man2man(m): 1:44pm On Aug 09, 2006
seun are you there
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by MP007(m): 11:23pm On Aug 09, 2006
come and learn from the master,
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by Nobody: 2:28pm On Aug 10, 2006
simple to razlle a gurl

women luv lies likei keep saying be it truth that is coated with chocolate or be it pure lies

for me when u see a standard wowo girl. just tell her do u knwo u r beautiful

girl: is a lie am not ur trying to deceive me

guy: well ok lets say am the first guy to tell u whihc we both know am not the first but we can say am the first to tell u today

girl: ok thank you

guy: your hair style is nice wat attachement did u use, is it lolia expression abi na 3 in 1 or na chinese. ok wat colour is this ? color 1 or 2 or 33
cos i know color 1 is black

natuarally the girl will trip oo and start smiling how come u know about women and their hair.
and note always look into a girl's eye when ur razzling it gives u the edge

girl : how come u know about women so much u must have gotten a lot of sisters or u have many girl friends
guy: well i look around( first lie)

guy: can i call u some other time if u dont mind.
girl: no problem here is my number
guy: collects number and goes away call her after 2 weeks for a date.

this happens when the girl is real
but if na confirm wowo wey come dey do shakara

guy: his wats ur name would like to know u
girl: snobs
guy : see ur big head cos i come talk to u. u know thank God say fine guy talk to u. u wey wowo take sign signature - "the end of wowo naim be this"
comon give me ur number b4 i slap the wowo comot
grin


i no send u ooo if the girl pour u acid i no dey
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by mekoyo(m): 3:36pm On Aug 10, 2006
Hey y should u ask her to know ur house. there must be something behind that. i agree with ddizzle in that aspect. all u need 2 do ask her if u can see her again and she will tell u where to find her.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by Dvampire(m): 7:17pm On Aug 10, 2006
There's nothing really wrong in the way he approached the girl-after all, the girl 'gree' follow am enter car. He actually used what he had to his advantage. But the question is what about those brothers out there who don't own rides; how dem go do am?
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by micolala(m): 7:31pm On Aug 10, 2006
just kidding with that recent post.
guys ought to b kind when approaching a lady.feel me?
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by sweetberry(f): 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2006
errrrrrrmmmmmmmm no a guy z got 2 be original i mean u luk lyk a supermodel thingy is so old now blah blah blah & lickin ur lips sooooooooooo nut attractive. BE ORIGINAL DO YOUR OWN THANG.
is a guy nut to be a girl friend 4 a lil bit of tym b4 ask her out !!!
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by micolala(m): 11:23pm On Aug 10, 2006
@sweeetberry,
what`s kind and original?Ain't u going to say hi at least or u dint read my post.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by lilbie(f): 12:40pm On Aug 11, 2006
my version will be

Don: hello lady
Bella: what Do i know you?? (screaming ofcourse)
Don:Your face looks familiar. Cool
Bella: Mooove man, fcukin eeediot trying to come up to me like i'm one of them little girls kmtttttttt
Don:Not that we've met before. What I mean is that you remind me of
all those supermodels on TV
Bella: turn around before i call the police!!(reaching for her mobile phone)
Don: (speaking to himself) kai bayo talk say them like big belly, wetin i do these gals now?! kai 6months now no action this country don tire me o! no so so cold dey caSH me Angry

lol cheesy

I wonder why guys are just soooooo desperate!!1
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by otokx(m): 2:45pm On Aug 11, 2006
@kaecy, i trust you
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by micolala(m): 9:46pm On Aug 11, 2006
Lil bie not all are desperado's pls.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by lilbie(f): 11:36pm On Aug 11, 2006
Lil bie not all are desperado's please.
Are you sure. Maybe you didn't read this earlier.

guy: your hair style is nice what attachement did u use, is it lolia expression abi na 3 in 1 or na chinese. ok what colour is this ? color 1 or 2 or 33
because i know color 1 is black

natuarally the girl will trip oo and start smiling how come u know about women and their hair.
and note always look into a girl's eye when your razzling it gives u the edge

girl : how come u know about women so much u must have gotten a lot of sisters or u have many girl friends
guy: well i look around( first lie)

I would have asked the same question.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by micolala(m): 11:47pm On Aug 11, 2006
I did, just not all.
Re: Is This How To Ask A Girl Out? by lilbie(f): 1:02am On Aug 12, 2006
cheesy so do you agree now

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