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'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 9:42pm On Sep 29, 2008
I officially open this casino where you can bring your grievances/complaints, talk about anything interesting whether true or false, brag about wat we dont have. If you have a problem with anyone this is the place to let it all out, if you wanna gossip, bring it on! Everyone is welcome except the geeky ones , otherwise the rest of us can always meet here and talk about each other over a few rounds of tequila, and the most expensive wines and spirits! Meet me tammy the president of this whole thing and other members being cbase, dani, gabry, mykali, studio,agaba, romade, clemcy,tyty,show b, sam m, others can join but you have to be single, pass the bank account test, and a list of who you know at a personal level in the world of the rich and famous! One must show his/her prowness in playing poker and snooker! Dresscode in the casino: ladies: micro mini black leather skirts, with big red belts and a black leather bra, and red six inch stilleto heel shoes. Gents: tight black leather pants and white vests with black leather shoes! Both genders can only wear pure gold, diamonds, emeralds and rubies, no silver please it looks like alluminium. our motto: we are royalty! N.B: 1. membership fee: a 30 seater jet with a gdlooking cabin crew. 2. You cannot gamble less than a million dollars, cash please! Finally i welcome you all to 'CASINO de ELEGANCE!'
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Gabry(f): 3:18am On Sep 30, 2008
Na waaa ohhh. . . . . I am born simple how I fit join this club ?
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by JazzyJ(f): 3:33am On Sep 30, 2008
nah. u r not simple. u make money by fartin. PRUTTTTT>>> n here comes the money flowing in.
so unfair! depending on how long u pull ur fart. d longer d more money. 1 second fart comes in 10,000 naira abi? shocked
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Jeovy(m): 5:08am On Sep 30, 2008
very funny

I just have a problem with you tammy
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Gabry(f): 6:06am On Sep 30, 2008
Jeovy, whats your problem with Tammy now? Hope its nothign serious ohhh. . . undecided
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Jeovy(m): 6:07am On Sep 30, 2008
Amebo,wetin concern you
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Gabry(f): 6:19am On Sep 30, 2008
Wetin concern me? Well, Tammy is ma friend ohhh. . . And since you mention it, I'm sure when she sees your post, she will come and ask you and you would have to answer her eventually. So common bobo, tell me nna. grin
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 10:22am On Sep 30, 2008
Yeah jeovy wats the problem with me, you are in the right place, feel free, by the way would u like to be a member? Bring the jet by 8.00pm tonight! So speak up wats the problem?
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 10:29am On Sep 30, 2008
Latest members jeovy and jazzy!
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by romsky: 10:42am On Sep 30, 2008
abeg i go fit go home with my cash and complete clothes after d whole show grin
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Kays1(m): 12:16pm On Sep 30, 2008
Jeovy and Jazzy latest ?? Some girls are sick
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2008
Sick of what? Dont even dream it you aint joining us, you are what i had in mind when i said the geeky ones cant join!
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by romsky: 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2008
tammy on dat u got 100% of ma vote
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 12:26pm On Sep 30, 2008
Thanks sweety!mwah mwah mwah.
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by romsky: 12:27pm On Sep 30, 2008
wink
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 12:29pm On Sep 30, 2008
Ooooooh!
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Kays1(m): 12:34pm On Sep 30, 2008
Umm i no fit park sheet oo for who dey laugh like mumu
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by romsky: 12:37pm On Sep 30, 2008
crap filled
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 1:12pm On Sep 30, 2008
Whea is this kay slowpoke from? He def aint frm naija or s.a, geez! Is the guy ok? Who confuses a bedsheet with sh*t! Get checked ma man!
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by mykali(m): 1:33pm On Sep 30, 2008
tammy. dont mind the guy. just tell the bouncers cbase and info to throw him out of here. or u set the dogs on him. angry
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by romsky: 1:36pm On Sep 30, 2008
gud selection of d boys
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by mykali(m): 2:02pm On Sep 30, 2008
yes of course. we dont need wacko's in the gentlemans club. cool
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by romsky: 2:06pm On Sep 30, 2008
problem is kay$ hapins to be d cousin of info
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by manickal(m): 2:21pm On Sep 30, 2008
tammy, u need a handsome bobo like me i the casino. so, i hereby apply.
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Scopium: 2:46pm On Sep 30, 2008
[size=13pt]This casino must have a fart lounge where you gamble with. . . . . is Gab there?[/size]
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by Gabry(f): 2:59pm On Sep 30, 2008
Na waa ohhh. . .
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 4:11pm On Sep 30, 2008
Latest members: manickal and scopium! We already hav a fart lounge, the sofas there are fart sensitive, they detect it before it comes and ensures that its extremely comfortable for the farter and leaves the a.ss smelling fresher than when it did b4 the fart came! Ask gaby 4 details! Anymore questions?
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 5:14pm On Sep 30, 2008
Oh 4 sex maniacs like infobaba, we got it all figured out! Come and c for yourself.
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by toluxa1(m): 5:15pm On Sep 30, 2008
Meaningless thread. Twseeee angry
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by tammyswits(f): 5:45pm On Sep 30, 2008
Go rot in hell you piece of sh*t, just say you lack creativity, bouncers get rid of this ekwikwi!
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by dani1luv: 7:38pm On Sep 30, 2008
tammyswits:

Go rot in hell you piece of sh*t, just say you lack creativity, bouncers get rid of this ekwikwi!

tammy baby yhu no good oo

toluxa1:

Meaningless thread. Twseeee angry
yhu bi mumu yhu no get work
Re: 'casino De Elegance' by studio43(m): 7:55pm On Sep 30, 2008
guyz make una give me small time first make i quickly complete the house wey i dey build for my village abeg wink grin

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