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Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 12:41pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to handle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" " I found the remote," he mumbled. he dry ? |
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 12:52pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
i can bet d world it was u |
Re: Loving Marriage by mykali(m): 1:00pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
info, see how u dey torture ya wife. |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 1:12pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
@ mykali I taught u was my frd @ romade Why me |
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 1:42pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
cos i know dat is just u no carricature |
Re: Loving Marriage by mykali(m): 1:46pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
@info i am still ur friend oh. but why must u arouse iyawo. and after everything, u just leave her to suffer in pleasure. e no good oh. |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 1:57pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
See them, they are here to destroy what god has joined together Sombori help |
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 1:59pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
wat has a god joined 2geda cos i know it aint God above |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 2:33pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
Heaven is my witness |
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 2:34pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
metinksuprotesttumuch |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 2:39pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
Incantations? it won't work |
Re: Loving Marriage by manickal(m): 2:42pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
lol. power pass power. |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 2:47pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
I be Pako super sack |
Re: Loving Marriage by Scopium: 3:03pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
[size=13pt]What in the world was the remote doing at that region of the woman's body? [/size] |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 3:28pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
Wait till you also get married |
Re: Loving Marriage by Arcani: 5:11pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
I hope you wont do that to me o Info mii? |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 5:48pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
Haba!, We don pass that kin levels na |
Re: Loving Marriage by skipo87(m): 6:56pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
Re: Loving Marriage by dani1luv: 7:22pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
hehehehehehehe |
Re: Loving Marriage by jaymobb(m): 8:14pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
wetin dey make dis bushman laff |
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 12:42am On Oct 01, 2008 |
skipo87: Don't get it twisted. Love is a beautiful thing dani1luv: Why you dey imitate Old aged man laughter? |
Re: Loving Marriage by newdeal(m): 1:13pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
where Oga Sam Milla wey dey marry wives any how? make e come see one way traffic! |
Re: Loving Marriage by mykali(m): 2:22pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
oga sammy is busy in his harem. do not disturb. ---- harem guard. |
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 12:55pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
harem guard my foot u be valet+gardner+mai guard in short WALTER OF 2ND CHANCE |
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