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Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 12:41pm On Sep 30, 2008
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the misses felt her husband begin to handle her in ways he hadn't in

quite
some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders

and
neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over

her
lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently

over
her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

" I found the remote," he mumbled. lipsrsealed

he dry ?
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 12:52pm On Sep 30, 2008
i can bet d world it was u
Re: Loving Marriage by mykali(m): 1:00pm On Sep 30, 2008
info, see how u dey torture ya wife. grin
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 1:12pm On Sep 30, 2008
@ mykali

I taught u was my frd 


@ romade

Why me   angry
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 1:42pm On Sep 30, 2008
cos i know dat is just u no carricature grin
Re: Loving Marriage by mykali(m): 1:46pm On Sep 30, 2008
@info

i am still ur friend oh. but why must u arouse iyawo. and after everything, u just leave her to suffer in pleasure. e no good oh. cheesy
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 1:57pm On Sep 30, 2008
See them, they are here to destroy what god has joined together


Sombori help shocked shocked shocked cry
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 1:59pm On Sep 30, 2008
wat has a god joined 2geda cos i know it aint God above grin
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 2:33pm On Sep 30, 2008
Heaven is my witness  tongue
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 2:34pm On Sep 30, 2008
metinksuprotesttumuch
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 2:39pm On Sep 30, 2008
Incantations? shocked it won't work tongue
Re: Loving Marriage by manickal(m): 2:42pm On Sep 30, 2008
lol. power pass power. grin
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 2:47pm On Sep 30, 2008
I be Pako super sack wink
Re: Loving Marriage by Scopium: 3:03pm On Sep 30, 2008
[size=13pt]What in the world was the remote doing at that region of the woman's body? undecided undecided[/size]
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 3:28pm On Sep 30, 2008
Wait till you also get married
Re: Loving Marriage by Arcani: 5:11pm On Sep 30, 2008
I hope you wont do that to me o Info mii?
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 5:48pm On Sep 30, 2008
Haba!, We don pass that kin levels na wink
Re: Loving Marriage by skipo87(m): 6:56pm On Sep 30, 2008
angry
Re: Loving Marriage by dani1luv: 7:22pm On Sep 30, 2008
hehehehehehehe cheesy
Re: Loving Marriage by jaymobb(m): 8:14pm On Sep 30, 2008
wetin dey make dis bushman laff
Re: Loving Marriage by MrInfo1(m): 12:42am On Oct 01, 2008
skipo87:

angry

Don't get it twisted. Love is a beautiful thing wink

dani1luv:

hehehehehehehe cheesy

Why you dey imitate Old aged man laughter? undecided
Re: Loving Marriage by newdeal(m): 1:13pm On Oct 01, 2008
where Oga Sam Milla wey dey marry wives any how? make e come see one way traffic! grin
Re: Loving Marriage by mykali(m): 2:22pm On Oct 01, 2008
oga sammy is busy in his harem. do not disturb. ---- harem guardcool
Re: Loving Marriage by romsky: 12:55pm On Oct 03, 2008
harem guard my foot u be valet+gardner+mai guard in short WALTER OF 2ND CHANCE

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