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Seated Next To Black Man by agaba123(m): 12:09am On Oct 01, 2008
Seated next to black man
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."

The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.

"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class. I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.

"It is unusual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."

She turned to the black guy & said,

"Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.

Hahahahahaha.
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by agaba123(m): 12:21am On Oct 01, 2008
like this?
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Arcani: 1:52pm On Oct 01, 2008
agaba123:

like this?
undecided undecided What I say,hmmmm, no, its not really funny, more of a fate or luck story not funny.--- You asked for opinion o. wink
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by mykali(m): 2:39pm On Oct 01, 2008
serves her right, stupid old witch. angry angry angry
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 2:40pm On Oct 01, 2008
My God. . . You're vexing. . . undecided First time Ive seen in ma life. . .
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Arcani: 2:42pm On Oct 01, 2008
Welcome back Gabrywyl
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by agaba123(m): 3:48pm On Oct 01, 2008
Arcani
You are free to say your mind.

Who cares about what white woman says. The blacks also discriminate grin grin
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 4:11pm On Oct 01, 2008
Oh yes Agaba, my father told me that story and its true. It really did happen.

I know everyone on earth do discriminate but to be honest, I just feel like the blacks have been more discriminated more. Like in Malaysia here, I see itr the way people stare at my friends and housemates and the way the police and immigration treats them is way off limits.

I just wish that all people from walks of life would just realize that we are all made from God and that we bleed the same way. . . .

Thanks Arcani but when I'm here, you are gone ohhh. . . sad
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by idupaul: 4:19pm On Oct 01, 2008
my father told me that story and its true. It really did happen
.

did it? then it must have happened on all the airlines in this world, because av heard diff versions of it
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 4:24pm On Oct 01, 2008
Really? Whats your version?
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by idupaul: 4:29pm On Oct 01, 2008
The same version but the name of the airline invovled just kips changing.
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by agaba123(m): 4:29pm On Oct 01, 2008
gab

Discrimination is a primitive natural instinct. It takes a higher animal to overcome it.

In the UK here, the English calls the Scottish inferior beings, they hate the french etc.

In Nigeria, it is tribe against tribe.
Inside a tribe, some think they are better.

Everything depends mostly on your level of accomplishment.

If the black nations will quit bad governance and treat there subjects like human beings, they will be respected.
If you are poor, there is always scorn for the poor.
In the 80s, the British were begging Nigerians to get British Passsport when £1 was = N2.  Everyone was living good, but now things have changed, same with the level of crime. They are not going to get anything ftrom you, they will give you so they don't want you.

Malaysiagot their palm seedlings from Nigeria and today they do better than Nigeria in palm oil export.
Never get worried.

One cannot make me inferior or feel inferior unless I give him the permission to do so
If you add quality to your life, you will be valued and be treated with respect.
However that will not change automatically because their competition and the person who thinks he is superior will always want to be there.

One cannot hide the truth forever
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 4:32pm On Oct 01, 2008
I am tired of all of this nonsense ohhh. . . . . Whats the point? Everyone will die eventually. . .
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by agaba123(m): 4:37pm On Oct 01, 2008
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=177340.msg2877890#msg2877890
Look at that thread
It is black man calling another black man second class citizen.

why will you blame the white?

what is the difference?
Guilty of the same offence.

Just be sure of who you are and move on.
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 4:39pm On Oct 01, 2008
Agaba, I am not blaming anybody. Im just blaming in general of those whome discriminate others. Why would they do that considering that we all are made from the same God and we bleed the same way and we all will die eventually. Thats all I am saying ohhh
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by agaba123(m): 5:25pm On Oct 01, 2008
oK NO WAHALA
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by MrInfo1(m): 8:21pm On Oct 01, 2008
What abt palava ?
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by tammyswits(f): 8:33pm On Oct 01, 2008
Funny but why s.a, why not nigeria?
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by agaba123(m): 10:29pm On Oct 01, 2008
cos SA has professional racists
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 2:10am On Oct 02, 2008
Agaba, what is pavala?
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by romsky: 9:20am On Oct 02, 2008
Gabry its palava d younger broda of wahala
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 9:37am On Oct 02, 2008
Oh I seee. . . I did not know these things have brothers and sisters. WHere the mother and father at?
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by tammyswits(f): 9:53am On Oct 02, 2008
@agaba: thats true oo but it aint that much these days!
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Trills(m): 10:14am On Oct 02, 2008
Why all this boring column angry
Please go read a book and come up with something better angry
Cheers
Thanks for wasting ten (10) seconds of my life
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 10:15am On Oct 02, 2008
Why dont you start something refreshing than? Let us all hear it.  smiley
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Arcani: 11:32am On Oct 02, 2008
gabrywyl:

Why you start something refreshing than? Let us all hear it. smiley
Abi o
Trills:

Why all this boring column angry
Please go read a book and come up with something better angry
Cheers
Thanks for wasting ten (10) seconds of my life
Besides nobody wasted any seconds of your life, no be you dey read post
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by clemcykul(f): 12:06pm On Oct 02, 2008
sensible post
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by MrInfo1(m): 9:06pm On Oct 02, 2008
So far ? none
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by sylve11: 3:57pm On Oct 06, 2008
gabrywyl:

Oh I seee. . . I did not know these things have brothers and sisters. WHere the mother and father at?

na truth?
Re: Seated Next To Black Man by Gabry(f): 4:00pm On Oct 06, 2008
what truth?

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