There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this
little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a
newspaper.

The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A
bird."The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.When he wakes up, he
is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and
asks, "What happened?"The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach
and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl"

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find
any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was
talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She
answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I
played with his bird.

After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and
smashed its 2 eggs.

hahahahahahaha. . . . . .

m still laffin!!!

@Moyola
You must be very wicked

wicked?!!!

wt do u expect d gurl 2 do when

KunleOshob:


After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and
smashed its 2 eggs.

hehehe. . . . . .

Ye, what can I say

@Moyola
is dat what you would do if a smilar bird should spit at you _{men go dey run from you OH!!!!!}

lmao

I'm so pweety

I'm so pweety

I'm so pweety, so pweety, thats meeeeeee. . . . .

KunleOshob:

@Moyola
is that what you would do if a smilar bird should spit at you _{men go dey run from you OH!!!!!}

@ all,

d£y will alwayz cUmm bck 4 mur!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehe!

lol

Ma roof, I dey oh.
How na?

@ All those of you that are laughing at the poor man, you must all be very wicked, can't you show some pity??

no i personally cant!

Dont mind me, I am always online but Invisible

clemcykul:

no i personally can't!

You should, the poor man was sleeping. It is not as if he went to harrass the little girl

Scopium:

[size=13pt]I'm good, don't see you online these days.[/size]

Arcani:

don't mind me, I am always online but Invisible

@ arcani & scopium
No toasting in the jokes section, you can carry your romance to the romance section

Uncle Kunle, why you be mean ohhh. . . .

KunleOshob:

@ All those of you that are laughing at the poor man, you must all be very wicked, can't you show some pity??

eyah!!!

poor man!!!

i feel ur pain. . .

make I complete my laugh abeg

@Jeovy
It could happen to you.

Tell him ohh. .

I hope it happens to jeovy

never,my weewee don't like a birdie,
ask clems

KunleOshob:

@ arcani & scopium
No toasting in the jokes section, you can carry your romance to the romance section

Hey, hey, no make me say something o

Arcani:

Hey, hey, no make me say something o

can you now speak?,that means she has been healed.Is a miracle