A plane was about to crash and there were only
four parachutes in the plane.
Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first
person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and left. The
second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second parachute and left. The third was
President Jonathan
and he said: " I'm the smartest president
in the world so I can't die now, my people still
need me". So he took one and left. Then it was
left with Pope
Francis and a little school girl. The Pope
said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for
you". The little girl replied no need for
that "there are
two parachutes left. The Pope asked her:
"how come?" The little girl replied: "the
Nigerian president took my school bag".
Please don't laugh
alone ooooo