Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life! > Your EX-Wife

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Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.

But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Sthupid yet Smart Husband

USed joke

And? I dont see it around hia

chk 2005/2006 section

CHEI! You werent born that time

As in i wasn't born again that time

infobaba:

As in i wasn't born again that time

Yeah Yeah boy

U NEED TO BE _{BORN AGAIN AGAIN}

I say we burn down this thread!

Lysaa. Nansense!

We all love this thread

excluding my humble self

cant you just show your support

i can, dats wen am thru wid my weed

ok Clem lite this place up. . blaze up! booyaka!

why are your teeths like that, were u born to be this way?

haaaaaaaba

dont u no the story

i heard from a confirm souce that
iyssa looks like ur father.
and that is because Iyssa's mother use
to come and take photographs in ur fathers
studio those days anyway that what i heard sha!

thanks gb.ure always interesting

but why aint u interesting?

Of course she is interesting. Clems, you got bad taste hia.

bad belle pple no like d joke

yes pluse u

used joke

at least she has rivived the dead- miracle 

Ezekiel of our time, hailings!

Scopium:

[size=13pt]This is the funniest joke I've ever seen! [/size]

Thank you na. Youre the best.

ituen:

used joke

Ituen, considering to the fact that I respect you as the senior on this section, I forgive you oh

lysaa:

at least she has rivived the dead- miracle

Ezekiel of our time, hailings!

Lysaa, who died?

gabrywyl:

Thank you na. Youre the best.

Ituen, considering to the fact that I respect you as the senior on this section, I forgive you oh

I was just joking babe

Yes oh. You always have. Thats why they call you one of the King of Jokes hia.

Thanks Lady,

But not because u havent brushed u r mouth doenst give u enough excuse not to greet me properly with a kiss

she couldnt greet u wid a kiss, becuss ur mouth also stinks

hi fellas

nice joke there gaby