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Best Range Of Slaps By Yoruba Mothers by ajayifemi04: 11:26am On Jul 04, 2014
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. (In Nigeria)Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. This slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT) God bless our parents for the good.... My dear brodas and 6tas, if u've never experience any of this before, u need to go bak to ur mother, tell her dat u want to be born again

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