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Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by equlibrium(m): 7:31am On Oct 07, 2008
Please read below to know and tell us your level:

1. If every morning after you wake up, your folks give you a hug and a kiss before sending you off to school, then you might be an AJEBOTA. But if them toss you beta slap for not kneeling down or prostrating "properly", you are definitely PAKO! Like my guy wey im papa ask am one day; NA GREET YOU DEY GREET ME ABI YOU DEY TRY CATSH SHICKEN?

2. If as a young lady, before you even dare stepping outside you put on at least a pair of jeans and a T-shirt with a face cap on with matching sneakers, you could pass for an AJEBOTA. But if you repeatedly nonchalantly tie only wrapper round your chest, u throway leg inside foam slippers and waka go Mama Bomboy kiosk to buy maggi seasoning cube, your PAKONESS don attain xtra height.

3. If your folks, perhaps through an exclusive Country Club, introduced you to a variety of sports like cricket, golf or polo, we would agree that you're an AJEBOTA. But if motor don avoid jamming u repeatedly from either playing "ten-ten", "su-way" or "set (5 per side soccer)", no long thing when I just say u be HEAVY PAKO.

4. If your clothes were bought exclusively from abroad and you were wearing the latest and most popular name brands that made everybody else wonder, I will classify you as an AJEBOTA. But whereby you specialize for "Boskona" (trying your clothes in a makeshift stall before you purchase) pricing, you are HEAVILY ENPAKIATED.

5. If you were the type to get dropped in school and picked up by a driver designated to do so by your parents, I'll qualify you as an AJEBOTA. But if you hold world record of flying "DANFO" and "MOLUE a.k.a. FUNKY TRAIN" in motion or jumping down before them even match brake and you no dey ever wound, I HAIL YOUR PAKO STANDS.

6. If you were familiar and current with the latest things in vogue, I'll rate you as an AJEBOTA. But if the 1st day you see person wear NIKE chucks and you begin wonder why im put yoruba girl name untop am, PAKOISM don skatta your head.

7. If you ever toasted a girl/guy speaking perfect Queens English with the latest "fo-ne" slangs and acting "all cool", I think you fall into the AJEBOTA category. But if your type dey approach babe/bobo with tribal mark wey no even sabi ordinary "is & was", you con mix am with your very strong and conk native dialect and you still dey try to show yourself with "ibon (bad English)" for the small grammar wey you think say you know, you are genetically enPAKIlised.

8. If you either have a dry cleaner that picks up your family clothing and returns them washed, ironed and folded, or maybe you personally take them there to get the same job done, or you have a washing machine in the house and maid who finalizes the rest part, we'll fit you into the AJEBOTA clan. But then, if you dey use one full iron bucket of OMO to soak your "cloth (plural for cloth in pidgin)", den u spread untop concrete-slab for "super scrub" with Kongi soap to hustle that troublesome collar, dip in back & forth until e turn to milk colour, hand-squeeze am with your upper bodi facing 1 direction while d cloth face d opposite direction, snap and flap d cloth in mid-air like 15 times to discharge (remove) d wrinkles before u use "wooden peg" to hold am for back-yard rope or better yet, lay am over your corrugated iron fence, NNA MENNNNNNNNN, your PAKO level don nearly cross perfect 10!!!!!!!!

9. If you happen to do emergency laundry for an outfit you need to wear in a very short while, you pop it into a dryer and hit buttons to get it ready, some how, some way, you're an AJEBOTA. But if after washing, u squeeze it out, carry towel, roll am inside d towel and another person dey d other end make una for pull with force to drain d water come outside (what we refer to as "TOWEL DRYING" in KC), and den finally u use your coal iron steam-dry am, u be PAKO oooooo!!!!

10. If every summer after school your idea of a holiday is looking forward to yet another trip to Jand or Yankee, you are an in-born AJEBOTA. But if u begin jump up because say una dey go village for New Yam Festival and hunting seasons dey coincide, hence u fit finally throway your "Egungun" outfit and flex d new 1, no vex when I say u be PAKO.


Footnote: So what is wrong in being PAKO? The lessons of life are in the end on the street,



Warning:if PAKO changes,it can become BOTA, but if BOTA changes, na PAKO,
tongue tongue tongue
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by ituen(m): 7:56am On Oct 07, 2008
copy and paste

Even too long for copy and paste
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by equlibrium(m): 8:04am On Oct 07, 2008
tank u. . .
bloody pako!!!
grin grin grin
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by MrInfo1(m): 8:04am On Oct 07, 2008
Thanks for the movie script
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by ituen(m): 8:07am On Oct 07, 2008
What a way to start his day

HEHEHEHEHEHE grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 8:13am On Oct 07, 2008
I be Ajepako night time and Ajebota day time and in between, I be ajepakobota
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by showbobo(m): 8:31am On Oct 07, 2008
gabrywyl:

I be Ajepako night time and Ajebota day time and in between, I be ajepakobota
cheesy grin cheesy grin Iya were
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 8:32am On Oct 07, 2008
Wetin be Iya were?
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by bintab(f): 8:51am On Oct 07, 2008
mama wey dey craze/mad
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 8:52am On Oct 07, 2008
Who dey craze?
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by bintab(f): 8:58am On Oct 07, 2008
Na  gabrywhl showbobo they refers to.
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 9:01am On Oct 07, 2008
So u mean showbobo is calling you craze? undecided
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Oct 07, 2008
na craze man na
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by bintab(f): 10:32am On Oct 07, 2008
gabrywhl,abeg you see the reply from showbobo,he say you dey craze. whalahi no be lie at all,you are very much crazy.God go deliver you. you wey dey change like camelion how people no go refer to you as a crazy person .For morning you be ajebota and at night na ajepako which kain person they change like that if no be schizo.
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by princesa(f): 10:35am On Oct 07, 2008
ituen:

copy and paste

Even too long for copy and paste

the dude cant even copy correctly
whats all those long essay for??
nothing angry
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by clemcykul(f): 11:12am On Oct 07, 2008
jokes forum
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by princesa(f): 11:15am On Oct 07, 2008
clemcykul:

jokes forum
. . . . needs rehabilitation
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 1:47pm On Oct 07, 2008
bintab:

gabrywhl,abeg you see the reply from showbobo,he say you dey craze. whalahi no be lie at all,you are very much crazy.God go deliver you. you wey dey change like camelion how people no go refer to you as a crazy person .For morning you be ajebota and at night na ajepako which kain person they change like that if no be schizo.

Havent you heard da news? We are all from Mugu Land so what da difference now? grin
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Jeovy(m): 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2008
your mugu combine with craze,don't you get it?
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 1:56pm On Oct 07, 2008
And so are you but yours is worse.

Yours be Mugu + Craze + Amebo
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by romsky: 2:03pm On Oct 07, 2008
abeg which round una dey grin
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 2:03pm On Oct 07, 2008
I am pweety + sexy grin
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by romsky: 2:11pm On Oct 07, 2008
who dey deceive u
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 2:12pm On Oct 07, 2008
Jeovy angry
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by clemcykul(f): 2:19pm On Oct 07, 2008
beat the cool and the gangs out of him
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by romsky: 2:23pm On Oct 07, 2008
yeye refree
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by princesa(f): 11:26am On Oct 08, 2008
anyone who beats gaby 4 me deserves a treat wink
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by clemcykul(f): 2:04pm On Oct 09, 2008
no one will do dat.

gabie is ok, let her be!
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by izeek(m): 2:21pm On Oct 09, 2008
@post
if u are in a hurry to notice the little diff btw ajebo's and paki,
then u are a wanna be ajepaki.

@ all,
who ever notices tha gabryl knows too naija yans much to be a foreigner?
and she acts kinda boy/girl.
seriously u dey lie. u be full naija.
cos even if ur bf teaches all them stuff u cant even know certain things u know now.
and it beats me cos u seem to know them fucking well.
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by MrInfo1(m): 2:34pm On Oct 09, 2008
Whatever undecided
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by clemcykul(f): 2:45pm On Oct 09, 2008
we all knoe the truth
but it pays to play along sometimes
Re: Are You An Ajebota Or Ajepako? by Gabry(f): 3:11pm On Oct 09, 2008
izeek:

@ all,
who ever notices tha gabryl knows too naija yans much to be a foreigner?
and she acts kind of boy/girl.
seriously u dey lie. u be full naija.
because even if ur boyfriend teaches all them stuff u can't even know certain things u know now.
and it beats me because u seem to know them fucking well.

So youre saying that I lied about my nationality? What are you trying to say? And for your information, Nigeria is not the only country which I know of ohh. I am good at France, Switzrland, China and Korea as well. . . . .

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