Living in typical igbo town such as Aba or Onitsha is quite fun with the kind of hilarious quotes that you hear on daily basis. These are the ones i can remember for now:

1. Hapu ihe e dere na moto banye moto (Leave what is written on a motor and enter motor)
Meaning: Taking action is a priority over having details or previous knowledge

2. Kee ncha bu omo? (Which soap is omo?)
Meaning: How far? or What's up?

3. Onye m ga-egbuli m ga rio chineke ka o nyere m aka? (One i can defeat do i still need to beg God for help?)
Meaning: Self explanatary

4. Gaa washington ka ha washia nti gi (Go to washington so your ear can be washed)
Meaning: Told to a deaf ear

5. Agbacha oso a gwuo mile (After the race, the miles or distance covered is calculated)
Meaning: Being reflective after a difficult task

6. Ogaracha must come back (He who wanders away must come back)
Meaning: You can not totally shy away from your responsiblities

Do we have Aba or Onitcha or other Igbo boys boys here? Please let's keep it rolling...

:-) where HILARY and PIOUS dey for the quotes

Ashawo gbaharicha okaga achokwa di. If prostitute waka finish she go still find husband


Ejii ro ututu amanjo afia- you can't judge that a market would be bad in the morning. Translation ones future can't be determined by a bad start


Achorom itapiasi pino pino a--- I wan. Knack dis gal

Agbisi GBA otule omuru ako. If ant bite person n.yash the pesin go learn lesson

Ukwu Sara mbara n'adi m nma. Large waist/hip is good for my body


Ejiro ogologo amu ama ike nwoke. A man's strenght cannot be determined by a the length of his p.e.n.i..s..

Ogologo Mimi ka eji aka dimkpa. A big man is noticed/known by the size of his nose



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Nni bu ndu
Translation: food is life
Meaning: an empty stomach can lead to early grave.

Mmanụ akara dị ụtọ onye ratụ ibe ya aratụ.
Oil from aka is very sweet, one leaks it and let's another do.
Meaning, one by one, or rotational, or take turns to do something.
Representing Isinweke.

Ha na-asi na oku gbara Father I na-aju ma o gbakwara ma afuonu ya (It being rumoured that a Reverend Father got burnt and you are there asking if his beards also got burnt)


Meaning: Talking about the important and you are there talking something stupid or of less importance

No 6. I Think it's Agaracha must come back. Not Ogaracha.

Kedu ife n'eme n'Emene..

Really don't understand how to write it in Igbo, but there's this one that says: "A goat owned by two people sleeps outside"...advises against joint partnership.

Ka ana achu aja, ka ikpe n' amah ndi mmuo. Translation_ let's keep sacrificing, let the gods take the blame. Moral_Do you part to avoid the blame

iti go aka na tipper bu aja meaning u have hit u hand na tipper bu aja

Just to add that all the quotes are usually preceded by "Nnaaaa"

Achoro m e ma, m choro e ma, m jee na nke emma, jee mara emma

I was here

jude2011: iti go aka na tipper bu aja meaning u have hit u hand na tipper bu aja

Are you for real?

jude2011: iti go aka na tipper bu aja meaning u have hit u hand na tipper bu aja

Are you for real?

akpiri na akpo mu nku - my throat is calling me firewood.

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Nnaa! Egwu adiro atu afo, oburu uzo

Translation in pidgin- fear no dey catch bele, na him make am am de front.

Meaning- no shaking or no matter the risk involved, man must attempt

Nnaaa! Egbugom ozu!

Translation- Guy I don kill!

Meaning- Guy I don hammer or I don make am!

[b][/b][b][/b]onwere oge mbe no na okorobia? was d tortoise ever a young boy?.

EJIRO AMU EYI ASHAWO EGWU..no size of joystick can scare a prostitute.

Ikem na ikei wu òli
Means- you and I are one

Odogwu aburo guy name.
Onye ruo uka, ofu n'anya.
Onye egburu,agbaa be ya oku.
Onye gbaa oso, mma ya!

Onye kwa OP I take God beg you please stop all this ENGLIGBO Jare

Nwanne notin mega.

Oga oburo pitfanda wa nakpo ya pathfinder....meaning, its not called pitfanda but pathfinder. The Oga replied the driver he said.. Emeka thanks for your correction. You know the name, I own the car

Okro anaghi eto kari onye kuru ya (The okro cannot grow taller than the planter).

Meaning: No matter how elevated you get in life, you can't superceed the hand that groomed you (as they can still call you to order).

Lol

Bertbert: Mma otu bu aji..(The hairs around the puci is the beauty of the puci).

This is hilarious