Mcowubaba: M CHORO igbuo ncha.....I want to Vomit soap

For real!! You want to vomit soap Hahaha, languages don't translate perfectly with English

chidyhels: who was ur igbo teacher? Lol

oya correct it for me

Hausa abata Awka.
(hausa ppl hv entered Awka)
meaning: danger is at d corner.
Origin: during d civil war wen federal troops captured Awka. A town famous in blacksmith and d centre of weapon manufacturing for d Biafrans

nwanyi digodi ka enwe, Ihe uto di ya n'ukwu

Even if a lady is as ugly as a monkey, something sweet is on her waist.

krall: oya correct it for me

Kama o ga ado n'ite, ya doro n'afo

Ozu nwere ehe na-aga mortuary. Translation: It is the corpse that has time that goes to the mortuary.(otherwise they are buried the same day).meaning: i don't have your time.

chuxyz: Ha na-asi na oku gbara Father I na-aju ma o gbakwara ma afuonu ya (It being rumoured that a Reverend Father got burnt and you are there asking if his beards also got burnt)


Meaning: Talking about the important and you are there talking something stupid or of less importance

In Rick Ross Voice, 'We talking Money, You talking Nonsense.'
Nice Proverb

"Onweghi ihe mgbawara mere ikpu" (there is nothing the crack did to the vagi-na). Meaning there is nothing bad about the situation.

chidyhels: Kama o ga ado n'ite, ya doro n'afo

you should have been my teacher instead

Mma nwayi bu ara gwuoto...meaning d beauty of a woman is her standing breast...

Ma nwoke anuhu nmaya, owu mmiri ara nwanyi ka oga anu? Translation: If u say a man shouldn't drink alcohol, is it breast milk dat he will drink?

broadminded: Really don't understand how to write it in Igbo, but there's this one that says: "A goat owned by two people sleeps outside"...advises against joint partnership.

Ewu oha n'enye nri, aguo na-egbu ya.

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In Rick Ross Voice, 'We talking Money, You talking Nonsense.'
Nice Proverb[/quote ]in busta rhmes voice;;;this is Arab money!

Onye aguu na agu, ana ekwe Alleluia?

Meaning.. Does a hungry man shout Alleuia

Aadewals: ;DMaybe, better understood in Igbo launguage
Can't see any humor in the English translation o...lol

ewu ghana

Kpu m isi akpuru de John. English- barb my hair the way you barbed uncle John's own.
It is used to remind someone that it is not everything that suits his/her neighbour will be good for he/she.

Mmiri doro na eju doro nwa nkita.

meaning : A duty dodged today is a debt you must pay tomorrow.

Mcowubaba: M CHORO igbuo ncha.....I want to Vomit soap

It simply means that You Want To Masturbate.

I said Mastur.bate not self-service.

Ndi Igbo kwenu!!!

jude2011: iti go aka na tipper bu aja meaning u have hit u hand na tipper bu aja

Meaning : Wasted effort

1. Ahia onye ma ka oga azu - the market you know is where you will always go.
2. Okwom na azu ukwum na akpu na ala hapum kam ji ukwum gaba. - your backing me while my legs drags on the ground please allow me work with my own legs.
3. Ukwu n aga wam wam, anya n ele zam zam ga ahu ya - the leg that walks wam wam the eye that looks zam zam will always see it.
4. Onye eze ya putara ihe bu onye eze okpotokpo - the one that his teeth protrudes is the one that has long teeth.
6. Egbe bere ugo bere nke si ibe ya ebela nku kwa ya -Let the Kite perch and the Eagle perch whichever say his neighbour should not let its wing break.
5. Onye aturu ilu kowara ya ego eji luo nne ya furu ohia - if you are told a proverd and given the meaning your mum's bride price is a waste. (MY REASON FOR NOT WRITING THE MEANING OF THE PROVERBS)

alobam- meaning my guy
onye mgbu -meaning u no follow
ina ako tuu- meanin u are nt makn sense on wah u are saying

Ngwere siri n'enu osisi daa, nechaa anya, onwere ihe mere ya. Owelie anya elu si "Chukwu, o buru egwu, ya kwusi".

The lizard fell from a tree and checked himself but finds he's not hurt at all. He raised his eyes to the sky and said "God, if na play, stop am o".

Ikuku kuo afu ike okuko anya (when the wind blows the anus of a fowl shall be exposed) the truth must be revealed

Onye n'enyo isi ya ana-aputa ( if u are peeping your head is popping) don't think u are too smart

inweee weight (you are heavy) you're endowed

ina eko eko? are u mad?

ina ama aka? (you want to challenge me?)

ka anyi ga sie nkwu ( let's study beerology)

otu adi asi ndo, asi ndo ebido n'isi

Mma nyanyi bu di ya - A woman's beauty is her husband.
Mma nwoke bu ego - A man's beauty is money.

chuxyz: Living in typical igbo town such as Aba or Onitsha is quite fun with the kind of hilarious quotes that you hear on daily basis. These are the ones i can remember for now:

1. Hapu ihe e dere na moto banye moto (Leave what is written on a motor and enter motor)
Meaning: Taking action is a priority over having details or previous knowledge

2. Kee ncha bu omo? (Which soap is omo?)
Meaning: How far? or What's up?

3. Onye m ga-egbuli m ga rio chineke ka o nyere m aka? (One i can defeat do i still need to beg God for help?)
Meaning: Self explanatary

4. Gaa washington ka ha washia nti gi (Go to washington so your ear can be washed)
Meaning: Told to a deaf ear

5. Agbacha oso a gwuo mile (After the race, the miles or distance covered is calculated)
Meaning: Being reflective after a difficult task

6. Ogaracha must come back (He who wanders away must come back)
Meaning: You can not totally shy away from your responsiblities

Do we have Aba or Onitcha or other Igbo boys boys here? Please let's keep it rolling...

yeah, thats how we roll.

Udo ma'kwa
translation -peace tie wrapper
meanin -there is total and absolute peace

aminaeke:

5. Onye aturu ilu kowara ya ego eji luo nne ya furu ohia - if you are told a proverd and given the meaning your mum's bride price is a waste. (MY REASON FOR NOT WRITING THE MEANING OF THE PROVERBS)

I have always considered bride prices as wastage anyway.

GPA5: IBO LANGUAGE IS NOT MARKETABLE.

#MAJORITY OF THEIR ARTISTES INDUCE YORUBA IN THEIR LYRICS JUST TO MAKE IT CLASSIC.

Gini ka onye nka na akokwa?

onye gba ọtọ anaghi atinye aka na ikpa.