Nihilist: Not suprising...

Last night my grandfather tweeted a picture of himself and two fine babes in Brazil with the caption 'Live from the Maracana'

He's been dead for 20 years....

The funny thing is that my grandmother saw the tweet and immediately un-followed him

And she's been dead for 2 years

Adedayo516: Busy on his banana plantation..

rozzay: . Ok cos I hardly c him dese days

Lifebender: My pikin,when i die,abeg bury mii with my cellphone as dem don dey use fone for afterlife so i fit call u and tell you all my needs.
As part of it,u'll be bringing money to my grace,foodstuff,i dnt knw if gas cooker is allowed,but fire wood will be fine...U knw say i like palmie wella now...and ocassionally i'll be sending some selfie's from the world beyond.Bikonu no forget ooo...Oyinbo don dey colonise dem for there

lynpetra:

Bros no vex o.Up till na,the hospital management never still catch you

Abeg na only me dey notice this guy?

Adedayo516: Yeah, you know the harvest period is near..

Lifebender: My pikin,when i die,abeg bury mii with my cellphone as dem don dey use fone for afterlife so i fit call u and tell you all my needs.
As part of it,u'll be bringing money to my grace,foodstuff,i dnt knw if gas cooker is allowed,but fire wood will be fine...U knw say i like palmie wella now...and ocassionally i'll be sending some selfie's from the world beyond.Bikonu no forget ooo...Oyinbo don dey colonise dem for there

Smartsyn: If I believe this story, make i quench.

adonbilivit even with pictures





selfie ko, groupie ni.

Smartsyn: If I believe this story, make i quench.

adonbilivit even with pictures





selfie ko, groupie ni.

DONMAYOR19: Shabi una dey always say, 'pic or idontbiliv' now them put pic 4 una, una no still believe, who can satisfy human? I dunno o

DikSin:

U're very very stu.pid!
Try ask me why if u care to knw

NaLaugh:

Otherwise what happened in 1979 will repeat itself abi

RichDad1:
Seun plz remove the 1 appended to my username now otherwise....^^^^

lynpetra:

Bros no vex o.Up till na,the hospital management never still catch you

Abeg na only me dey notice this guy?

afribookorg: Do u agree wit him?

Lifebender:

Sorry,I dont ask F00Ls why

rozzay: . Oooook I almost 4got. Pls do u know if he nids help

Adedayo516: I don't think so... Yezudo is a very hard worker.. He once cultivated 30 hectares in 1970 all by himself ..He was a groundnut farmer then... Remember the pyramids??..

Lifebender: My pikin,when i die,abeg bury mii with my cellphone as dem don dey use fone for afterlife so i fit call u and tell you all my needs.
As part of it,u'll be bringing money to my grace,foodstuff,i dnt knw if gas cooker is allowed,but fire wood will be fine...U knw say i like palmie wella now...and ocassionally i'll be sending some selfie's from the world beyond.Bikonu no forget ooo...Oyinbo don dey colonise dem for there

dridowu: Superstitious Romanians have been packing out local churches after a local woman claimed the ghost of her dead grandmother had taken over her mobile phone and used it to send a "selfie" from the other side.

Petrified Gina Mihai, 34, said: "When I switched the phone on I was horrified to see my dead grandmother's face. She had what looked like a snake around her neck, and the whole image looked as if it had been taken through a hole, like it was shot through a tear in the fabric that separates the living from the dead.

"I took it to a fortune teller who told me that my grandmother was sending me a message from the other side, the snake around her neck was a symbol of the fact that she was being punished in the other life for some sin. By contacting us she was telling us that if we were to pray for her, we would still be able to save her soul."

But now not just Gina and her family had been spending overtime in the local church in Scurtesti in south eastern Romania, but also dozens of other families terrified about the implications of a snake wrapped ghost sending a message from the other side.

In Romania once a year there is a feast, the Service of Alms, in which Romanians travel to the local graveyard and hand over food as a gesture to the spirits in the afterlife. The food itself is in reality handed over to the poor at the end of the day, but the gesture is seen as providing nourishment for those who have passed on in the afterlife.

Gina said: "My grandmother died three years ago and I haven't taken any food for her to the graveyard. I was making doughnuts at the time and didn't want to get the phone dirty so I put it in my pocket, and when I took it out there was the image on the phone. The fortune teller told me that was a mistake not to have paid tribute to her with an offering of food, and it was significant that she contacted me while I was cooking. I have taken doughnuts to the cemetery every day since then."

Florica Mihai, 45, another relative, said: "The village priest told me that we need to do 40 Days of Alms to make up for those that we missed and we are doing it now. We want to help her soul to be saved."









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