Akpos wan die?

A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued:

Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so?

Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!

Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist?

Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!

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i think say na suicide you want commit? lol

A girl went to her brothers room unannounced one afternoon and she found him busy watching Indecency and self-servicing the guy struggled to hide himself but it was too late, his sister smiled and asked him, "Im also ur h**ny, do u feel lyk fuckin me?"
The guy was about to refuse but she locked the door and started to UnCloth herself
All his common sense flew through the window and agreed to it.
They got on the bed and had some hot s*x.
After that the guy rested and said to her," i have a confession to make u are sweeter than mum."
she smiled and said "i know cos dad said the same thing".
GIVE A NAME TO THIS FAMILY.[sup][/sup]

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HarmlessG:
A girl went to her brothers room unannounced one afternoon and she found him busy watching Indecency and self-servicing the guy struggled to hide himself but it was too late, his sister smiled and asked him, "Im also ur h**ny, do u feel lyk fuckin me?"
The guy was about to refuse but she locked the door and started to UnCloth herself
All his common sense flew through the window and agreed to it.
They got on the bed and had some hot s*x.
After that the guy rested and said to her," i have a confession to make u are sweeter than mum."
she smiled and said "i know cos dad said the same thing".
GIVE A NAME TO THIS FAMILY.[sup][/sup]

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most useless family on the crust. mtsw

na wa for apkos

Generalkorex: na wa for apkos

big wa my brother. he said he wants to commit suicide but he is complaining that he almost pie when he tied it on his neck.

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Kai.....op ur life is more funny than yoke

hahahahaha

as funny as these ones here

1st vid, na akpors broda


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8XZLqIMmw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vdC0i9uqRw

HarmlessG:
A girl went to her brothers room unannounced one afternoon and she found him busy watching Indecency and self-servicing the guy struggled to hide himself but it was too late, his sister smiled and asked him, "Im also ur h**ny, do u feel lyk fuckin me?"
The guy was about to refuse but she locked the door and started to UnCloth herself
All his common sense flew through the window and agreed to it.
They got on the bed and had some hot s*x.
After that the guy rested and said to her," i have a confession to make u are sweeter than mum."
she smiled and said "i know cos dad said the same thing".
GIVE A NAME TO THIS FAMILY.[sup][/sup]

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what da fuuq?

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Dry but i smiled after reading it

Lol

Lol. Good morning readers

HarmlessG:
A girl went to her brothers room unannounced one afternoon and she found him busy watching Indecency and self-servicing the guy struggled to hide himself but it was too late, his sister smiled and asked him, "Im also ur h**ny, do u feel lyk fuckin me?"
The guy was about to refuse but she locked the door and started to UnCloth herself
All his common sense flew through the window and agreed to it.
They got on the bed and had some hot s*x.
After that the guy rested and said to her," i have a confession to make u are sweeter than mum."
she smiled and said "i know cos dad said the same thing".
GIVE A NAME TO THIS FAMILY.[sup][/sup]

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G12: hahahahaha

as funny as these ones here

1st vid, na akpors broda


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8XZLqIMmw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vdC0i9uqRw

Lol @ second video

G12: hahahahaha

as funny as these ones here

1st vid, na akpors broda


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8XZLqIMmw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vdC0i9uqRw

lwkmd @ 2nd video...lol

Pleas Help Me Thread https://www.nairaland.com/1811292/dont-know-how-create-new#24662404 tank

Feranmicharles: lwkmd @ 2nd video...lol

lol. as funny as it should be at 1st video

Pls Vote Obafunke for Most beautiful girl in Nigeria, 2014
http://www.silverbirdmbgn.com/contestant/2014/obafunke-braithwaite

Wow! I must tell this funny joke ever.

When will people stop posting rubbish on this thread?

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and d next tin u will tell me to do is to purchase ur ebook abi? Mcheew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8XZLqIMmw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vdC0i9uqRw

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how much you don make

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majalisa: no collateral??!hope it aint about eating poo and lacasera

your comment is the funniest thing i have read today. 2days ago i was in that thread were a nairalander loan eater will be asked to eat poo and lacasera i went their to render help but commenters laughed me out of my mission.

emekamn:
how much you don make

Wicked!!!