1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

u forgot to add 'pass 1 and pass 2' and 'allowance'. Allowance must be given by d opponents durin openin pass or passing after a goal has bin scored. an opponent must not touch d ball be4 pass 1 and pass 2 are complete and pass two must be to who made pass 1.

How about two corner make one goal.

What of "who the ball touch last" and four post.

one touch

Lol. because I wasn't so gud @ playing football, I always prefered to play O-J-O rather than choosing sides.

OJO and monkey post were my favorites. We frequently turned our sitting room into a football field. Pack d chairs to one side nd make four posts, one for each player. Chai...gone are dos days.

Agidi!!

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Yeah..Ojoro cancel..
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high goal. upon all d ball we play den. we still no turn pro. sobs

You forgot the first rule which is "I challenge you take one post " the challenged chooses a post of his choice then the challenger first picks a player of his choice

Wen iits late n ur team score the last goal, the goal keeper uproots the post n runs with iit as fast as he can

iif uu brake a ball eh, hmmm ur own don finish gan, uu must buy another one or stop sitting with em boiz

3coner makes 1pk n iif uu are playing the pk backing the post uu won't look back at post else iits canceled

Boiz will guide n protect uu iif uu always buy ball n uu are the custodian of the ball

Wen uu playing ball with ur senior, ur team must not win the game n iif uu dribble ur elder broda for pitch na half chop that night

iif a lady/woman seize awa ball eh, iits believed that she will never have a male child

Wen uu wanna start playing ball, team captains fight for the best players n the once that can't play are usually goal keepers

iif uu do own goal n ur team is removed just wash ur leg n runaway cos uu go too chop abuse gan

Wen playing ball n ur gf comes to watch uu eh, uu go turn messi overnight iif not the highest goal scorer follows her home

Wen playing ball n uu hear ur father's car horn from distance na to cut-out o, wash leg n start reading

Lol

my hustle for front page. Who played one touch here sef?. My football career got killed early, I for don dey play for Madrid now

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pay.

Monkey post

O.C...


If the ball pass in between your leg in an O.C game, the players shout O.C!

And start pursuing you to beat you on your back. If you don't touch a wall in time, na better gbege be that for you ooh!!

During advanced tournaments, the goalkeeper can pick a back pass only after he gives it a touch.

Who had the last kick before the ball punctures will fix the ball.

those were the good old days, not now wey boiz don tear eye anyhow...

op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

Football in d street is fun. Nice post. Like my Facebook page. N enjoy my music

Choosing is the best way

Putting the ball through one's leg is like scoring a classic goal

Its not PENALTY its PENARITY...u guys don't do hi1 nd hi2

Everybody is a striker

if d ball mistakenly touch a player that is not the goalkeeper,it is a goal

So true....!

True Talk...



Mr. Ibu Now A Basketballer?

i was always guilty of #10

Back when!