WELCOME TO NIGERIA
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.
®Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
®Where temples are turned into dating points.
®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities.
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa...
®Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers...
®Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"...
®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor...
®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...
®Where someone who cannot speak English but can say "Chai, Chai diaris God" is given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!...

Oops your Nigeria... Iyangbali..where you display fake boobs on Nairaland despite being a male

IYANGBALI: WELCOME TO NIGERIA
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.
®Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
®Where temples are turned into dating points.
®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities.
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa...
®Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers...
®Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"...
®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor...
®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...
®Where someone who cannot speak English but can say "Chai, Chai diaris God" is given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!...

You are so right. We call that misplaced priorities in my neck of the wood.

IYANGBALI: WELCOME TO NIGERIA
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.
®Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
®Where temples are turned into dating points.
®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities.
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa...
®Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers...
®Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"...
®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor...
®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...
®Where someone who cannot speak English but can say "Chai, Chai diaris God" is given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!...

you are right but which one you associate with please be sincere if you are omo ibo I can chose for you I know your hobbies is cunning nobody can take that one from you guys