I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.

Na reply u dey fine? Wait den dey com make dey analyse yr theory and how e take affect d wife.

egopersonified: Na reply u dey fine? Wait den dey com make dey analyse yr theory and how e take affect d wife.

A dey think set when person obey God and go marry, name dat time blessing begin enter I'm domot. Some men dey. Dem dey eat better food before dem marry bit d thing no dey grew show for body.

smurfy:

A dey think set when person obey God and go marry, name dat time blessing begin enter I'm domot. Some men dey. Dem dey eat better food before dem marry bit d thing no dey grew show for body.

kai, u need to go for pidgin classes.

smurfy: I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.

Lack of exercise, eating fatty based foods.

smurfy: I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.

Go and marry and cum back to give me feedback as am a bachelor myself.

1. He feels fulfilled(rest of mind) , that a part of his life is secured.
2. Wife cooks three square meals, while he probably used to cook only in the evenings or weekends. (take note; normally u eat more quantity of food and more often at home than when u eat out).
3. Little or no chores anymore.
4. Has someone who keeps him company, so tendency of sitting back and relaxing is increased.
5. Where the wife contributes to the home, less responsibility for him.

Bigsteveg:

Go and marry and cum back to give me feedback as am a bachelor myself.

I'm trying to o. I noticed this 'phenomenon' amongst my married friends, hence the theory.

egopersonified: 1. He feels fulfilled(rest of mind) , that a part of his life is secured.
2. Wife cooks three square meals, while he probably used to cook only in the evenings or weekends. (take note; normally u eat more quantity of food and more often at home than when u eat out).
3. Little or no chores anymore.
4. Has someone who keeps him company, so tendency of sitting back and relaxing is increased.
5. Where the wife contributes to the home, less responsibility for him.

Nice post. I particularly like the mention of rest of mind as one of the reasons.

I know several people who've been looking for a job, accommodation etc., (In fact, one was so broke then that it was his fiancée that gave him the dowry money) and the moment they start contemplating marriage...gbam!

In all honesty, I respect women.

egopersonified:


kai, u need to go for pidgin classes.

Typed it in a hurry...O, I miss my qwerty phone!

But I sabi pidgin o. Abi u wan try me?

Well, the peace,love and blessings of a shared life with the better gender.

Come to think of it,the man grows and glows not just physically but even generally as he begins to focus on essentials,live in a hub soaked in affection and care that he gets as he happily give too;then there is some restfulness too that it all bring-all the easily wasted energies and scattered pleasure atoms are conserved!

is because they now have what they looking for outside inside with them

smurfy:

Typed it in a hurry...O, I miss my qwerty phone!

But I sabi pidgin o. Abi u wan try me?

Na lie jare! No be matter of "typed in a hurry" be dat one Bro... U need pidgin class.

maib bkus d problem,house chores e.t.c dat were bn don by d man b4 marriage,is nw bn shard,or it mayb natural,lyk dz man nw,afta marriage his permant work and exercise is pushn his stomach

Good food + rest of mind+ filling fulfilled + Freedom 2 av SEX wheneva Konjii catch am.

egopersonified: 1. He feels fulfilled(rest of mind) , that a part of his life is secured.
2. Wife cooks three square meals, while he probably used to cook only in the evenings or weekends. (take note; normally u eat more quantity of food and more often at home than when u eat out).
3. Little or no chores anymore.
4. Has someone who keeps him company, so tendency of sitting back and relaxing is increased.
5. Where the wife contributes to the home, less responsibility for him.

i find it surprising disturbing when people associate adding weight to peace of mind...... if u start adding weight after marriage be you man or woman.... you are heading to a horrible sex life which usually damage a marriage..... fucck that peace of mind shiit...... run to the gym so u can keep ur wife happy and satisfied

...........because he stops being active



He now has a slave that acts as his chef, his janitor, his laundryman, his secretary, his prostitute.

Peace of mind,when you are mentally at peace,coupled with good food,no choice but to grow big..

A woman secrets a fluid from her vagina .when this fluid comes in contact with the mans pennis the man starts adding weight . Please understand that you can only add weight if you married that woman legitmately. That's why must pepple fornicating don't add weight . That fluid recognises their ilicit act and punishes them with all types of diseases. Another reason men add weight when married is that the wife prepares home made food not junk food he is use to. For all the young boys and girls pls stop fornicating so that u can add weight.

You can say that again bro!

smurfy:

Nice post. I particularly like the mention of rest of mind as one of the reasons.

I know several people who've been looking for a job, accommodation etc., (In fact, one was so broke then that it was his fiancée that gave him the dowry money) and the moment they start contemplating marriage...gbam!

In all honesty, I respect women.

Yomieluv: Peace of mind,when you are mentally at peace,coupled with good food,no choice but to grow big..

Straight on point. No two ways about it!
But mind ♈όϋ , when ♈όϋ are skinny ♈όϋ re skinny no magic about that one not even a surgical weight-lift will help ♈όϋ . If na lie go ask HRH sanusi and the likes of el rufai and Ribadu!

Even the bible has it '' he that finds a wife finds a good thing and obtaineth favour in sight of God''. Imagine the boredom of going out for a plate of soup and the joy of having the pot of soup @home. All things being equal, why won't the man put up some weight..

Do they?

[quote author=greggng]A woman secrets a fluid from her vagina .when this fluid comes in contact with the mans pennis the man starts adding weight . Please understand that you can only add weight if you married that woman legitmately. That's why must pepple fornicating don't add weight . That fluid recognises their ilicit act and punishes them with all types of diseases. Another reason men add weight when married is that the wife prepares home made food not junk food he is use to. For all the young boys and girls pls stop fornicating so that u can add weight.

What is dis one saying

Interesting

Lol...Not all men I think...


Go to the garage and look at those bros(es) with over 5 kids....OR....Check a man that has no Job....


You go fear bony structured Husbands......

Not all men add weight after marriage oh . If you are married to d bone of ur bone you can add weight because of good food, peace of mind and good companionship. But if you end up with d wrong woman, you go first add weight for d first six months and later you com dey loss weight so tayyy.... You go resemble pesin wey catch desease.

hmm..

QUESTION FOR THE GODS...

Simple ...rest of mind! No longer need to worry about his babe shanking anoda guy (even though she doesn't) btw ....na food be dat wey guys de eat out? Poor quality and unhygienic compared to the one cooked with all the love in this world by a wife