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| The Great Retirement Present by sweetnini(f): 9:08am On Sep 17, 2005 |
The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a meal. This went on all through the neighborhood. As he proceeded through his route, the gifts got better and better. One house even gave him a gold watch! He was so satisfied, but the last house paled in comparison. As he was putting the mail in the mailbox, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside. He knew that this woman's husband was a truck driver and was away, so he went inside. She proceeded to give him the day and night of his life. The next morning he woke up to find she was bringing him breakfast in bed. He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called my husband to ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said, "Screw him; give him a dollar." The breakfast was my idea." |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by Seun(m): 12:01pm On Sep 19, 2005 |
I like it, and I've never heard it before!  |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by hotangel2(f): 8:35am On Sep 20, 2005 |
ohhhhhhh... I get it.  And i like it. |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by fabian(f): 3:49pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
5 Stars for this one! |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by sunej(m): 8:26pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
 Really interesting |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by casper(m): 3:08pm On Sep 23, 2005 |
nice one
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| Re: The Great Retirement Present by hotangel2(f): 10:02pm On Sep 23, 2005 |
Casper i a falling in love with y.............. yo............. ................you ................your Little casper picture. I like the way it is.  |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by sholashola: 4:54pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Great |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by saucekid(m): 5:00pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
9ice one poster welcome to the club |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by Millena(m): 11:02am On Dec 26, 2007 |
nice idea |
| Re: The Great Retirement Present by AH2MUCH: 9:05pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
@ poster OMG the joke is SWEETNINI me |
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