egopersonified:

kai, u stubborn ohh, even on bended knees u reject am, thank God he wasnt in the labour room, am sure u would ve used the opportunity to kick him in d ----- and later claim it was d pain that made u do it.

He was asked to be robbing my waist, I rem I was screaming bt smth abt his hands, they were soothing, I kept shouting, rub it well, yes, here, no there, don't go further

Not until doc asked him leave the room *frowns*

Labour story for another day jor

dytbabe:

Ori mu
Sing for me again

*miming keri hilson pretty gals rock*

[Clears throat, adjusts microphone]
Aaaaaaaa Eeeeeeeeeeh! 2x
She no want designer,
She no want ferrari

Tymax:

[Clears throat, adjusts microphone]
Aaaaaaaa Eeeeeeeeeeh! 2x
She no want designer,
She no want ferrari

Abeg abeg
No gimme that kain thing oo
Who tell u say I no want, no try that kain joke with me again, never *frowns*

Oya change the tune of the song
I want everyth including love oo.

Na love I go wear/drive?

Gimme beta mehn

egopersonified:
am sure u would ve used the opportunity to kick him in d ----- and later claim it was d pain that made u do it.

Like this?

Omg knt just imagine mysef preggy,av got great phobia for pregnancy,wen I hear d gist abt labour it gets me so freaked out.dnt get me wrong I love kids,cute kids bt wen it comes to producing dem m so scared(d rate of indecent,failed,abused,traumatized kids in d society is so scary,d failure often comes from d parents dnt get me wrong ooo,der re gud kids out der bt quite few)my parents made a number of mistakes while raising me and I wouldn't wana make such,I work wif teens/youths ama youth ambassador,I run an ngo by d side for abused kids and d rate of father to kids molestation is so annoying. in church I have Lotta teens who look up to me,my younger ones kids always come to my crib during weekend and holz bt d fear of making a gud mum wif d ryt fada is d issue.i love it dis way and dnt tink I wnt myn now. Bcoz of my fear of kids I dnt ever joke with being pregnant n av always been very careful not to even.

Same here! First pregnancy the man was over the moon! Celebrating and making noise. Second time around ol boy vex. He be like, are you sure

Make I spread ma mat ere first

egopersonified: When I told my husband I was pregnant with our first child, his eyes became like segun arinze's, see rush to lab to confirm, I think that was the happiest day of his life. Last month, I played a prank on him and told him I was pregnant again after 3 kids, the expression on his face was like 'this woman wants to kill me', asking everyday if I had seen my period, I let him suffer till I actually saw the period, he actually said 'thank God', laugh wan kill me that day. Pls share your experiences.

this woman ur wicked o, u wan kill d man ni? Hahahaha. Me never marry o, so haven't had such an experience. If I marry I go come back comment. Pls leave the thread open for d nxt 4-5yrs wen I finally get married..........

D first tyme my girlfriend broke d news for me I was on d roof mouting a carport omo I nearly fall dat day,I was like u do sometin abt it!!!!

i am married for two years and i believe God will make me scream for joy some day. Please remember me and my wife in your prayer. All the bad thing wey i do, baba God please forgive me. I need my kids

Neither a Husband nor a Boyfriend do I ve

**walks outta Thread**

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It was a mixed feeling...
But i thank God

She told me '' am now carrying your baby!!... I look at her neither sad nor happy, just kept my face without expression and told her'' mj mjmgmtw wtmgjm twjtw jwaw wtwawt waxgt wta..'' She answered: ok

space booked till i get married n carry belle

u can check this article out guy https://www.nairaland.com/1906313/food-thought-tonights-episode-mtn#26360029

cool gist...enjoying it...keep it coming...mine is loading.........

The first time I told him I was preggy,he was so happy,he treated me like an egg till I went into labour, and he stayed with me all through the groans and screams, he did more of breathing in and out than I did and when she popped out,he was so scared to touch or carry her,and for the next one week, he couldn't eat well, he said he could still see us in the labour room screaming, and he begged me not to get pregnant again. ....The second time I told him I was preggy,he looked so sad like it was a bad news he was like,"I'm not going into the labour room with you this time"

Can't wait.

IFY124: It took us over a year before I could concieve for my first baby. When I broke the news to hubby. He was mad with joy. I have never seen him that happy before. 7months after my first child, it happened again. He was even more excited than the first time. Looking forward to the third.

I can see you really wanna multiple and fill the earth.

QuiverBox:

I can see you really wanna multiple and fill the earth.

e concern you

zeb04: e concern you

thank you

uzolexis: space booked till i get married n carry belle

How do you "carry belle"?

IFY124: It took us over a year before I could concieve for my first baby. When I broke the news to hubby. He was mad with joy. I have never seen him that happy before. 7months after my first child, it happened again. He was even more excited than the first time. Looking forward to the third.

7months!!


your husband sabi dance shoki be that oh

JurassicPark:

How do you "carry belle"?

don't worry when it happens i'll give you a detailed description of the process,be patient

Still searching for my girl's period. BRB.

iwakolewa: The first time I told him I was preggy,he was so happy,he treated me like an egg till I went into labour, and he stayed with me all through the groans and screams, he did more of breathing in and out than I did and when she popped out,he was so scared to touch or carry her,and for the next one week, he couldn't eat well, he said he could still see us in the labour room screaming, and he begged me not to get pregnant again. ....The second time I told him I was preggy,he looked so sad like it was a bad news he was like,"I'm not going into the labour room with you this time"

What a woman can do, a man can do ____

pickabeau1:

why u dey shine teeth

No bit*ch of mine can get pregnant without my permission, doing so is asking for trouble.

Unless we've discussed plans, it's your responsibility to protect yourself.

I remember when my ex-girlfriend told me she was pregnant the day after i got the commonwealth scholarship for my post-graduate programme in the UK.
I developed serious headache instantly and began to sweat profusely, before she now said it was a joke.
I will never forget that day.