What will you do if you got home after work and meet your son like this with your living room messed up with paint?

Lol! His smile is so cute!
I don't even want to imagine it!

hmmmm, I'll just go inside and sleep, the mother should go and do her job.

Smartsyn: hmmmm, I'll just go inside and sleep, the mother should go and do her job.

hahahahahaha..... your TV is gone o

Spank him and make him kneel in the paint till he falls asleep... Then laugh about it in a year or two. Loooool

Smartsyn: hmmmm, I'll just go inside and sleep, the mother should go and do her job.

And what is the wife's job?

What can I do na, woke up some days back, lil man woke up before me and on gettin to the sitting room, he already soaked the sitting room rug in water *dont ask me how he got the water*, poured his cocopops everywhere *arghhhh*. And no food for him that mornin, he cried till I gave him indomie.
U don't wanna imagine the smell I got after I came back frm work.

Kids are jst wonderdul in their own ways

Hahahahahaha
i'll do exactly what this parent must have done: Snap him and treasure the moment for ever. Its so cute.

Mohitto: Hahahahahaha
i'll do exactly what this parent must have done: Snap him and treasure the moment for ever. Its so cute.

Right behind you. I'll snap him and treasure it as long as I live . Its so cool. But am sure he'll get some spanking from daddy

this is not my portion, IJN

I will just make him sit there while I prepare his meal, then feed him well. After an hour,i ll go to the nearest tree and cut 3 good canes, lay him in the filth, pull down his trousers and flog the skin off his butt. Then its off to bath him, give him paracetamol and off to bed.

Edited:***una wicked ohh, 60 likes for this piece of rubbish, the heart of man is dangerously wicked indeed**

egopersonified: I will just make him sit there while I prepare his meal, then feed him well. After an hour,i ll go to the nearest tree and cut 3 good canes, lay him in the filth, pull down his trousers and flog the skin off his butt. Then its off to bath him, give him paracetamol and off to bed.

Paint may contain lead and lead is poisonous.
It kills so you should not allow it stay on the child one second longer after you've found him.

Wash him immediately.

Where is the mum ?

bukatyne:

And what is the wife's job?

To cook and clean.

I will get him a drawing board and painting brushes. We just discovered an artist in the family.

holalaha! the child has already discovered his talent from a tender age lol. painter lomo, just keep his tools for him.

I'ld take a before-and-after pic of how badly I dealt with him

That'll be d day he knows there's a difference between father and mother, dad and mum...

*FAINT*

breezy047:

Paint contains lead and lead is poisonous.
It kills so you should not allow it stay on the child one second longer after you've found him.

Wash him immediately.

SORRY O! MY MAMA WILL BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF YOU. SHE NO GO CARE WHETHER PAINT DEY YOUR BODY OR NOT. YOUR TEARS WILL WASH THE PAINT AWAY

rABBISH

I'm baffled at some of the topics that make frontpage these days. What is this doing on the frontpage? Aren't there better topics and things to talk about? This is why I hardly come to NL these days. *smh*

No mata hw tired i am,i'll make sure to clean the house and d boy cos i can't leave everything messy like dat till d next day and my boy can't go to sleep like dat either. But God knws I'll beat d hell out of dat boy before he goes to sleep.

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If the child has an annoying history of being destructive, s/he go hear am! However, if s/he is just trying to be creative for the first time, I would spare the rod that day hoping such wouldn't happen again.

The day he tries that again, ...

May be in my dream sha..

I will laugh so hard. I will be to angry to beat him

Kalvan:

To cook and clean.

GBAM!

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