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| can it happen in naija by sweetnini(f): 9:33am On Sep 17, 2005 |
A political aspirant was asked the question here during one of those debates, check out his unexaggerated response. Enjoy it: QUIZ After the tragedy in New York and Washington September 11, the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED? ANSWER: HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED? Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks, given the following reasons: 1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings. 2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8.45am there won't be sufficient people to kill. 3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them. 4. The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by being delayed again, and of course loosing the luggage containing the bombs. 5. A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the terrorist with it over the head. 6. If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home long time ago. 7. In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had to pay for it. 8. In Nigeria "Egbe" (juju) go don make all the passengers disappear before the thing hit Mushin or Ajegunle. You see... in Nigeria we are well prepared |
| Re: can it happen in naija by layi(m): 10:29am On Sep 17, 2005 |
Nice one Em *clears throat* remember ikeja bomb blast? Dat one na "auto-terrorism" (self induced). Truth is Nigeria is insecured. God help us Nice joke anyway.  |
| Re: can it happen in naija by goodguy(m): 10:51pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
u r right Layi Nice Joke  |
| Re: can it happen in naija by hotangel2(f): 7:18am On Sep 21, 2005 |
Hilarious. |
| Re: can it happen in naija by fabian(f): 2:33pm On Sep 21, 2005 |
Ridiculous! But downright comical  |
| Re: can it happen in naija by eveseh(f): 3:43pm On May 21, 2006 |
ahahahahahwahahahahahah |
| Re: can it happen in naija by spikelord(m): 8:38am On May 22, 2006 |
U laughed madly the other time Eve that I started laughing like you too! |
| Re: can it happen in naija by Ddii(f): 11:12am On May 22, 2006 |
NIGERIA, what a blessed nation ! we too much o @ sweetnini : thanks 4 'flaunting' our talents. we too much o oya, make we clap 4 ourselves joooo ! |
| Re: can it happen in naija by ToyM28(f): 12:22pm On May 24, 2006 |
Ddii u don get am kampe. We are so utterly insufficient and secure that terrosits are even scared of us. As u sed wat a BLESSED NATION. Nice joke tho. made me laff. |
| Re: can it happen in naija by proudlyme(m): 12:14pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
hilarious! |
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