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Confessions Of A Muslim by Daewoods(m): 3:49pm On Jul 24, 2014
Muslims are not happy
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country
that
is not Islamic!
And who do they blame?
Not Islam...
Not their leadership...
Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE
HAPPY IN!!
And they want to change the countries
they're happy in, to be like the countries
they came from where they were
unhappy.
Try to find logic in that !
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but
you
have a moral objection to liquor...
You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes...
You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth...
You are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide...
You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think of anyone you
haven't
declared Jihad against...
You are a Muslim
6. If you consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing...
You are a Muslim
7. If you were amazed to discover that
cell
phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs...
You are a Muslim
8. If you have nothing against women
and
think every man should own at least
four...
You are a Muslim
9. If you find this offensive or racist and
feel offended, annoyed...

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Re: Confessions Of A Muslim by Randy100: 3:54pm On Jul 24, 2014
In obama voice. Muslim are cancer that is only good in spreading.

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Re: Confessions Of A Muslim by thegoodone2(m): 4:23pm On Jul 24, 2014
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Re: Confessions Of A Muslim by Daewoods(m): 8:05pm On Jul 24, 2014
Muslims and Islam

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Re: Confessions Of A Muslim by MightySparrow: 1:40am On Jul 25, 2014
If Muslims are unhappy here on earth among themselves they cannor be happy in their heaven.

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Re: Confessions Of A Muslim by Daewoods(m): 12:41pm On Jul 25, 2014
Re: Confessions Of A Muslim by TellBlazer(m): 3:30pm On Jul 25, 2014
If muslim jihadist take pleasure in killing here on earth,they wil want to also kill in paradise

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Re: Confessions Of A Muslim by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 25, 2014
Please can u give reference to where I can find all this qualities u refer to as Islamic in the Qur'an ? if not, STOP CREATING MORE MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT ISLAM.

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