YOU COLLECT HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR YOUR DAUGHTER BRIDE PRICES - IBO CULTURE

U shunt queues even in church

YOU COME DOWN TO LAGOS (SOUTH WEST) TO SURVIVE, HUSTLE FROM SOUTH EAST

Burger01:
That one na course o

E be like say your course na curse ooo

WHEN EASTERNERS SEE LAGOS AS NEW YORK

U either like apc or pdp,or you hate both;u cant like both

I LOVE MAI COUNTRY
Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane
by loading#200 MTN Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200
and win a big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge
#100 an win benin republic.
Glo, go jus kuku say... Recharge 500 and
win Nigeria because there colour na Green
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for nigeria we dey count money
after we withdraw am from ATM because
we no even trust ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay
your light bill (wat a piti)=D
Na only fo Naija people dey horn for traffic
light make equick change frum Red to
Green.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell
Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff,
Ogogoro and beer.
Wetin you u no see for Naija, you no fit see
am anywhere in d world... Trust me.
Abeg na joke o, no take am personal O =))
I love Naija!.... add urz

jconsults:

E be like say your course na curse ooo

Don't mind me jare. Na Nairaland frustration dey make me misyarn

I always have my calculator anytime I go shopping at the mall or the local markets outside the country. Can't buy a thing without calculating the naira value . I no buy oo if I feel it's too expensive

This always cracks my friends and colleagues up but wetin concern me

And yes that's a sign too

U r a passerby if u r not used to sirens....

U r definitely not motivated by voting

U just De depend on God after every....

when u believe in making good grades to get a better job

U listen to crap called nigerian music.u watch nollyrubbish.u live with the yoruba folks they insult u with all types of unmetionable rants like. ''koni da fun iya nla iya e''.''oni she orile''.oloriburuku.etc.Ya gazie.

bloglover: when u start selling books on how to be a billionaire but u are as broke as d average agbero boy in oshodi then u are a Nigerian.... na wa o

overhypedsteve: chai you na typical naija man. Probably from ND abi i lie?

No lie

If u get used to nigerian lifestyle, U will be able to differentiate btw a Tokunbo/Belgium/Fake product from an Original product....U will also get used to seein dirts arnd Gutters and u will no longer be shocked seein people throwing rubbish into the Gutters

mixedgene:
Could you differentiate, juxtapose and justify this thinking? I heard it somewhere before but i beg to disagree..

@topic, the signs are way above 10 jare. You omitted so many stuff. If you've never soaked garri then you've not stayed long enof in 9ja.

I actually meant that post as a jibe at Nairaland e-warriors not that I hold those stereotypes sacrosanct.

When u don't have driving license or driving sense but drives confidently on the road.

Your car does not have papers, yet moves freely around.

You press horns indiscriminately while driving.

You see garden egg inside egg roll

Ivyluvie2: You get used to no light

11. You construct sentences like this ^^

T I N - This Is Naija

ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone
12:hausa go dy call wrong number
13:ibo

dis Hausas calling wrong number is true. majority of the wrong number calls I get is always from one aboki screaming a strange name.

OP ... U 4got to add dat ..You’ve Been In Nigeria
Too Long wen bomb news becomes a normal news to u

emiye: You press horns indiscriminately while driving.

You see garden egg inside egg roll

lwkmd!

When you know that the sale of generators, candles, lamps and lanterns are fast-booming.

You always have to walk around with your phone charger.

You get hypertensive when see an hausa man enter a church or you meet him inside a bus/taxi.

Ah lie?

ggrin: 11:yoruba go dy shout ontop fone
12:hausa go dy call wrong number
13:ibo

One hausa girl keeps disturbing my phone. She once flashed my phone by 3am last week too.

I don't know her o

I so much love my country.

NaLaugh:

11. You construct sentences like this ^^

aiit sir

If you stay long in Nigeria, you don't longer know how to unplug your phone charger evne when not in use.
you don't know how to turn off your light, even in the day time.
you sleep with your tv set on all night.
because we are not expose to how electric bills are calculated.
If you stay in Nigeria for too long,
you become so anxious about life and rational .Many more...

So is the OP suggesting that foreigners experiencing all or some of these traits leave the country cause they've been there for too long?

You mustt know how to BEG for everything.

1. You are denied visa at the embassy, you start begging.
2. Police, lasma, soldier catch you for any offense, na begging things.
3. Nepa wan cut your light say u dey owe, na to beg sure pass.
4. Your spouse no allow make you do for night, omo begging mood go activate immediately.
5. Lecturer catch you will expo, na abeg you go just dey talk.
6.Your papa wan beat you say you offend. Na to beg o.
7. Person collect your babe because him get rabba pass, bros you must beg
8. You find trouble, them wan beat you, na Abeg sir sure pass.
9. Beggars come out for morning for street, na begging things.
10. Seun anti spam ban you, na to beg sure pass.