EX is EX. Stephen stop asking too many questions like you have a hideous plan

Actually i have done one bad thing to an EX before and am so ashamed to say it.


I hooked up with her room mate and slept with her over and over again. I didn't do it to get back at my EX rather, i just did it because I've been eying the babe sexually and since i was a free man then, I made my move but that was bad and I wouldn't do such a thing now.

@ topic

I recently broke a bottle on his head when he was dead drunk. He didn't know it was me and he seems to be blaming it on xenophobia. Great feeling!

My friend was attacked with a bottle during xenophobia in RSA. Are you sure that was not you?

I dont wnat you marrying one of my sisters anymore, Aloy.

KarmaMod:

I don't wnat you marrying one of my sisters anymore, Aloy.

ke? I thought he was a female

KarmaMod:

I don't wnat you marrying one of my sisters anymore, Aloy.

Karma I have an idea for the ultimate revenge
If any of these your Igbo lovers become troublesome let me know.
I heard it on a talk show several years ago.
Some woman whose boyfriend dumped for a co-worker simply went shopping.
She went to the neighborhood fish market and bought several large fresh  fishes
she then snuck into the ex lovers apartment (with the unreturned spare key) and hid them ( the fishes) in several corners of the house.
Then she took the largest fishes into his bedroom, turned over his mattress and made an incision in the mattress.
She then proceeded to deposit her  "fish implants" into the mattress and carefully stitched up the mattress and made the bed as she found it.
Within 24 hours the man got his awaited "WAEC result"


_{please don't try it o,I don't advocate this}

i wanted to cry incitement plus aiding and assisting in crime.

ROFL
can you imagine the woman arriving with a truck load of fish

plus_Queen:

Karma I have an idea for the ultimate revenge
If any of these your Igbo lovers become troublesome let me know.
I heard it on a talk show several years ago.
Some woman whose boyfriend dumped for a co-worker simply went shopping.
She went to the neighborhood fish market and bought several large fresh  fishes
she then snuck into the ex lovers apartment (with the unreturned spare key) and hid them ( the fishes) in several corners of the house.
Then she took the largest fishes into his bedroom, turned over his mattress and made an incision in the mattress.
She then proceeded to deposit her  "fish implants" into the mattress and carefully stitched up the mattress and made the bed as she found it.
Within 24 hours the man got his awaited "WAEC result"


_{please don't try it o,I don't advocate this}

Ah! I read this story somewhere a long time ago too. Me I advocate it o!

I don't wnat you marrying one of my sisters anymore, Aloy.

I love that girl die and I must marry her. What I did was not that bad like that because my EX didn't know about it.

ke? I thought he was a female

You don hear female Emeka before?

Aloy.Emeka:

You don hear female Emeka before?

If he sounds ( type) like a female, then he must be a female or a trans.

If he sounds ( type) like a female, then he must be a female or a trans.

IT MEANS YOU SOUND (TYPE) LIKE A FEMALE on the Igbo/Ibo thread.
GEDDIT NOW?!

Aloy.Emeka:

You don hear female Emeka before?

Yes,here on nairaland.
A guy named Olabowale here in this forum is presently courting a potential 3rd wife and he tells me her name is Emeka

Why would he blame it on xenophobia?


because foreigners are constantly being attacked. he tot someone else attacked him. lucky for me.

Nah, life is too short to be wasting precious time on people that don't want you. Once a relationship is over, pick up the pieces of your life and move on. Revenge is not worth it. You don't even need to do anything before they realise their short sightedness and loss. Time does that .

nothing
i dont do things like dat.

tuk her naked picture while she's sleeping fortunately she's was not sleeping deep so i got busted,