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Funny Unanswered Questions by xynerise: 5:21pm On Aug 03, 2014
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? undecided
How does a real estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Why do they call them "Free Gifts"? Aren't all gifts free?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a slowpoke?
Can you daydream at night?

What is Satan's last name?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?


If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
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Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by AbuMikey(m): 5:46pm On Aug 03, 2014



If You ask Me, na Who I go ask?



Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 03, 2014
grin grin
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 6:25pm On Aug 03, 2014
grin
A cracky piece
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Andyblaze: 12:09am On Aug 04, 2014
Make i book space incase
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Olusanya333(m): 8:08am On Aug 04, 2014
xynerise: If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? undecided
How does a real estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Why do they call them "Free Gifts"? Aren't all gifts free?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a slowpoke?
Can you daydream at night?

What is Satan's last name?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?


If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
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Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Dygeasy(m): 9:00am On Aug 04, 2014
Olusanya333: .
You are a COW. undecidedlipsrsealed

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Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Olusanya333(m): 9:02am On Aug 04, 2014
Dygeasy: You are a COW. undecidedlipsrsealed
What have I to do with you
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by BoiledCorn: 9:19am On Aug 04, 2014
Why are goods transported on a car called shipment but when transported on a ship called cargo? angry

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? angry

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? angry

If vegetarians eat veggies, then what do humanitarians eat? angry

If price and worth mean the same thing, then why is priceless and worthless completely opposite? angry

Why will a sane human being be booking space on this kind of thread?

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Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 9:53am On Aug 04, 2014
Lol.
I had to check my dictionary to see if the word "dictionary" was there.

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Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by sholay2011(m): 11:13am On Aug 04, 2014
Lol.
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 11:47am On Aug 04, 2014
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

You should have paid more attention in class. undecided
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 12:02pm On Aug 04, 2014
More:

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-in ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? grin

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?

Why call it a building if it's already been built?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind Eskimos heave seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

How come wrong numbers are never busy? undecided

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?

What was the best thing before sliced bread? Indecency grin

Why do we call it a hot water heater if the water is already
hot?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty
litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? grin

Is there another word for thesaurus?

Is the color orange called that because it's the color of the fruit of the same name, or was the fruit called orange because that's its color? Which came first, the color or the fruit?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,is it considered a hostage situation? grin

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?

What do they pack Styrofoam in?

Why did God give men nipples? grin

Is grass really greener on the other side?

Do boxer shorts box?

Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra? lipsrsealed

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why is it called a "near miss" when you don't hit something?

When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?

Before the light bulb was invented, what appeared over peoples heads when they had an idea?

If you spin an Oriental person around and around, does he become disorientated? grin

If a vegetable goes into a coma, is it called a person? grin

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why does the word monosyllabic contain five syllables?

If you wear an antennae to a wedding, would the reception be better? grin

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box what color would it change to?

Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know the time? Do I point to my crotch when I want to know where the bathroom is?


Why is there an 's' in lisp?

If you were scared half to death twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest end up drowning as well?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? grin lipsrsealed

If you asked a librarian where the books on self help were would they tell you, or would that defeat the purpose?

If ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine, why do we call it an ATM machine? And if PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number?

Do Gods debate whether humans exist?
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by MizMyColi(f): 12:12pm On Aug 04, 2014
^^^ If you don't know where you're going, just make sure you're following the right people.
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 4:30pm On Aug 04, 2014
MizMyColi: ^^^ If you don't know where you're going, just make sure you're following the right people.
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by MizMyColi(f): 4:49pm On Aug 04, 2014
Apatheist:
Huh? undecided
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 04, 2014
MizMyColi: Huh? undecided
MizMyColi: ^^^ If you don't know where you're going, just make sure you're following the right people.
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by MizMyColi(f): 6:53pm On Aug 04, 2014
Apatheist:
undecided
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 7:11pm On Aug 04, 2014
MizMyColi: undecided
kiss
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by MizMyColi(f): 7:27pm On Aug 04, 2014
Apatheist:
kiss
sad
Re: Funny Unanswered Questions by Nobody: 7:39pm On Aug 04, 2014
MizMyColi: sad
kiss kiss
Turn that frown upside down. smiley
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