Please am aspiring for the position "Director of social S.U.G" in my school i believe most nairalanders are currently students of our Nigerian universities. while many are graduates. I need to be popular more than how i am now, what ways do you think i can gain more popularity in my faculty/university. Please help thanks.

By being a badt guy

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Easy, but its hardwork. Always introduce yourself name first to every student with a smile and a friendship proposal. Always talk to people in group about the bad and poor policies in school and tell them about your ideas for a change. As future director of social try posting pics of yourself and nigerian celebrities as campaign posters, host series of the craziest groove in school and make em pay to enter, or free for others, host edifying seminers too. Then her is the big one that is sure going to make anybody popular in a nigerian university.
" b^ng the finest, sexiest,hottest girl in school and post the video on youtube and facebook, " boys will begin to call you their hero

Very simple,just buy any gud luking car enter inside d car n begin 2 spread money.

Join kegites

It's very simple just Dance nake'd in front of your faculty or school gate.

It works like magic.

thank me later

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Vry simple,jus go slap ur VC.

just get a nice ride...leave classes for month....move to lectures halls one after the other creating awareness like disturbing their lectures... don't thank me

Always be in people's faces.

Slap your Vice-Chancellor ...................................lol
On a serious note, i believe you will be in 200level and above, ever since you gain admission are you telling me you don't know what those previous elected official have been doing ? Anyway, my advice is that you don't need to spray money but you and your campaign team will start with customise sms that will be sent to atleast 90% of the entire student, then after that you will start with department to department, faculty to faculty, hostel to hostel , fellowship to fellowship, mosque to mosque, and finally individual to individual campaign. You will have to humble yourself during this period and after this period because you may still need them later.
All the best

Move with the right people but your academics will suffer o

1.Join one confra.
2.Organize Shows.
3.Forget ur academics.

And voila! U r popular

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Ah femi!!!