1. Don't date and sleep with her if you know you won't marry
her... What's the
essence of doing JSS1-SSS3 if you know you won't write WAEC?

2. Don't kill yourself because you wanna look expensive. Most of
us guys don't even know the difference between brazillian hair,
daniella, expression or even darling yaki.

3. Coca-cola sold only 9bottles in it 1st year. Today, morethan
1.7 billion servings are sold in a single day. NEVER GIVE UP ON
UR DREAMS

4. If you've ever dated a girl for more than 9yrs and you didn't
marry her, pls you
have no right to complain at a government that did nothing in
8yrs.. You all are birds of a feather.

5. If you remain in good terms with your landlord, you won't have
reason to build
your own house. Stop being a tenant: Quarrel with him today.

6. Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it only makes you the
mother of a dead child.

7. Most people wants to find out how you're doing, its not like
they care.. They
just want to be sure you're not doing better than them.

8. You're tired of being single? Why don't you test God by buying
a wedding gown
and see if He won't provide a MR RIGHT for you.

Is this supposed 2 b a joke or an advice?